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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

John le Carré, “The Uncle Who Worked at Nintendo”

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The kids are alright (#4 is a ln adult plant)

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026

Close enough. Count it

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

As it was, is now, and ever shall be

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/07/2026

It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Pausa de hidratación

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Internal monologue for a 13 year old boy trying to talk to a girl he likes for the first time

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/04/2026

Imagine how much it would kick ass to have a wide receiver with like thirteen fingers

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

So well written that I laughed out loud and teared up, from an article about free bread (and good pizza places consistently have the best free bread)

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

(watching a movie where a character announces that he will destroy a city if they don't meet his specific demands by a certain deadline) oh that's probably the good guy in this movie

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

rolling up on a small straight in Yahtzee!

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/03/2026

Hell yeah last workday till November where it’s not light out after work. We made it!

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Finally, friendly fire we can all get behind

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

tfw you’re gonna knock a mushroom out of a brick

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Page after page of DHS agents too ashamed to be pictured doing their job isn’t actually sending the power signal Pam Bondi thinks it is.

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I cannot fathom being this much of a loser.

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 25/01/2026

DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Kyle Shanahan using bench players like me cooking in a weird AirBnB kitchen. Knife is tongs now. Spatula is butter knife.

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

A little too on the nose that they were throwing snowballs at ice, echoing the Boston massacre

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Dan Carlin @dancarlin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Hi all. I know it's been a long time. Sorry for the wait. Hope it's halfway decent. "Happy Hardcore History Day". dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...

dts.podtrac.com

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 10/12/2025

ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would-- BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 18/11/2025

a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.

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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 16/09/2025

Cornhole concerns at the zoning committee: "The cornhole game leads to a continuous thunking noise as the beanbag hits the target. When one goes in the hole there's a loud cry of success."

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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Is there an ETF for dentures companies?

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

While it’s tempting to dump on this shit admin, these two things are not the same

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Really too bad the greatest comedic mind of our age also happens to be the president. In any other context this is HILARIOUS

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Get lost, pull over at a pay phone and start studying that map in the back of the yellow pages

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Haha this is basically my politics

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ceej @ceej.online · 23/05/2025

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 20/05/2025

planning a child's birthday party for *next* saturday? this man's never done an ounce of domestic labor in his life and is already dreaming of how to outsource it

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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Who is going to be the first reporter to ask the new Pope about his thoughts on Old Style / Malort

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I only support reopening Alcatraz if we can a) put Trump in there or b) put Trump in there and keep it as a tourist attraction

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Ok, this is so dumb it’s great

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bsesq.bsky.social @bsesq.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Never a bad time to think about repealing the Patriot Act, apropos of nothing

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.

A Cybertruck parked on the street with a big cursive GIRL DAD decal on the back.

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