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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they dont let you roll on the ground anymore. someone comes pick you up
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/10/2026
i think it's arrogant to say you "created" a joke. i think it should be like math where the idea is all the jokes exist and we just haven't discovered some of them yet
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 08/10/2026
Jeff Goodblum in Cronenberg’s The Fly
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel a great sense of kinship with everybody waiting parallel with me at this stop sign but everybody waiting perpendicular to me is my mortal enemy
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 06/10/2026
Me: does bimonthly mean every two months, or twice a month? English: we don’t have different words to differentiate between those two things, it could be either one. Me: what is a group of ground worms called? English: a “clew”
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 05/10/2026
Big News
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
with all, do respect
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I heard that GTA VI is based on the life of Robert Moses
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im a gimmick account the gimmick is that i fucking suck
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 02/10/2026
Getting out the proboscis for this one
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there should be a 🌳forest🌲on bridges you have to go through. on foot. and your car leave behind
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 02/10/2026
Hearing rumors they’re coming out with “October 2” next month
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scarious scaries @variouscherries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
kissing is like siphoning spit and love
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are not saddened to hear about anything. All sound makes us joyous
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brother I almost burned the house down four times making Trader Joe’s. Never give up on your dream
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 02/10/2026
Steal
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 01/10/2026
Uncrustables-based economy
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 01/10/2026
Bluesky should sell food
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illiterate oracle @pussysupreme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
three emails... what could this mean....
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 01/10/2026
Explore the scarabs of Canada’s Northern Provinces
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 01/10/2026
I once knew a woman who could divine the entire personality and predilections of a man and his future by the pattern the stars made on the day of his birth, and the relative positioning of the heavenly bodies. She separated man into 12 classes of being, each modeled after a representative animal.
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 01/10/2026
Ectoplasm is just “goo” for people ashamed of goo
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frielf @goblin.fans · 01/10/2026
the spot which produces a smooth jazz emission
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i need to learn how to speak in metaphors that only my mutuals understand. then no one else will know what i'm saying
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 30/09/2026
a series of unactionable insights
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joe Biden taught me that a old man can eat ice cream but the bill eventually comes due
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alexander-sims.bsky.social @alexander-sims.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found this somewhere in the recent past. Can't recall where. Similar eh
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moonlight on the Lake by John Atkinson Grimshaw.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this video is so funny, imagine being grilled by a US Senator who is oddly convinced that you went to an Atlanta Hawks game when you have never been to an Atlanta Hawks game
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 29/09/2026
When I go to the beach
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads
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Thesaurus Wrecks 2547 🎃👻🧛‍♂️ @thesauruswrecks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Democrats may be leading in the polls but do the vibes tell a different story?
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Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anytime you significantly separate economic interest and voting power I think you end up with misaligned incentives
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 29/09/2026
Yesterday I tried to spell my name wrong on a form but the employee say it spelled write somewhere else and changed it
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 29/09/2026
9/11 used to commemorate several towers, historians debate how many, but over the years all but two have been forgotten
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 28/09/2026
There was a secret third tower I’ve been remembering for years
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 27/09/2026
If you ask me it should be called “womenopause”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s Chinese room all the way down
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 25/09/2026
If anyone shot me with a tranquilizer gun I would just pull it out. Simple
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 25/09/2026
Money is everything in hockey
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 25/09/2026
A new low
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 24/09/2026
The people with blue checks by their name are all admins who can ban you, but they’re also a ethically superior class of poster who’d never abuse that power
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 24/09/2026
A lot of people talk about the indomitable human spirit, but it’s pretty domitable, actually
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 24/09/2026
I pressed the doorbell and a bee came out of there
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 24/09/2026
Given how much sex happens at the Olympic village I wonder if this has ever been tried in like volleyball or something
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Advertisements @bsky.ad · 24/09/2026
It’s difficult to find food to put hot sauce on because everything is so perfectly seasoned now
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