All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Absolutely stunning excerpt about a pedophile sitting 2nd in command to an adulterer who were all clutching their pearls about Bill Clinton. 071
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Iowa's backup quarterback is ten times better than their starter, and how did Kirk Ferentz screw that decision up that badly? 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fuck at this point I'd be ok if he just left him on the bench for extra points too just dont bother. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dear Ryan Day, Never send your field goal kicker onto the field ever again. Sincerely, Every OSU fan who has watched a game in the last decade 110
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Michigan moves to a 2-3 record overall this season. 010
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Orion is on the same album, it's right there. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did either company make any other movies? Sorry not familiar with them. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was this an appropriate response? I feel like it was an appropriate response. 000
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s a guy who shows up to random pickup basketball games and starts refereeing. And sure it’s a funny bit, but he’s also good at it. 720634
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry General Booty was right there too and I missed it. 010
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Still making guys named Boobie Feaster though so at least we're trying. 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Worried about Dracula building a new stadium in our city? We answer your questions and why your tax money is going to a good cause. 001
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardDan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Whatever you do with your time, while you're here, every single day: give a shit ... Do it with purpose and gratitude, and surround yourself with people you love that also give a shit. I don't know, because I don't know anything. But that might be the key to life." www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhXQ...youtube.comEXCLUSIVE: Jon Moxley shares his favorite life lesson from PACYouTube video by All Elite Wrestling 16824
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 892270388
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trust me, there are PLENTY of vinyl record collectors who want nothing more than to help you curate your record collection and you may actually have something to talk about. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Worth the wait that was a really damn good segment. 010
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is the only time I've ever even wanted to try to find the Paul Finebaum show. Waiting for Alex to come on is ummm... torture currently. 110
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is the only political ad that understands the situation 549555
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardBonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When someone accuses me of going to a Hawks game. 647169
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat Wizardmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49102861822
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is where I'm confused about your first point and haven't seen a good explanation. I would think it would benefit the SEC more. SEC teams are vastly outspending other conferences as a whole. That's got to catch up at some point and benefit them more right? www.nytimes.com/athletic/int...nytimes.comDoes your college football roster cost $8M or $50M? Here's our report on 68 teamsThe best teams are, on average, the ones paying players the most, but there's a wide disparity between the schools at the top and the bottom of major conferences. 001
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lost in all of this is that everything conservatives touch dies because at its core, no one actually wants it. It's a reminder that like 23% of the country actually voted for Trump and all this bullshit. 010
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025 25868186
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ope! finance.yahoo.com/energy/artic...finance.yahoo.comEnergy markets rally after Trump rejects Iran truce offerOil futures surged more than four percent on Monday, alongside gains for natural gas and diesel prices, after US President Donald Trump rejected Iran's offer of a seven-day truce."There was renewed st... 100
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[Smug Don Johnson in “Knives Out” voice:] I was reading Daniel Dale when he was at the Toronto Star. www.cnn.com/2026/09/27/p...cnn.comI started fact-checking Trump 10 years ago. Here are 15 things I’ve learned | CNN PoliticsTen years ago this month, in my old job as Washington correspondent for the Toronto Star, I started what I believed would be a quick little side project: fact-checking underdog presidential candidate ... 715822
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's nothing that's legal coming from this, is there? 000
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Here it is, Jake Pinegar from a miss in the 2020 PSU/Indiana game. Upright mic’d for maximum bass boost, sounds like someone getting punched with a cartoon boxing glove 923821
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Personal favorites: ABCBACABCBAC unlocks the whole game with infinite lives in Cool Spot YNGWIE HALIFAX unlocks the Naboo Starfighter in Rogue Squadron MOTHERLODE for $50k in simoleons 110
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Somewhere this evening Gus Johnson just confused No 6 Devin Sanchez with No 8 Jaylen McClain again. 010
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate the Modelo commercial where the OSU and Michigan fan watch the game every year and act like friends at the end. Under no circumstances do you make friends with a Michigan fan and voluntarily see them during the football season. At the end he pats the guy on the shoulder. That's 100% cooties. 010
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They made Kirk Ferentz cry on national tv 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026An absolute all-timer headline from @theonion.com 10/10 no notes. theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 000
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383810576
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Paging @nickywoolf.bsky.social for your regularly scheduled end of week "agreement" to manipulate the markets. 111
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's either cheeks or the sign of an absolute banger of a cult classic 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Side rant: I hate when an AI apologizes or says something insinuating that it has feelings. Nope nope nope. Don't apologize. That means less than nothing. There's no remorse because there's no feelings and stop trying to blur the lines. 010
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 59175964716
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/ 91121622104
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society. 392520501
Reposted by All-Seeing Goat WizardSMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Clempson ┳┻|⊂ﾉ ┻┳| 001
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gus Johnson pretty much mailing it in for Big Noon kickoffs nowadays 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lobbying Ryan Day to take 5 straight delay of game penalties if they get down to the 5 yard line so Ohio State can score a touchdown. 000
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