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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I should ask my therapist if it's normal to feel abandoned when I hear flocks of migrating geese honking overhead, but he's flown south for the winter.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The next time I start watching a movie that's obviously gonna be bad, I plan on setting a timer for 10 minutes. If that timer reaches 00.00 before the movie gets better, I'm blowing up my TV.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I don't know if I should take it personally that the ghost in my house just checked my wrist for a pulse.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Trump: That's an elephant. Doctor: Actually, it's a rhino. Trump: Todd, get in here! (Blanche rushes in) This guy said that's not an elephant! (Blanche glares at the doctor and reaches for a subpoena) Doctor: Congratulations, sir! You just aced another cognitive test!

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

To win my war against fruit flies, I've decided to only eat pork bananas.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Just a blueberry. Happiness

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm reliving my life now so that during my final moments I can instead relive the more interesting life of someone else.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Umm holy crow this is completely amazing? Consciousness expanding music? where have I even been

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The coming AI apocalypse will happen after Elon Musk accidentally programs all of his robots with his shopping list instead of Asimov's three laws of robotics.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I can't wait until they make AI so powerful that it's capable of living every single aspect of my life for me, so I'll have more time to... um... uh... well... I'll get back to you after I ask AI what I can do instead.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Living in the Trump timeline has allowed me to better understand why parents with perpetually moving toddlers are always exhausted.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When I try to click "like" on a news article that isn't on social media, I know I've been doomscrolling too much.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/05/2026

My reaction when meeting my therapist’s new intern.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Donald Trump's post that he's more popular than Elvis in his prime and the greatest president of all time (move over Washington and Lincoln!) is objectively insane. And any self-proclaimed "fact-based" journalist who doesn't report it as such doesn't actually care about the facts or the truth.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Bret Michaels may have canceled his appearance at Freedom 250, but the Trump administration is proud to present Bret's mother, who'll be performing all of her son's biggest hits, minus the suggestive lyrics. So get ready to rock out to "Talk Clean To Me" and "Nothin' But A Fairly Enjoyable Time."

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Due to the risk of my posts being so dumb that readers start assuming they're being written by A.I., I've decided to farm out all future posts to the local Apple Store Genius Bar.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

For the sake of truth in advertising, we should just start calling pizza "crust-stuffed cheese."

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/05/2026

This is what happens when a tapeworm discovers tailoring.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Musical acts for Trump's birthday party are dropping faster than Iranian leaders during the war. At this point, Trump will be forced to give the Ayatollah top billing to perform a stirring rendition of Frank Sinatra's "My Way."

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

*Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper* *closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose* "Why, why would anyone order wine?”

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/05/2026

🚨 BREAKING: Everything.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

When I think about how all of the richest people in the world are the worst sociopaths among us, I realize when Jesus said, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." he was actually being far too charitable.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

This is incredible.

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Blue Virginia @bluevirginia.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

This sums it up well; it's 100% a death cult. bluevirginia.us/2026/05/sund...

Screenshot of post by "JohnnyAGI" about how Trump supporters "loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her..demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files...The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone"

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Elon Musk believes ""the fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy" because the majority of people having empathy for others would lead to his own downfall."

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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Love it: the night after he was kicked off of CBS for good, Stephen Colbert hosted a public access show in southeast Michigan.

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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026

YouTube video by Stephen Colbert

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Just had the most surreal cab ride of my life

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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 17/05/2026

remorseless. unstoppable. majestic.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I'll never believe in the story of Adam and Eve for one very simple reason. Nobody would ever give up paradise in exchange for an apple. I mean, maybe a mango or a pineapple, but regular apples just aren't that delicious. Now, if it was an apple pie tree, I'd be all in.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

It robs people of their work, coerces anyone who threatens its power, drains natural resources without caring about how it might be harming the community, and it helps orchestrate mass deaths. A.I. might not be conscious, but it sure as hell has become a lot like its billionaire creators.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

unfortunately, kim il sung's clothes hang a lot better

There are two photos. On the left, there's an image of the newly unveiled Donald Trump bronze statue covered in gold leaf. On the right, there's a bronze statue of North Korea leader Kim Il Sung. Both are wearing tailored outfits, but Trump's outfit is very wrinkly while Sung's clothes hang cleanly.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I never pronounce the "L" so hard as I do when I go to Home Depot and ask for some caulk.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I've come to the conclusion that my life has been a total disaster. I blame autocorrect.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Even with all that Charmin money, Bernie still felt somehow unfulfilled.

A large bear stands, leaning on the railing of an elevated wooden deck, staring out over a vast wooded area.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

dONaLd tRuMp iS tHe fIrSt pReSiDeNt tO bEcOmE tHe pHySiCaL pErSoNiFiCaTiOn oF tHiS fOnT

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

To paraphrase René Descartes' thought on consciousness: "My AI chatbot thinks I'm the most intelligent, perceptive, wonderful person in the world, therefore it IS."

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Watching the news is exhausting. It's like being trapped in the Big Brother house with all of the most vile characters in those "Housewives of" reality shows, and banging on the door, pleading to be let out, only to hear the show's director laughing at you through the intercom system.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026