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@smellyhoustonian.bsky.social
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Sidewalks. Crosswalks. Cargo Bikes. Road Bikes. Longhorns. Astros. Rockets

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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imo Sark should committ Seppuku at midfield. It would be the honorable thing
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am a single issue transgender for all voter. Trans all kids or forget about my vote
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Astro bad very sad
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AL West Champs baby - the Astros baby, best in the majors, never doubted them for a second really thankful to Dana Brown for building this squad
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We suck a lot! Very embarrassing ohio state
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no we suck again!
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas is so fucking back
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's the the thing.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bye Houston. I left cause @mattlanza.bsky.social did. Alternatively, he left cause he knew I was leaving. H town? More like H frown (cause it's bad there).
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
George Floyd. Shout out to his family!!!!!
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
6-4 - they finally matched the greatest CFB game ever played
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Texas High School Coaches Association conference is in Houston today. The Marriott Marquis bar is going to be the SPOT. Will be better than any FIFA event for sure
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Krishnarao Legos
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Our time in Houston is at an end. Lance will not be buried in the H and neither will I.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Folarin Balogun served a longer suspension than any 2017 Astros player
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I don't think she liked the VAR decision
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Lol this tournament is so rigged. First Iran and now this
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
First time long time. Look Europe is just a WEAK conference. They ain't play nobody but themselves and every time they leave their little sandbox and playother conferences they get their butts kicked This aint 20 years ago! Robben ain't through that door! Roll Americas I'll hang up and listen.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mo still got it
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I hear Ivermectin is incredible at treating algae blooms
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We need more 33 year olds with dreads and a backpack at music festivals to guide the young men of today.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Imo the male loneliness epidemic is directly related to the lack of millennial and Gen Z era jam bands. Without Phish or Dave Matthews concerts to occupy their time it's no surprise they're all turning to Andrew Tate and Joe Rogan.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is diabolical. They removed the button to be able to mute the gas station as. This is bullshit
Picture of screen at gas pump with no buttons to mute ads
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
From some vantage points. Houston looks like a real city.
Skyline photo of Texas Medical Center in HoustonSkyline of TMC
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There has never been a single thing from Donald Trump or MAGA or the right wing manosphere that reflects what being a man is to me. They're boastful liars for the most part and never reflect the quiet servant ethos I want to instill in my own boys.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I miss corporate pride rainbow washing era. Bring back rainbows at Target. I want Lockheed to tell me how they support the LGBTQ community. Put the rainbow back on the NASCAR Play a World Cup game with a rainbow ball
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's a fuckin time warp in here.
Receipt with three beers for $10.75
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Houston folks. I'm at Cecil's and MGMT is playing and it's making me feel some kind of way (mostly old)
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
WCWS is the best. All of these women are too good to be playing on a field that small so it's filled with sick ass defensive plays every game
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is targeted harassment against me.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is the most incredible corporate speak ever written. "Deloitte US is modernizing its talent architecture to provide a more tailored experience reflective of our professionals' broad range of skills and the work they do serving our clients," a Deloitte spokesperson told Business Insider.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
RIP Spirit Airlines. Turns out jet fuel can melt shareholder value.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Now that I'm 40, it really sucks seeing all the wonderful pets we got in our mid 20s optimism era reach their end.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
@lesliemullin.bsky.social hell yeah it's voting time, it's been like 10 days. I was jonesing for another trip to the polls.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
RETVRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aerial picture of downtown Houston in the 1970s showing buildings and a vast swath of surface parking lots.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is pretty interesting. 65% of people have very good credit scores and 51% of people have great credit.
Graph of credit scores showing 25% with above 900, 26% from 750-799 and 14% from 700-749
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ceasefire, no more bombing ceasefire? No, more bombing!
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Toronto. Never had a real thought about it. Great city
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
H TOWN HOL IT DOWN. Though so many people are on the Houston is underrated bandwagon it may be overrated at this point
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Less than 10,000 votes total in this race for the district CM for Garden Oaks, the Heights, Montrose, Rice U, Braeswood and Meyerland. Kind of a sad showing for the district
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
His burning hatred for the Rockets knows no bounds
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry is expected to be cleared to return on Sunday against the Houston Rockets after missing over two months and 27 consecutive games due to a persistent knee injury, sources tell me and @anthonyVslater.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@ryanlostintx.bsky.social looks like Astros management is trying to appeal to Cubs fans this season
Picture of whataburger at Daikin Park
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Standing up for civil rights today. WHERE ARE MY CHUTE TICKETS RODEO.
Picture of Houston Livestock Show entrance
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Name ur top 5 straits. Gibraltar the GOAT Hormuz Bering Magellan Bosphorous Fight me whatever idc
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Quite literally the only two things that matter and can move the needle in this country are 1) gas prices and 2) TSA lines
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
End forever wars? No, more blood for oil!
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This is the Tim Howard game. Hellybuck is a wall
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Serial killer behavior.
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I told her she had to try out for our industry beer league softball team. She called me out on it so then I was like how about a drink and we went to a midtown spot for cocktails and stayed for 4 hours. She gave me a side hug at the end. Her engagement ring says "side hug to this" on the inside.
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