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All-Seeing Goat Wizard

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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 17h
These two photos will always be funny
Jameson Williams prior to transferring to Alabama because there wasn't room for him to start next to Chris Olave next to Garrett WilsonThe OSU Spring 2021 WR room right to left:
Julian Fleming, Marvin Harrison Jr, Garrett Wilson, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, and Chris Olave being talked to by CJ Stroud
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely stunning excerpt about a pedophile sitting 2nd in command to an adulterer who were all clutching their pearls about Bill Clinton.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was this an appropriate response? I feel like it was an appropriate response.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
UPDATE: Sources say Mystik Spiral has also pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
Mystik Spiral from MTV's Daria
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It would have been cool to see WMU win but... We're really about to go into a realm in which Michigan fans are having to argue with everyone that No ACTuAlLy wE bEaT a MAC diREcTioNaL sChOoL fAir And SQuaRe That's where Michigan is at now as a program.
SpongeBob meme but he's a dumb looking Michigan fan
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
TLDR I'll catch you kids up in a couple sentences:
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
2007: There will be Blood No country 4 old men Ratatouille Juno Knocked Up Superbad HP Order of Phoenix 3:10 to Yuma Into the Wild Evan Almighty American Gangster Bee Movie 300 I am Legend Bourne Ultimatum Fracture Zodiac Blades of Glory Transformers (the first one) ..And honestly a ton more
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from when you turned 20
2007 was an incredible year for movies
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Last of the Mohicans is actually an easy read when you tell AI to kiss your ass!
Me asking AI if Last of the Mohicans is an easy read like the Axios article. It told me no so I disagreed. It then told me that it's an easy read and why simply because every rich billionaire programmed AI to just kiss your ass.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ah yes USA Today, let's just go ahead and check in how the free market is doing with things on your opinion article there:
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I had seen that. I don't know though if Wisconsin had a ban they had to overturn
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Keeping Manuel as a "special advisor to the president" while at the same time "identifying failures to quickly and effectively act on allegations of wrongdoing by Athletic Department employees" Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.
Bold strategy meme from Dodgeball.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hard hitting analysis we've been asking for since 2015 but unfortunately it's still only on MS NOW
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post your fourth of July food. At a party and we've got algae rice crispy treats, sleepy Trump brownies, and Chicago dog deviled eggs
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The referee giving Balogun a red card because he thought he was a toad.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I present to you: An unreadable Weather Channel graphic of temperatures reduced on an in-studio screen, inside of a reduced screen because of a picture-in-picture, which is reduced by a chyron which is made smaller because of a weather ticker.
An unreadable Weather Channel graphic of temperatures reduced on an in-studio screen, inside of a reduced screen because of a picture-in-picture, which is reduced by a chyron which is made smaller because of a weather ticker.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not half bad on my end
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This might be one of the most fun "72-10" teams I made. Also gtfoh this team is running some people out of the building.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It took me a while but I finally got it. www.82-0.com/share?id=6NM...
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That sums it up nicely.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Said in the voice of Kyle's cousin from South Park
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Elon Musk sending people to the moon in his death tube
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that's not Spinal Tap
Mystik Spiral from MTVs Daria

La la la la laa
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
For context on why he doesn't care about a $750,000 fine.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Correct me if I'm wrong, but
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
NBA Courtside Brent Barry is here to save you.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This picture has always done it for me. People think we're "broadcasting our position" and all of the history of human radio signals is a tiny speck on an inset. Alien couldn't even listen to Wait Wait at this point.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Dude if I had Tiger Woods money I'd just have people carry me around on whatever the hell this thing is they carried the King of Egypt around on
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
So if you could just go ahead and solve the middle east in a week that'd be great.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Even the original cover says it's big laughs
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The way you're describing it doesn't seem to match the DVD covers
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
To date, this is still the best thing that capitalism has given us
The game Chex Quest a total modification of the game Doom which came for free attached to the front of a cereal box in the 90s
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Priest at Lou Holtz funeral: Does anyone have anything they'd like to say about the coach? Ryan Day:
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Late 90s Mercury Sable in both sedan and hatchback form. - Quintessential headlights - Rounded edges everywhere even where there don't need to be - Screams 0-60 in half a minute
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Adventures of Don Quixote featuring Don Quixote also being equally vexed about windmills.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Dear lord I love the college football community
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I love the conspiracy on this one. I'm in, both feet. Crazy Jesus people with their megachurch money giving NIL dollars to start off every interview saying "All glory to God I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Nailed the dismount.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I honestly believe this stretch broke them and it was a perfect timing of having the right people there (Warde/ Harbaugh) who would sell their souls to stop it under any circumstances.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Do your thing Blue sky... I'll start: 1.) Someone who can buy a legal hamburgers
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Fun fact: Not a hold!
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This has been living rent free in my head for years now. A fluke win 9 years ago gave Penn State so much confidence in James Franklin that they're now saddled with a $56M buyout. Side note: That's how big a brand Ohio State is... getting a win against them can literally change a program direction.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
It's like a select-a-character
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Anyone else have issues with Homefield apparel lately? I know there's a lot of cfb/ Homefield fans on this site. Just ordered a sweatshirt I was really excited about and it was... not great. Didn't even look like they were trying to make it look like the picture. Anyone else have similar?
A cream colored sweater with black interior fleece and a logo on the chest.A gray sweatshirt with light gray fleece and a logo awkwardly on the stomach.
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
The police team from Con Air lead by John Cusack
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All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
He heard you.
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