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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Going to a restaurant" has resulted in two of the most chaotic and insane storylines in Swan Boy history so I assume this double date will be low key and uneventful
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@wtyppod.bsky.social I don't know if you've ever seen/heard this but it might come in handy for a future episode: youtu.be/lr5d3sGxSXQ?...
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You can always go around
YouTube video by Hema Yadav
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Join the Patreon and experience a spectrum of emotions ranging from "Branson is a webcomic genius without peer" to "jesus fucking christ dude"
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I saw this early on Patreon, loved it, and just now realized I completely missed the joke on the sign
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They should re-release Eddington now that everyone knows what a data center is
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
While this is happening Rona just looked it up on her phone and there's no Carrabba's in a 50-mile radius but she's gonna let this one slide
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cassie’s character development reminds me of how The Venture Bros would introduce a character in a one off gag and then 3 seasons later you would die for them
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Disclosure Day is a movie about mercilessly gaslighting your significant other
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I truly hope this arc never ends
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
me when they break ground on a data center in our community (despite it being voted down by residents) and then have to attend a mandatory AI demo/training for work
completely unrelated police sketch of a man with sunglasses wearing a hoodie
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I've seen a lot of people ripping off @bransonreese.bsky.social when it comes to the new Star Wars movie and you should know he was way ahead of the curve swanboy.com/comic/mandal...
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Mandalorian
Visit the post for more.
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Intrusive thought of an NFL placekicker just blasting Grogu 50 yards off a tee
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Me when I have to go back to DC for work and have to drive rush hour Beltway traffic again youtu.be/NxVpclyA90M?...
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"Thought about killing myself" but it's in 1080p60fps
YouTube video by Gambiy
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Pretty sure my mom never told anyone, unprompted, that there was just something about me that made people want to hit me with their car, but now I'm not so sure
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“The waitress is about to execute you at point-blank range with a shotgun” is one of the few instances I think it’s okay to be a little rude to restaurant staff but I probably still wouldn’t do it
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My favorite thing about Noel is that despite the dangers inherent in being friends with Swan Boy, the worst disasters to befall him are entirely of his own making
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Liam @wtyppod.com · 28/04/2026
you will not believe the email we just got
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 12/04/2026
Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Mandalorians: He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk. Grogu: 🎶I can SIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG 🎶
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Not my actual favorite but maybe the one that pops in my head the most often
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Things that I can eat if I have to be polite about it but won’t seek out on my own: black licorice, ranch, and grapefruit. Of those, I avoid ranch the most, I think it’s absolutely vile
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Nyahhh, support Swan Boy/Branson or I’ll slug ya!!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/02/2026
New Muppet Show yet again confirms the unassailability of the “puppets scrambling to put on a little show” format
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I don’t want to see another picture of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino unless they have black hoods over their heads at gunpoint
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Opeth Tegan and Sara Bad Religion Iron Maiden Built to Spill
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Just got back from Marty Supreme, great flick and...THAT WAS PENN JILLETTE??!
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Found out today that I’ll be burying my dad soon and so dealing with that means that I can’t say much about the ICE shooting except that Nuremberg is the moderate position
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Got this fun little pop-up while my brothers and I were discussing end-of-life care for our dad. I’m going to start the Butlerian Jihad.
Fucking ghoulish Apple AI prompt that says “Create Poll: Hospice Location” that came up when texting my brothers about our dad who’s dying
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Schindler's List, Come and See, The Bridge (the documentary)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/12/2025
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Sleater-Kinney- "Dig Me Out" R.E.M.- "Harborcoat" Iron Maiden- "Aces High" Husker Du- "Something I Learned Today" Kate Bush- "Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)"
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage.
- excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If I had my way everyone responsible for this would wish that they got the leniency of the Nuremberg trials
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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Stochastic Book Fair @burndontfreeze.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
oh cool so we're just literally doing Clear and Present Danger huh
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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
BREAKING: The Newest season of the hit show “Love Island USA” will feature the Imperial Japanese Battleship Yamato attempting to beach herself as part of Operation Heaven. The Yamato joins F4U Corsairs, SBC2 Helldivers, and F6F Hellcats for what will undoubtedly be an exciting season.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
this isnt about safety it is about punishment and control. the president is a child molester who put out a full page ad trying to get five innocent kids killed in 1989 because he hates black people and is terrified of them. he is drifting into the grave and wants to crack the whip as he goes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2025
"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously" No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
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brendle @brendle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when i was a kid, i foolishly believed that hulk hogan represented the stated american values of justice and freedom. as an adult, i realized he represented the actual american values of greed, bigotry, deception and stupidity.
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