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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post
2015 twitter post by user @murrman5. 

"No rapping tonight"
Why?
"You rap about Patrick swayze Everytime it's embarrassing"
Ok
(After one beer)

Uh oh y'all it's getting kind hazy
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𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐗𝐈𝐀 @cruxia.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Had to share this from twitter just because
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Andrew Yang tweets: "RIP Hulk Hogan, a true British original. :praying hands emoji: :heart emoji: :British flag emoji:"
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this joke, but some journalists really do talk about Mamdani the way J. Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/05/2025
bro she's too young for you she doesn't understand your golden age simpsons references
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Spent too much time on this
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
My mediocre man brain believes I would be a great dj by playing Spandau Ballet's True
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 23/04/2025
The Chainsmokers will release a remix of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan tomorrow.
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Music festival season has started, people are being horny on main for Megan thee stallion, we are almost back to good twitter
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jakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
i've seen what yall post, we dont need this
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 05/04/2025
Mariah Carey makes an appearance on her son’s Twitch livestream.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/04/2025
we need project woke 2029 to save america
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
must be nice
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Chivalry isn't dead
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Every actor, director, and member of the Academy be like
Cuphead flower meme

angry: Will smith slapping chris rock
tee hee: Hamdan Ballal being imprisoned and beaten by the IDF
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
TikTok algorithm showed me frolf content I'm gonna take a long walk off a short pier
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
AOC: Alina Habba said, “What intellectual thought.. you were in a bar AOC. Not to have a drink but to serve one.” I don’t care what this woman says about me but I want you to understand that she isn’t just talking about me, she’s talking about all of us.
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
20%TOO MUCH AT THE THEATER
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.
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Hideo NoHo @milesofgray.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Not the Dems acting like this shit is Yu Gi Oh
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Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have been laughing at this all day.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
There’s a part of The Faculty where Elijah Wood’s parents take his porno and one of the magazines is called “bOOb”
A guy holding a magazine called bOOb
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
millennials, we cannot "this is the bad place!" ourselves out of facism
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Thiccelodeon 🫟🦋 @deuciej.blacksky.app · 03/02/2025
The whole audience screaming “A minor” has me CACKLINGGGG! I know Aubrey is in the middle of his room HYPERVENTILATINGGG 🥴😭😭
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Deepseek? By a fella dinner first amirite? (I have no idea what this means, I'm just on autopilot rn)
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
You’re laughing. The plagiarism slop factories that eat rivers to steal human creativity are exploding and you’re laughing.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
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Louis Virtel @louisvirtel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s weird seeing baggy cargo pants everywhere because they’re not being used for their primary purpose: concealing a Discman containing the album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Michelle Obama right now www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
fixed it
a screenshot of the following excerpt from an Op Ed:

"There's a bakery in downtown Houston that makes beef pho kolaches. Pho is Vietnamese soup; kolaches are Czech pastries. The combination is more American than bald eagles.
The United States is obviously failing to regulate immigration. Over the past four years, …
Holy crap let's go!"

The snippet "The United States is obviously failing to regulate immigration. Over the past four years, …" is marked in red and has a strikethrough, indicating removal.

The sentence "Holy crap let's go!" is marked in green, indicating addition.
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.
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Anarcho-Crust Demon Hunter @jamesaskew.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
There are multiple traffic lights out in NoHo and nobody has shown up to direct traffic while these dorks are out cosplaying like Frank Castle
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beau @brunoisemars.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
In the battle of which social media has "the sauce" outside of twitter It's letterboxd
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
"People don’t cheer for chaos when they feel like justice is possible. But right now... the Supreme Court is corrupt, voting feels useless, and the people in power are funded by the very corporations they’re supposed to regulate."
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Those Who Make Peaceful Revolution Impossible
JFK tried to warn us.
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
someBODY once told me luigi mangione
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
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