Sign in

G. Gordon Lady

@burningviolins.bsky.social
158 followers 367 following 79 posts

22, she/they, the tin pan alley tune you can’t get out of your head

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
433722343 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
all my apes gone...
000 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/10/2025
look plenty of people have tattoos on them they dont know the meaning of. i woke up with these tattoos one day and i still dont know what theyre about
31858 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
folks, he's done it again
A.F. Branco political cartoon of a red airplane with a hammer and sickle labeled "Mamdani" flying towards a gray building labeled "NY City"
2833701310 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
MIKA was right. i could be hurple
0294 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
i hate to ask but if you've ever liked a post of mine or i've brightened your day, i need you to come help me drill holes in my bedframe to hide my limited edition coins i bought from a magazine
61333 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
found my professor on here and he kind of makes good posts
010 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear"One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need. Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"
1257174628 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
And Putthead
116915 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/10/2025
ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster
386995689 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
every day i'm going to shout "DOES ANYBODY HERE FUCK WITH THE TENANT?" until people on here start fucking with the tenant. is anybody else on here trelkovsky-pilled? just me?
130 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Treehouse of Horror should bring back the intros where Marge warns parents how scary it's gonna be. Kids are probably watching worse things but it sets up a vibe
1478148 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Cofia Soppium @indianloonie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Blue Sky. I want to go viral.
28418 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/10/2025
old lady groyper
45168560 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Lego Kingo @legokingo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
rewatching the texas chainsaw massacre. somehow it gets better and better every time. struck by the really sad moment of Franklin sitting and frowning as he hears his friends goofing off in the house. he just has the fucking worst day of all time.
41178 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
capitol police are investigating a fork found in the kitchen
041 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Valerie @stealingvalerie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
randomly had the thought “if Gilbert Gottfried was still alive he’d be a perfect Adam Friedland Show guest”
21434 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
indubitably.
010 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
we’re allowed to say faggot on here? fuck yeah
010 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
31377422 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
this website kind of has comrade josh vibes
111 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
this website can’t fucking handle me. this website isn’t ready for me. plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of my hazards yet.
020 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
it does kind of feel like Woke Stepford in here sometimes
010 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Yes!
000 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
does anyone on here make posts about poisoning/kidnapping/torturing a boyfriend or something like that. i can’t flourish in this ecosystem without that.
130 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Fade To Black!
100 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
oh hello little spectral ghoul and what are you doing in the ps2 endorsements even!
000 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
this is me with big dog movies
130 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Anybody on here fw The Tenant?
010 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Just added it to my watchlist. Holy shit, Dennis Hopper’s in this?
010 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
2,022 :-)
110 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
largest rodent @capybaroness.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
281387211 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
seeing a lot of people who are like “i’m going to try to use this platform more often!” but idk if i’m gonna do that. i will if i have to, but idk if i’m going to do that right this very minute.
010 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
World Of Art By Sue @worldofartbysue.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
FLORINE STETTHEIMER (1871-1944), "The Cathedrals of Wall Street", 1939. Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York City US. Stettheimer was big part of NYC's avant-garde community, hosting salons that attracted notable figures such as Marcel Duchamp, Gertrude Stein, and Georgia O'Keeffe. #arthistory
A whimsical painting of the power of Wall Street. On the left, a raised dais  (marked Salvation Army) hold viewers of the marching band parade that is entering, with flags flying and drums drumming, from the left.  In the center, a golden pavilion with a portrait of Franklin Delano Roosevelt under a banner "New York Stock Exchange), topped by a golden eagle with out-stretched wings.  On the right, a huge golden statue of George Washington, flanked by American flags.  The pale background is filled with architetural items - a dome, the statue of Liberty, an obelisk.
061 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Referring to Tucker Carlson as “Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson” in the same tone as conservatives refer to Obama as “Barack Hussein Obama”.
043 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
i'm not doing too well financially, it'd be awfully nice if you could send a little money my way! cash.app/$burningviol...
cash.app
Pay $burningviolins on Cash App
Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App
030 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
i know i don't post here too often (and that's something i'll try to change), but i'd like to wish everyone a very happy valentine's day!! much love to all of you!!
000 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The fact that "Goodbye Earl" is a cover was mind-blowing to me. Nothing sounds more The Chicks to me, right down to the na-na-nas. What, you're going to tell me "Istanbul Not Constantinople" isn't a TMBG original next?
70132758 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
onion person @junlper.beer · 01/12/2024
losing my mind
461177861603 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
i love this bit of trivia from imdb's What's The Matter With Helen? page. whoever wrote it has such an attitude!
Black text on a white background, from IMDb's trivia page for What's The Matter With Helen?. It reads "Children's dance schools were indeed a dime a dozen in 1930s Hollywood, since every parent was convinced that their little moppet had the potential to be the next Shirley Temple, who at the time was Tinseltown's #1 box office star."
010 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
i am also all of these things. where the hell is my pulitzer prize.
0110 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The 1970s. A man with a beard an long hair goes "oh God, I'm so freakin' neurotic. I'm insanely Jewish. I'm all sexually fucked up and I jack off all the time." Another man with a moustache and long hair walks into frame and says congratualtions, here's your Pulitzer Prize." The Jewish man looks surprised.
1289068376 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
miss babycat the ladycat says hi
030 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
wint @dril.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite
161154961311 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A thoughtful silver chonk from my collection, ca. 1970s.
Color photo of a shiny grey shorthaired cat sitting on carpeted stairs, looking thoughtfully off into the distance.
1035265310 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 27/11/2024
omg this is the all time list lol
Top 5 Blocked from clearsky:
brianna.bsky.social
felipeneto.com.br
nowbreezing.ntw.app
ousafadenha.bsky.social
updateswiftbr.com
2431 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Principal Skinner: WELL, I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SO FUNNY. RIGHT NOW DRAKE IS AT HOME CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
233448424 0
Reposted by G. Gordon Lady
Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it
214135411175 0
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
just about 36 hours until i see miss baby again!
010 0