Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Texting my wife that if she needs me I'll be chugging eggnog under the mistletoe. 045
Reposted by Brockmarie @muhree.ing · 01/12/2025sorry for my behavior recently im undiagnosed with something 211126
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree, my shed's to full to find you. 030
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 25/11/2025If she don't tell you that you have Turkey giblets in your beard is it even real? 010
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 24/11/2025media.tenor.coma man standing in front of a brick wall looking at papersALT: a man standing in front of a brick wall looking at papers 010
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 24/11/2025"That's it, slather and baste it like a Good Girl." -Me encouraging my wife on Thanksgiving 121
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Normalize glazing the Friendsgiving ham with awkward eye contact. 041
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The Government isn't shutdown anymore, which is now the perfect opportunity for it to shutup. 030
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 03/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a white t-shirt is pointing at the cameraALT: a man in a white t-shirt is pointing at the camera 000
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I hate to see Christmas coming the last couple of years, can somebody cancel Santa Claus? I'm sure he's done something shady over the last 1000 years. 111
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Everytime I heard the word foliage this time of year, as a kid, I always thought my family was just really impressed with tin foil. 000
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Trunk-or-treat sounds more like a kidnapping propostion. 053
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Today at the self-check out, the scan gun started ringing and I had a flashback to 1998, then answered the damn thing. 000
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 21/10/2025People keep telling me that I should give straight, black coffee a chance but why does it feel like I'm being set up for a date? 130
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 16/10/2025If you show me a picture on your phone, I'm swiping left to watch you panic. 010
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I bet Netflix has it right, these serial killers were just charismatic romantics who just made a few mistakes along the way. 020
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025So far this week online, I've learned that pumpkins and cool air activate feral witches. 000
Reposted by Brockweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Probably my favorite greeting when arriving to a gig is "who hired you" or "nobody told us anything about that" 713910
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Churches could at least be serving rapture scones and coffee. 020
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 22/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a robe with the word farout on the bottomALT: a man in a robe with the word farout on the bottom 010
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 22/09/2025The Rapture is happening tomorrow apparently, so if you don't wanna go, i highly recommend chaining yourself to cinder blocks. 241
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Hope you find everything you are looking for in life, especially that tv remote that you haven't seen in 6 months. 030
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 09/09/2025My mom is a boomer so if she sent me 70k text messages it would take her 70k years to send them. 000
Reposted by Brockinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Waiter: may i recommend the steak? Dracula: you may not 524696
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 04/09/2025"I'm not overcaffeinated!" I said, as I was jogging the block in my sleep. 031
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on itALT: a cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on it 010
Reposted by BrockWonder Jenny🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 03/09/2025My Onlyfans would be called GrannieFans and it would just be me sharing anecdotes from my teens in the 80’s. 513339
Reposted by Brocktrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/09/2025the problem with aging is that none of you seem to be able to read my bangers 810829
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Drinking a pumpkin spice latte and haven't been called a basic white bitch yet. 130
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 29/08/2025It’s almost Fall, so be on the look out for well-dressed families wondering through the woods with photographers. 020
Reposted by BrockBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 28/08/2025We the people demand a decent hug emoji 825681
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Humidity is trying to come back this weekend in the South, we need a cease and desist! 010
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I carry around a little bottle of cayenne in my backpocket for when the latte isn't spicy enough. 000
Reposted by BrockForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/08/2025“Do what you want,” she threatened 612558
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I'll continue to never be fully impressed until they start selling actual Barrels of Crackers 083
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 24/08/2025That little guy from the Crack Barrel logo is enjoying his retirement on a boat somewhere while y'all argue. 021
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025The internet is encouraging me to slander Cracker Barrel but that Chicken Fried Chicken has my undying devotion. 000
Brock @brockteee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025The more country music I listen to, the more I realize, I'm not drinking enough beer. 000
Reposted by BrockSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Whenever I do any electric work I make involuntary monkey noises 108729
Reposted by Brock[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 19/08/2025If you’re not summoning vampires to your door are you really playing the blues 26024
