All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Absolutely stunning excerpt about a pedophile sitting 2nd in command to an adulterer who were all clutching their pearls about Bill Clinton. 071
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was this an appropriate response? I feel like it was an appropriate response. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026UPDATE: Sources say Mystik Spiral has also pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It would have been cool to see WMU win but... We're really about to go into a realm in which Michigan fans are having to argue with everyone that No ACTuAlLy wE bEaT a MAC diREcTioNaL sChOoL fAir And SQuaRe That's where Michigan is at now as a program. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026TLDR I'll catch you kids up in a couple sentences: 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 02/09/20262007: There will be Blood No country 4 old men Ratatouille Juno Knocked Up Superbad HP Order of Phoenix 3:10 to Yuma Into the Wild Evan Almighty American Gangster Bee Movie 300 I am Legend Bourne Ultimatum Fracture Zodiac Blades of Glory Transformers (the first one) ..And honestly a ton more 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from when you turned 20 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Last of the Mohicans is actually an easy read when you tell AI to kiss your ass! 020
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ah yes USA Today, let's just go ahead and check in how the free market is doing with things on your opinion article there: 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I had seen that. I don't know though if Wisconsin had a ban they had to overturn 010
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Keeping Manuel as a "special advisor to the president" while at the same time "identifying failures to quickly and effectively act on allegations of wrongdoing by Athletic Department employees" Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hard hitting analysis we've been asking for since 2015 but unfortunately it's still only on MS NOW 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Post your fourth of July food. At a party and we've got algae rice crispy treats, sleepy Trump brownies, and Chicago dog deviled eggs 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I present to you: An unreadable Weather Channel graphic of temperatures reduced on an in-studio screen, inside of a reduced screen because of a picture-in-picture, which is reduced by a chyron which is made smaller because of a weather ticker. 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This might be one of the most fun "72-10" teams I made. Also gtfoh this team is running some people out of the building. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It took me a while but I finally got it. www.82-0.com/share?id=6NM... 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Said in the voice of Kyle's cousin from South Park 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Elon Musk sending people to the moon in his death tube 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Quote with a fictional band that's not Spinal Tap 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026For context on why he doesn't care about a $750,000 fine. 020
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026NBA Courtside Brent Barry is here to save you. 0160
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026This picture has always done it for me. People think we're "broadcasting our position" and all of the history of human radio signals is a tiny speck on an inset. Alien couldn't even listen to Wait Wait at this point. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Dude if I had Tiger Woods money I'd just have people carry me around on whatever the hell this thing is they carried the King of Egypt around on 120
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026So if you could just go ahead and solve the middle east in a week that'd be great. 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Even the original cover says it's big laughs 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The way you're describing it doesn't seem to match the DVD covers 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026To date, this is still the best thing that capitalism has given us 001
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Priest at Lou Holtz funeral: Does anyone have anything they'd like to say about the coach? Ryan Day: 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Late 90s Mercury Sable in both sedan and hatchback form. - Quintessential headlights - Rounded edges everywhere even where there don't need to be - Screams 0-60 in half a minute 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Dear lord I love the college football community 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I love the conspiracy on this one. I'm in, both feet. Crazy Jesus people with their megachurch money giving NIL dollars to start off every interview saying "All glory to God I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." 100
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I honestly believe this stretch broke them and it was a perfect timing of having the right people there (Warde/ Harbaugh) who would sell their souls to stop it under any circumstances. 021
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Do your thing Blue sky... I'll start: 1.) Someone who can buy a legal hamburgers 000
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 12/10/2025This has been living rent free in my head for years now. A fluke win 9 years ago gave Penn State so much confidence in James Franklin that they're now saddled with a $56M buyout. Side note: That's how big a brand Ohio State is... getting a win against them can literally change a program direction. 010
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Anyone else have issues with Homefield apparel lately? I know there's a lot of cfb/ Homefield fans on this site. Just ordered a sweatshirt I was really excited about and it was... not great. Didn't even look like they were trying to make it look like the picture. Anyone else have similar? 001
All-Seeing Goat Wizard @bschaefer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel 000