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John

@bubblegut-sr.bsky.social
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I may be covered in cat hair, but I still smell good

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10h
Lolllllllll
Tweet from Mayce Tomlin saying “bro I used to come home sometimes and my PlayStation would just be gone and I wasn’t in trouble 😭😭😭
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 16h
Where are all the big-eared MLB players? There have to be some that have trouble wearing these fitted hats like me!
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What about her future? What about how hard she worked to be there? What is to become of her life now? What process of justice could possibly right these wrongs? And how much more will she lose in the process of trying to get it? How much more of this are we all supposed to tolerate?
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t believe either of these are real people.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Billionaires should be taxed into millionaires
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is amazing
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They will willfully fuck it up.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mamdani is writing the playbook for how Democrats must continue to communicate with voters after Election Day. He could have done the usual thing and disappear after winning but if anything he’s communicating even MORE now.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PULITZER PRIZE WINNING JOURNALIST: is it possible that, with this technology’s rapid advancement, you could someday share a glass of red wine with a human being like me TILLY NORWOOD: [long pause followed by laugh] Anything is possible! JOURNALIST: My. My, my!
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dude didnt factor in his band's opinion before making a decision on this. good to know that Ed Sheeran is not only spineless, he's also dumb as fuck
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TWO SCORIGAMI SUNDAY!
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Deshaun Watson just sacked himself, if you're wondering how the Browns game is going
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching Ohio State go up 23-3 in a huge game and then leaving for a thing and then coming home to see they lost 24-23 is *extremely* my shit
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Remember when Micheal Douglas said he got throat cancer from eating too much pussy?
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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i wrote this!
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is crazy lol
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Too many people online seem to conflate left politics with being obnoxious and scathing and Mamdani is such a model for combining a principled ideological vision with civility and grace. You shake hands, you act like a grown up even whether others aren’t. You show up.
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah that lasted what, five minutes before the rampant Islamophobia started?
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Old ladies' phones have access to volume settings far higher than our own
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drew Lock leading the Seahawks to victory in the Super Bowl rematch to kick off the season, just as we all predicted.
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Of course they are.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Love to hit 44mph exit velo grounders in my chinos in order to prove my #Sigma masculinity
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there is zero explanation for adding the second from what I can tell, what the hell was that?
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is so embarrassing to storm the field after beating western Michigan
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Both of my kids have benefited immensely from CHOP — my daughter had surgery for thyroid cancer there, for instance — so I would like to take this moment to tell Senator John Fetterman to go fuck himself
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Those 33 Dems are fascist collaborators.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026
it's genuinely deranged how democrats let him run again after this like it was nbd
the capitol on Jan 6 wreathed in smoke and overrun with insurrectionists waving Trump banners
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
no one out there believes in "vote blue no matter who" less than the centrist shitheads like Gottheimer
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Dave Against The Machine🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is an ethnic cleansing going on is this country, and the government is nazi posting about it, meanwhile the democratic party politicians are more concerned with condemning a person 98% of people have never heard of. What is going on?
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I would rather a politician talk to Hasan Piker than Jared Kushner
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competentcuttlefish @cuttlefish.club · 27/08/2026
The most infuriating thing about the Kushner/Hasan 1-2 is that it makes obvious the fact that Jeffries doesn't believe that Trump and Republicans represent a grave threat that requires our immediate and undivided focus, despite that being an essentially unanimous belief among his party's voters.
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John Carl Baker @johncarlbaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a machine to ethnically cleanse the country - and anyone who pretends otherwise is kidding themselves
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, I see the big dawg @blairsocci.bsky.social crushed another episode of AFE! HoF guest, first ballot.
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I knew I liked Brink before, this just solidifies that
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/08/2026
Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The "school security industry" is a way to bankrupt school districts by redirecting funding away from teachers and giving it to various kinds of cop-adjacent chuds instead. The Plot To Enslave America
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
look, Deshaun Watson is a terrible person, and he's actively antagonizing the loyal Browns fans still willing to pay money to see this awful team, and he's too old to be a part of the future of the franchise, and he's untradeable. But you've gotta admit: he's also absolutely terrible at football
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@Agos226 • 1y ago (edited)
My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck yeah. Launch actual missiles at the abstract concept of the bond market. I love this take.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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John @bubblegut-sr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My 7th grade social studies teacher’s last name was ASSMAN, so yeah, middle school was tough to get through
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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