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@bsky.sharkey.haus
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Ashes to ashes, soup to nuts.

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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 17h



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 05/10/2026
No they're on the same side
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 05/10/2026
Penis 3
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2024
I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 02/10/2026
Re-education camps for slow walkers
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 02/10/2026
Benghazi ain't going away!
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 02/10/2026
Bloodhound Gang and Electric Six are hosting conversations that regrettably few are tapped into
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 02/10/2026
Outwitted by a dog again
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 01/10/2026
Nancy just can't handle having a handsome and confident boyfriend. Sad!
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 01/10/2026
Yeah the entire carceral system falls apart when you start asking these questions, it's not just the death penalty.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 30/09/2026
*Gulp*
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Soviet Union was a union of Soviet Republics.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
I know I'm 100% preaching to the choir here but this shit gets me so heated lol
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
And the carceral state is the furthest thing from the answer to that!!
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
The sex offender registry is straight up a tool of the police state it does so little if anything to protect anyone and you can end up on it for like urinating in a park or something else that's definitely not sexual assault. ALSO we don't need more rapists in jail we need LESS rapists!
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eliza @regulareliza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you are an abolitionist, you should be against the sex offender registry. this is not a pro-rapist position, it is an abolitionist position. this is not "defending rapists," it is a clear-eyed understanding of our carceral system.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
I used to install these fuckers for work all the time I hate them so goddamn much
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
Seeing people use words like "grapist" to describe the cornell 7 makes me violently ill
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
It's sickening just how cartoonishly evil these people are
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 29/09/2026
Go birds
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 28/09/2026
Fucked up that people are trying to use the nonconsensual nudes machine to produce nonconsensual nudes. I can't wait for the state to start locking these people up based on what they type into a search prompt, my dying empire is running low on slaves
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Good Birdman Mr. Evening: @embirdened.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coughing bomb vs. hydrogen baby
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 28/09/2026
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 27/09/2026
DIY wasn't so goopy. Back in my day.
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 27/09/2026
Onion eyes onionize onion eyes
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me and my friends would have killed the Liberty Biberty with hammers, I can tell you that much.
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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 25/09/2026
beastmode
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 25/09/2026
I'm coming out as someone who is brave enough to say that 30 Rock isn't that good
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Hal O’Graham @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 25/09/2026
what if we kissed at the topo chico hard seltzer cantina in the ft lauderdale airport 🥺👉👈
photo of an extremely garishly painted topo chico branded bar in FLL
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 25/09/2026
Tell your ops you love them
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 24/09/2026
Thank God
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Visible B.O.W. @visiblecow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
However, controversy erupted after a 1966 interview, in which Lennon claimed that the band had become "more popular than Goku."
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 24/09/2026
Don't have anything to say about the new england lesbian bar that's found itself in hot water recently but I've got to admit the phrase coined by one of their critics ("white and white adjacent") holds incredible purchase for me
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 23/09/2026
Mama here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jaws
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On My Own Journey. @plsdontreplytome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i googled a lyric from a jesus lizard song trying to remember what album its on and it hurt google ais feelings and it turned itself off lol
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 22/09/2026
It's Callous Daoboys Tuesday, blessings to all who celebrate
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Greedling @greedling1729.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Virgin AGI risk vs Chad Global Warming
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 18/09/2026
Cannot believe we are still here—and this is an attitude that enables law enforcement, that they have permission to rape sex workers
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 23/04/2026
good morning!! it's that time again!!
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 17/09/2026
People with nut allergies are only doing that for attention
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Computer Rage Marinette, WI
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 17/09/2026
I lucked into BRO 404 once upon a time
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Cel @bsky.sharkey.haus · 15/09/2026
It's my birthday + just picked up the keys to my new apartment + I get to drive a big truck today I love being thirty five
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