Reposted by Mayor HumdougerLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 17hI have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me 27982180
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man, half of this account is the blank @ symbol avatars and the other half is ai generated baby roleplay sitting on a Mounties lap. 000
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh hey look, it’s the biennial migrant caravan that appears during election season 000
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I went on an Alaskan cruise in July and they got on the horn at like 730am to brag that the captain had gotten closer to the glacier than any other cruise ship before. Literally not the brag i wanted but my family all seemed to be amused 000
Reposted by Mayor HumdougerStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026 29228
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kyler cannot see over the line. He has 9 years to throw that ball 000
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 27/09/20261 pass in now and Kyler is going to lead us to the promise land 000
Reposted by Mayor HumdougerSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨WE'VE GOT DUELLING INTENTIONAL SAFETIES IN MANITOBA/BRITISH COLUMBIA🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 99112
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Damn, they just spotting Florida 10 for this one? 010
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yea, Russia is definitely blowing up another plane soon 000
Reposted by Mayor HumdougerDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Colin Simmons of Texas did a piss taunt after sacking the Tennessee QB and caught a penalty for it. The slo-mo angle is incredible 347399
Reposted by Mayor HumdougerIan @brocktoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me walking into my next interview 1292
Reposted by Mayor HumdougerCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lynx lead by 30 at the half 717616
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Now that carrot top is in the hospital, bibi attempts to take over the prop comedian crown 011
Reposted by Mayor HumdougerTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893712650
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Customer service dude here: this is becoming more common. Thankfully, it’s very easy to detect 020
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They’re turning the fricking pilots froggy. Wait… 000
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Europe is going to have another Malaysian Flight 17 happen because they won’t commit to fighting Putin 000
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The amount of people on here who are acting like this song came out of nowhere or is some sort of trickery need to touch grass. Seriously. Terrestrial radio is still a thing and a lot of people like this song. 010
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How many fuckin times are these idiots going to fall for this? 000
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Holy shit, 60% for a junta is fucking crazy and scary as shit. No, no you do not want the military in charge, especially since the military is currently led by god damn Hegseth 130
Reposted by Mayor HumdougerSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159190973836
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Completely missed the point of the poem but go off. Also he wasn’t Catholic 021
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me furiously searching “arbitrage” on every available platform 000
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Glad they specified woman because that shit would’ve 100 percent been me after wings and beer at Runyons 020
Reposted by Mayor Humdougermike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sad to see the dog bite on that pump fake 1245463
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What career is this? uWu @boydbiceps.bsky.social 210
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The same people that tell you to (rightfully) blame the person and not the gun after a mass shooting are setting up AI for blame when it eventually leads to something catastrophic 000
Reposted by Mayor HumdougerBROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“I think Derek Jeter should be ostracized from society” “Wow you must really hate gambling ads” “What gambling ad?”static.klipy.comGigachad Man in Black and WhiteALT: Gigachad Man in Black and White 262
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The next Dem president needs to allow BYD EVs to be sold in the United States and blow up Detroit 000
Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You left your shirt in my dungeon again bitch @boydbiceps.bsky.social 121
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