Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1h"Having been born decades before "Happy Birthday To You" was written, Jonathan spent most of his childhood listening to his family humming Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 at his birthday parties." 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 2hPete Hegseth is like the guy who's on pushup 4 and as soon as someone walks into the room, he yells, "99! 100!" 0241
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 2h"I talked to an overseas leader who said if Kamala Harris was president, the world would be having a zombie apocalypse right now and the price of gas would be $2k a gallon." 010
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 3hLaw enforcement has already released video of the suspected criminal mastermind.static.klipy.comMcDonald's Hamburglar ThinkingALT: McDonald's Hamburglar Thinking 020
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 5hThe "do your own research" crowd being brainwashed to hate Canada because Trump told them the country was our greatest enemy sure is something to behold. 090
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 6hSometimes I feel sorry for Jesus. No matter how many people he saved during his life, he could never live up to the expectations of a father who created the entire universe in six days. Jesus: "Hey, Dad, I walked on water today!" God: "You mean the water I made snapping my fingers? Eat your bread." 100
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 6hstatic.klipy.comLucy Pulls Football from Charlie BrownALT: Lucy Pulls Football from Charlie Brown 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 7hI heard Trump also stopped an alien invasion by using his superer super intelligence to hack their super intelligent computer system and implant a virus that destroyed their mothership. 120
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 7h“Make art so epic it will raise the birthrate,” they say. This reminds me of how I lost my virginity gazing at the Mona Lisa. Luckily, the painting was on birth control at the time. 270
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 8hTrump doesn't seem to understand that every monument he builds to himself will either be torn down by a future president or serve as a reminder that he was the most corrupt and incompetent president in U.S. history. He can't force history to revere him. 130
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 9hClothing killed more people than guns in the 1970s.static.klipy.comClassic James Bond ScenesALT: Classic James Bond Scenes 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 10hwww.youtube.com/watch?v=NSWd...youtube.comPete Townshend- Save It for LaterYouTube video by uscthewho11 130
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 16hI don't tell anarchist jokes because there's never a punchline. 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 17hPeter Thiel also wants to create a new country on floating platforms in the ocean where he's above all laws. Billionaires like Thiel don't love the U.S. They see our country as a necessary stepping stone to achieve their goal of ultimate power. 021
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 17hOne can almost hear the AI company saying, "Look, we can do this the easy way where you give us your expertise for a small amount of compensation, or we can steal it with our AI through the internet and you get nothing. So what's it gonna be?" 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 17hIf Democrats take back Congress, they should send Russell Vought a check for $0.00, then tell him, "We didn't stop paying you. We just cut your $250,600 salary down to nothing." 030
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026President Donald Trump, staring as "The Puppet Whisperer." 011
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Despite all those plays I am still gonna checkmate your face 010
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The mobster isn't really concerned for that family. It's a threat, and he knows his target will understand that. Likewise, Trump knows his audience understands how much he despises California. So when he says "let them" nuke those cities, he wants them to applaud. 090
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If we believe words have meanings, the phrase "let them" has to be seen as an invitation. Trump instinctively knows how to couch despicable comments in language that offers plausible deniability. It's the mob saying, "That's a nice family you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it." 2154
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trump knew his audience would love the imagery of those Blue cities being wiped off the map. That's why he used the invitation "let them." It's just like when he said there were "very fine people on both sides" in Charlottesville. He knew his supporters would only apply "fine" to the Nazis. 0101
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trump not being able to understand that "not many people know 'dumb' has a 'b' in it" was idiotic after the first time he said it is pretty good proof that his IQ isn't high. 010
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Turning the sonic screwdriver into a pair of black Ray-Ban sunglasses was just too obnoxious for me, along with having Peter Capaldi playing electric guitar. 120
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Strong Christianity in the sheets" gives a new meaning to "turn the other cheek." 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NYT: "We want to show we're objective when covering President Trump's deranged remarks by giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's actually sane." 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Right-wingers have turned into a bunch of cancel culture snowflakes who cheer for $5K socialist checks. They've become everything they claimed to hate about the left. 020
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trump will soon claim that AI will never kill off humanity because his own superer super intelligence will be able to stop it. Then he'll start demanding that everyone call him Supererman from now on. 160
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The other people who scare me are the AI fanatics already demanding that we accept AI has become conscious. I sense a new AI religion being born. 3432
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I looked up the lyrics. My favorite line is: "Now we're countin' up more wins than the Vietnamese census" 010
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hegseth also took all the color out of the logo and made it entirely white. 1130
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kevin Hassett means the public's unhappiness isn't showing up in the "alternative data" that he pulls out of Trump's and his own asses every day. 0273
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm willing to bet that if Trump was asked what IQ stood for, he wouldn't have a clue because he's just that dumb with a b. 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Unless Elon Musk can figure out how to make his Cybertruck windows actually shatter-proof before having an assistant throw a steel ball at them during a live demonstration, he should probably STFU about the benefits of stealth technology.static.klipy.comElon Musk TestALT: Elon Musk Test 011
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd be curious to know how many right-wingers who were outraged by those free "Obama phones" in 2012 are now cheering for their free Trump 5k checks that they'll never get. 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We all have dark corners of our mind that should never see the light of day. For me, it's thinking the first "libiddy-bibbidy" commercial was funny. 010
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I guess technically a high school gym is a "ball room," so Trump should be safe there. 030
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The free phone program wasn't even started by Obama. It was begun by a different evil socialist in 1985 named Ronald Reagan, and expanded to cellphones by another evil socialist named George W. Bush. But that didn't stop right-wingers from believing it was an Obama program because reasons. 🤷 050
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In 2012, Republicans were screaming that President Obama was an evil socialist because he handed out free "Obama-phones." But now, Trump handing out free $5K checks is anti-socialist? This is why Republican politicians are so against public education. They need voters to be as dumb as possible. 250
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Professional wrestling costumes have gotten really elaborate. 060
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It could've been worse. Trump could have given out Tom Cotton's phone number as 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS. 020
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Todd Blanche would also do it in a heartbeat. 010
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comRatatouille - Remy with CheeseALT: Ratatouille - Remy with Cheese 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Republican Supreme Court justices might as well just start summoning the Founding Fathers with seances to justify how they rule on cases. It would have just as much validity as their "originalist" arguments. 010
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I remember correctly, one of the things that turned Bruce Banner into an enraged Hulk was seeing a government worker sitting at a desk. 🙄 The Trump administration is just filled with sadistic, corrupt criminals who constantly need to remind others that they're in total control of their lives. 000
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's baffling that anyone would vote Republican after they've shown the entire world that they're nothing but corrupt and incompetent greed-and-power-driven criminals. It's like 50% of the Titanic passengers cheering for the iceberg. 062
Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No one could make a dumb joke funnier than Letterman. Thank you for posting this. 010