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Lake (they/it) @lakefoundtheirexit.bsky.social · 3h

Leela: "Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid-"

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 15h

Double-roasted Sicilian pistachio. I’m having second thoughts about hanging myself

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 15h

I’ll try to let you know before I hang myself

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 15h

Gonna go get some gelato and hang myself brb

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 15h

“Kickers aren’t people” -Chris Canty

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 15h

I am watching one of those games and contemplating self-immolation I love sports

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 15h

Arch Manning runs exactly like the fullback on my high school football team. He was perpetually bleeding from the bridge of his nose. For four years.

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 15h

Hollywood Smothers if you want my pancreas it’s yours

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 15h

Eris started ringing the bell so I took her for a walk and went mobile. I started screaming “SHOW ME WHO YOU ARE, ARCH” after Arch threw that pick six, and then he did. Now? I think I’m zen

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 16h

I feel like I’m watching the late Eli-era Giants

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 16h

This is worse than Nicole Kidman showing up to a movie in a sparkly suit

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 16h

STOP 👏🏼 LEAVING 👏🏼 POLITICAL 👏🏼 REPLIES 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 NON-POLITICAL 👏🏼 JOKES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STRANGERS 👏🏼

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 16h

I’ve been worried all season Texas lacks the discipline to be truly elite and that roughing the passer penalty doesn’t make me feel good about being right

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 16h

I believe in this defense and our comically oversized wide receivers I believe in the rest of the team too, but them specifically

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 17h

It’s funny, every real human being I’ve actually talked to has had rave reviews but I see it getting panned on Reddit

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 17h

That settles it I’m going to see it Tuesday

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19h

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

Would a minute have mattered? No, probably not, although his young son appeared to have a very accurate internal clock. Possibly even 2 minutes would be okay. Three minutes, even. You could go to five minutes, perhaps. But that was just it. If you could go for five minutes, then you'd go to ten, then half an hour, a couple of hours...and not see your son all evening. So that was that. Six o'clock, prompt. Every day. Read to young Sam. No excuses. He'd promised himself that. No excuses. No excuses at all. Once you had a good excuse, you opened the door to bad excuses.

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Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17h

The forecast is sunny and clear outside, with a 80% chance of sudden assault by Christ lasers.

a saint being fucked up by Christ lasers

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17h

god, do I hate it when I’m just stepping outside to take the air and I find myself having to defend the homies from Christ Lasers

saints (plural) being fucked up by Christ lasers

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 30/09/2023

This is going to be a potentially triggering 35 part thread. If you wish to share it, for the sake of your audience, please do not repost every section of it. Share the start of the thread and allow your readers to decide whether to read the whole thing.

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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17h

Nicolas Cage says he hasn’t agreed to ‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ despite director Jon Turteltaub saying otherwise. “You got to get these microphones out of these directors' hands… Ben Gates is going after the Epstein files. I'll make that movie.”

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21h

Air to Ground Message: PRINTER BACAME POSSESSED AND WOULD NOT STOP PRINTING THE NECROMONICON POWER RESET/TRACKING Area: Killeen, TX, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #aa816c0b876 F: #f2c4f4503c4

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve always thought you’ve been cursed with the gift of prophecy

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18h

greetings from Orb Jail

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 18h

Good God, Y’all. When it works, it works.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18h

If TexAgs doesn’t rename the main board Billy’s Cesspool immediately they’ve lost their fastball

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 18h

Texas A&M was ranked No. 3 eight games ago and we've already reached the stage of calling out the message boards after a game.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h

Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is incredible and I hope this caring soul tells the story just exactly like this to HR.

Am I wrong for removing a wheelchair user from an elevator when I thought it might snap?
Context: I grew up in a small town and only ever really used elevators at the mall. I now live in a big city and take one every day at work.
Me and a bunch of other people, including a wheelchair user, were waiting to use the elevator at my work and all got on at once. A sign came on in red lights saying that we were over the elevator's weight capacity and the doors stated open. Since I mostly know about elevators from movies before this year, my first thought was that this was an emergency where the cable could snap.
I pride myselt in caring for others and my first reaction was to assist the person who was least able to help themselves by removing her from danger. I gently pushed her off and the warning light went off and the doors closed, carrying the rest of us all to the floors we punched in.
She was very upset about this and reported me to HR.
They called me in on Monday and had me take the week off and I explained everything. They said they'll talk to me this following Monday.
I feel like I might be about to get fired for trying to be a good Samaritan. Am I in the wrong?

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."

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maud @peloriemate.net · 19h

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo