benjamin @bshorsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026casually reaching a flow state in this costco on a lovely fall friday afternoon 000
Reposted by benjaminColor of Seattle @colorofseattle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The color of the sky in Seattle is old lavender #747674 011
Reposted by benjaminCéspedes Family BBQ @cespedesbbq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the slow motion march towards arguably the most disappointing season in franchise history has finally arrived at its mathematical conclusion new for Yahoo Sports, a not-so-fond farewell to the 2026 Seattle Mariners: sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...sports.yahoo.comWhat went wrong for the 2026 Seattle Mariners? And where do they go from here?For Seattle, the vibes were off before Opening Day even arrived — and the Mariners never fully recovered. 0204
benjamin @bshorsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comColin Jost: Free At Last on SNLALT: Colin Jost: Free At Last on SNL 000
Reposted by benjaminLookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the 2026 Mariners have officially been eliminated from postseason contention 127014
Reposted by benjaminHowie Cohen @howiecohen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What the announcers would have sounded if they were calling the play by play on me living life in high school 093
benjamin @bshorsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026down to two (and a baddie leftist reporter responded to my ig comment) 110
Reposted by benjaminWolf Mercury Photography @wolfmercury.com · 28/08/2026“Into The Mystic” Tonight’s partial lunar eclipse rising with Seattle’s Space Needle #seattle #photography #moon 530427
Reposted by benjaminMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Seahawks gave up fewer points in 17/21 games last season #analytics 591248130
Reposted by benjaminxR Philosophy @xr-philosophy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Texas Rangers (3.44 xR) 5 – 3 (3.44 xR) Athletics 001
benjamin @bshorsky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026imagine telling past you that cal would be hitting 7th in what is (or should’ve been) a crucial series 000
benjamin @bshorsky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026the “pleasure having in class” to mentally ill pipeline 010
Reposted by benjaminSeattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 15/08/2026The people's princess has arrived 🫶 255794
Reposted by benjaminRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound 192405388
Reposted by benjamingwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026the entire American League West has a negative run differential 1215015
Reposted by benjaminmlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The Seattle Mariners are a first place team. 011
Reposted by benjaminmlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The Seattle Mariners are the worst organization in professional sports 011
Reposted by benjamindonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Who the hell is in charge of my life, anyway? That guy is an idiot 310119
benjamin @bshorsky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026*season delicately hanging in the balance* Ms: you can now watch Weston Wilson and Rob Refsnyder for FREE !!! 100
Reposted by benjaminOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026oh yeah well could a depressed person do this? *restarts Bojack Horseman from the top* 6677120
Reposted by benjaminColor of Seattle @colorofseattle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The color of the sky in Seattle is outer space #454c50 022
Reposted by benjaminxR Philosophy @xr-philosophy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Cincinnati Reds (3.45 xR) 4 – 2 (4.11 xR) Seattle Mariners 011
Reposted by benjaminMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Victor Robles was chatting with his bullpen buddies during a mound visit 😭 0347
benjamin @bshorsky.bsky.social · 20/07/2026sang (a capella in front of a group of fellow patients in a yurt in the middle of the idaho desert) 000
Reposted by benjaminNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Giving myself one World Cup cycle to turn my life around. 925223
Reposted by benjaminjen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 19/07/2026the irony of the World Cup final being held in ee.uu and trying to promote ~love~ while ee.uu is one of the countries committing the most fucked up war crimes out there will never be lost on me 1338
benjamin @bshorsky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026i killed a butterfly with my car today and it was devastating 010
Reposted by benjaminSickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Oh man apparently Pickford left the penalty instructions bottle behind for Argentina. Via LuisMartin_9 instagram 1331155
Reposted by benjaminDread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It is funny that after their big WBC kerfuffle, Randy Arozarena is having what might be the best season of his career while Cal Raleigh is hitting .169 and has a negative WAR. 2557
Reposted by benjamindisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Spicy whites would rather walk the dog than go to therapy 29313
Reposted by benjamin🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026If you die at Chuck E. Cheese you respawn as one of the animatronic band animals 57414
Reposted by benjaminMichael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026every time a stutter step penalty is saved an angel gets its wings 12577110
Reposted by benjamindisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Fellas, is it sapphic to find love? 11682215
Reposted by benjaminChristopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Maybe it's just me and I am definitely not in that clubhouse or dugout or whatever, but for a team that has so many fun personalities, it seems like there is just no energy from this baseball team so often. 6254
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