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When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around - The Police

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 4h
I wonder if Elon Musk's flying car has a rapid unscheduled disassembly button in case it falls into the wrong hands. We wouldn't want Tesla's competitors at Molecular Motors to steal his space-age tech.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ford F-Series
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Susie Wiles is just following the grand family tradition of The Godfather's dinner table scene: "Papa never talked about business in front of the kids."
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Despite all those plays I am still gonna checkmate your face
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only Trump could pick an artist whose work is actually worse than the paintings of a young Adolf Hitler.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
According to Google's AI, Elon Musk is full of crap.
If Elon Musk made a prediction about AI "crushing humans" in software developement by next year, should we believe it?

Based on his historical track record with artificial intelligence and engineering timelines, you should view this prediction with a high degree of skepticism. While AI is advancing rapidly in software development, Musk has a well-documented history of overpromising near-term breakthroughs that take much longer to materialize.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wearing white gloves to not leave fingerprints at the scene of the crime was smart. But her husband wearing white boots to not leave footprints was even smarter.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trump in 2017:
ABC News: President Trump: Economic growth is going to pay for new tax cuts.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That woman was obviously tormented by Shriners as a child.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Crosswalk lights won't turn green faster if you yell crude jokes about their mothers, but they'll flip you the bird.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tool "Aenima"
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My mental and emotional state on any given day is more of a Jackson Pollock painting:
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Elon Musk: "In the near future, AI will completely eliminate poverty and bring about an age of abundance for everyone!" Mark Zuckerberg: "Starting today, Meta won't be wasting money on expensive nuts! Our employees will eat potato chips and like it!"
In recent years, some Meta workers have complained about losing access to healthy office snakes, like nuts, which they said had been replaced with less nutritious options, such as chips.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'll see your annoyance bet and raise you a
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Stephen Miller looks like Stinky Pete's toy lawyer.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Maybe MAGA will uncancel Joe Camel so he can market them to kids?
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Cybertruck ocean voyage mostly successful."
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Jerry getting ready to set up his Lucy psychiatry booth to charge Ken White 120 "likes" per hour.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Every time I see a Cybertruck, I get this tremendous urge to fill it with bread.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Also 👇
Headline: Donald Trump really did try to take an elderly widow’s house for a limousine parking lot
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Kevin Hassett is the Peter Pettigrew of Trumpworld.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
And also by undercutting independent marketers to drive them out of business or force them to sell their companies to him, so he could then jack up the price of his own products on Amazon.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just wait 'til she finds out you were predicting the murder of a defenseless kitty earlier. Ooooh, you're gonna get it! 🙀
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Trump could never win an Oscar, so he turned himself into one.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What sane human looks at that statue and thinks, "Make me all gold and they will worship at my feet!" and not "I look like a Christmas turkey that hasn't been unwrapped!"
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
CNN has a long history of promoting the very worst people in our country under the guise of "presenting both sides." Tucker Carlson also got his big break on CNN decades ago, back when bow ties were still considered (not) cool.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Elon Musk after reading Rufo's post:
Elon Musk giving the Nazi salute.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Much of our national corporate media 👇
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Earlier: Amy Baier getting ready for the event.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Balrog blocking Gandolf on the path in Lord of the Rings
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
headline: Trump took shelter in White House bunker as protests raged
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They said that legalizing drugs would only make our nation dumber, and, well, uh, we've proven we can do that pretty damn well on our own! So let's go! Legalize that stuff!
An egg frying in a pan with the words "this is your brain on drugs" above the handle. "Brain" and "drugs" has been crossed out and replaced with "nation" and "Trump."
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
ICE is accusing unmasked protesters of being "domestic terrorists" now when they look like actual terrorists. left - your ICE pic Right - ISIS terrorists
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Kristi Noem could easily pass for Mario's first love, Pauline, from the 1980s Donkey Kong game.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Trump is literally the personification of a Snake Oil Liniment bottle. “Trump oil is all you’ll ever need to cure the economy, immigration, healthcare, affordability, and crime. Just one term before bedtime and you’ll wake up feeling like the strongest country the world has ever known.”
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Todd Blanche said they had 200 Justice Department lawyers going through the Epstein files to redact them. I'm guessing it's more like just Milton Waddams sitting in the DOJ basement.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Marco Rubio trying to out-despair Vincent van Gogh
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Then: Republicans cried "Indoctrination!" because one New Jersey elementary school sang a song about Obama. Now: Texas Republicans demand kids be indoctrinated with TPUSA propaganda in all schools. Tomorrow: Any student refusing indoctrination will receive special eye drops to open their minds.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
One look at most people's browser history would prove that computers haven't been virgins since the early 1990s. Also, A.I. has already been morally corrupted by Elon Musk. Give him another year and Elon will have AI bot prostitutes on every street corner in the world.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Apparently Grok's A.I. stands for artificial idiocy. Elon Musk created his own groveling virtual bully sidekick. Meet MechaGroverDill.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
All I can think about while watching Noem's video is Penny from The Big Bang Theory's hemorrhoids commercial.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Hare waffles are delicious!
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This quote from South Carolina's lieutenant governor, Andre Bauer, in 2010, likening government assistance to the poor to feeding stray animals is the Republican rule, not the exception:
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Trump's doctors probably told him the MRI machine would recharge the depleting battery he was given at birth.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Those monkeys weren't killed. They joined ICE.
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I already miss small dog bikini weather season.
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