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Mayor Humdouger

@brittfar.bsky.social
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Bluesky’s 39th most influential poster Minnesota sports mashochist

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/11/2023
the band Train doesn't make music that reminds me of trains. they should change their name to pt cruiser
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 8h
I can tell you it’s been a thing as long as social media has been around. Nothing to do with Harry Potter
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Dude looks like if the frog didn’t fully turn into the handsome prince after being kissed
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A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Incredible.
Analysis. Does a sex assault claim kill a political career? It depends.

Ghraham Platner’s swift exit followed Eric Swallwell’s similar departure from the California governor’s race, but Republicans have taken a different tack.
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 11h
The “is an horse a athlete” meme has been deleted off the internet forever
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 15h
My favorite billionaire failson art project is definitely Bill Koch’s son trying his hand at gaudy “designer” shirts www.gq.com/story/wyatt-...
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Billionaire Heir Makes Shirts About Money
Here's the story behind Wyatt Koch's bananas clothing line.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 18h
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man, having Falcons season tickets must suck if you only get one game.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/10/2026
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Bernie Bridges @boydbiceps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@brittfar.bsky.social when the toilet water splash up on your ass while you takin a shit
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude is licking his chops at the opportunity to be as corrupt as Trump
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the game, please help me.
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Vikings need a QB that can see over the line. We’re going to go 8-9 with Kyler but we could actually do shit if we can push the ball down the field
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think every bordering state but Wisconsin has sponsored some sort of thing at Vikings games because they all suck and have nothing going for them
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did he get stung by a bee?
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This being soundtracked by a song about a man going through a divorce is just reaching peak “cybertruck for my midlife crisis” energy
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France hit some wires running near the roof that knocked down what may have been the go ahead home run which was then caught for an out
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
lol didn’t see this Gophers friendly fire celebration He kicked his QB in the nuts celebrating
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michael Scott's 'No God Please No' Reaction
ALT: Michael Scott's 'No God Please No' Reaction
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if I told you gullible is not spelled with a g but rather an upside down 6 then?
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, maybe we will end up with Drake Maye after all lmfbooooo
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dem strategists listening to this line
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Christmas Vacation Eddie Thinking with Beer
ALT: Christmas Vacation Eddie Thinking with Beer
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t know why she needs the guardian cap, the CTE is already implied
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I heard it enough in 1997 to last me several lifetimes
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pop my jalapeno, daddy
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who is Debra?
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I loved travel gazettes but the thing was written directions and using physical landmarks
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2 nukes wasn’t enough, weeb
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m an otter, not a twink you dum dum
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael Tracey? The failed K-Mart clothes model?
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🎃 𝔖𝔢𝔞𝔫 𝔉𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔬 ✒️📖🎲🦺🚉 @seanfranco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
photo of a letters page in a magazine, focused on a portion reading:

TECH enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The same dipshits used the same “you just don’t understand it” for bitcoin/crypto/blockchain/nfts etc.
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ahhh I fucked it up, whatever
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol Wally
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry may have misheard
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good lord, do the Wild actually have depth? Our 4th line has been dominant
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kappy!
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boycott their cafe! All the animatronics are broke anyway
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep forgetting
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Short answer, no. Long answer, noooooooooooo. Their awful real estate investments during the pandemic have not gotten any better and with rising interest rates, they’re more likely to continue shedding payroll. The Pohlad kid shuffle was to give each of the failsons an opportunity to placate fans
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This graph is a fucking joke. What are you talking about
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uh guys, what is this graph? Like, it’s suggesting that nearly 21 million Canadians or roughly half the fucking population was located in the United States for a year. The article doesn’t not cite sources for these numbers and the graph makes no sense if YoY is “on track to drop 2 million”
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