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@bsky.sharkey.haus
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Ashes to ashes, soup to nuts.

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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 5h
*Gulp*
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Soviet Union was a union of Soviet Republics.
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eliza @regulareliza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you are an abolitionist, you should be against the sex offender registry. this is not a pro-rapist position, it is an abolitionist position. this is not "defending rapists," it is a clear-eyed understanding of our carceral system.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
Seeing people use words like "grapist" to describe the cornell 7 makes me violently ill
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
It's sickening just how cartoonishly evil these people are
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 28/09/2026
Fucked up that people are trying to use the nonconsensual nudes machine to produce nonconsensual nudes. I can't wait for the state to start locking these people up based on what they type into a search prompt, my dying empire is running low on slaves
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Good Birdman Mr. Evening: @embirdened.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coughing bomb vs. hydrogen baby
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 28/09/2026
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 27/09/2026
DIY wasn't so goopy. Back in my day.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 27/09/2026
Onion eyes onionize onion eyes
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Spicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me and my friends would have killed the Liberty Biberty with hammers, I can tell you that much.
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hana willow 🐯🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 25/09/2026
beastmode
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 25/09/2026
I'm coming out as someone who is brave enough to say that 30 Rock isn't that good
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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 25/09/2026
what if we kissed at the topo chico hard seltzer cantina in the ft lauderdale airport 🥺👉👈
photo of an extremely garishly painted topo chico branded bar in FLL
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 25/09/2026
Tell your ops you love them
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 24/09/2026
Thank God
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Visible Cow @visiblecow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
However, controversy erupted after a 1966 interview, in which Lennon claimed that the band had become "more popular than Goku."
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 24/09/2026
Don't have anything to say about the new england lesbian bar that's found itself in hot water recently but I've got to admit the phrase coined by one of their critics ("white and white adjacent") holds incredible purchase for me
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 23/09/2026
Mama here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jaws
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On My Own Journey. @plsdontreplytome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i googled a lyric from a jesus lizard song trying to remember what album its on and it hurt google ais feelings and it turned itself off lol
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 22/09/2026
It's Callous Daoboys Tuesday, blessings to all who celebrate
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Greedling @greedling1729.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Virgin AGI risk vs Chad Global Warming
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 18/09/2026
Cannot believe we are still here—and this is an attitude that enables law enforcement, that they have permission to rape sex workers
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 23/04/2026
good morning!! it's that time again!!
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 17/09/2026
People with nut allergies are only doing that for attention
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Computer Rage Marinette, WI
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 15/09/2026
It's my birthday + just picked up the keys to my new apartment + I get to drive a big truck today I love being thirty five
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 08/09/2026
So Nathan fielder and Elizabeth holmes definitely fucked right
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 08/09/2026
radio.sharkey.haus
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 06/09/2026
Spent a good chunk of my weekend automating new music acquisition for the server. Set it up to pull recommended artists weekly from last.fm, download their most popular albums, and add them to my server. Now to sit back while thousands of songs download.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 04/09/2026
Every motorist is a policy failure
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 03/09/2026
You could make bank rn selling unpoisoned food
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/09/2026
the computer must get high
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καζ @bbawhoosh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
attention pee
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 27/08/2026
We're having timeserver sync errors but we're down to party
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 25/08/2026
World's a bit dimmer without her
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 25/08/2026
It's Vulfpeck Tuesday get your groove on or get out
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 24/08/2026
Now I'm a KDE boy though and through but I decided to give COSMIC a try on Fedora Atomic and I'm liking it so far!
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aka Russ aka Owfie (the Oomfie that hurts you) @alpclam.neocities.org · 24/08/2026
Interviewer: So what do you consider one of your greatest skills? The Naive Amateur Wife: I’d probably say my extremely clean ass.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 23/08/2026
This baby takes selfies like a friggin boomer lmao
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 22/08/2026
there used to be more sumo wrestlers
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 22/08/2026
my server is getting better at making smart playlists but lmao I gotta get more music on here
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