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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The stats talked me out of honoring the potential of Red River Weirdness this year and I regret it. No more stats.
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think we can all agree that if a Democrat did a high profile live news conference clutching a STRESS BALL it would become a years long complaint on MAGA media about how unfit that person is to serve.
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin, come on the podcast and tell me everything you want about your MLS team in Minecraft I beg of you
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yep! other then some weird stuff he tried to do with the band when he got there hes been golden
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the campus is pretty and there are gonna hopefully be some cheaper games this year! bevo boulevard is fun as hell too
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the sacks are VERy entertaining, to be fair
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it sure was holly! yalls stadium is like gorgeous btw, This is one of the first times ive watched a game there. Aint heard much of the band either but they sounded great
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ive been saying, red river is going to be one of the most violent, rough, defensive games we'll ever see this year. all quiet on the western front for football
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the other players forcing him not to celebrate and ushering him to the sideline (Geffrard mainly) deserve praise too damnit!
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i cant IMAGINE being like 18 and seeing a coach boom defense lined with killers sprinting at me, great work unironically on that run
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
first he cant see the line of scrimmage,now he cant see receivers either i want off this ride
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
spencer is there a record for most unique flags in a game and will we surpass it ?
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sark would too
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I at least remember the photo, theres a ton of cool pics from the late 60s of lbj with DKR and some other texas folk on campus (i think theres one of dkr listening to willie nelson in a classroom with students ) heres a few !
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there's a very cool photo of them together with coach royal! LBJ was intent on his and lady bird's horns not losing talent bc of segregation (small aside, DKR did end up losing players like mean joe green later on, but local rumor has it pinned on how he'd treat every player, not just black ones)
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For the first time in Highmark Stadium history, the Canadian anthem is played before a Bills game 🇨🇦 ~ TSN *** Thank You Buffalo 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏈
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a texans fan, these are less fun we lose, tbh
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stingley looked legit confused he could get beat like that
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was too busy shaking from the 4th quarter but i loved the episode ^^ (Sark is killing me slowly)
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if we make it a one score game are we still out on sark kinda sorta ? these games keep happening and making me sad
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lbj was right (ex1000000000)
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cal exam
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oh my
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/08/2026
P.S.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/08/2026
Talarico: “Ken Paxton makes Ted Cruz look like a statesman”
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When did it become normalized for the President of the United States to threaten to "bomb the shit out of" our allies—our *allies*—without that immediately leading to a serious conversation about whether he's mentally fit to serve as president
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey This is heresy >:[
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tired: Bluesky is a liberal haven Wired: Bluesky became more progressive-centric as a direct result of the push for more sports because the left won sports in the culture war
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Big Data Kane @cmwitko.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There is nothing edgy or cool about using the f word in such an environment. Just a disgrace. Unfathomable that a Senator would use this type of language in a televised hearing pre Trump.
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Eli the Lorefiend @lorefiendeli.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
middle fanfests are always letdowns but this is a letdown following a two year long letdown. for so many reasons. evercold ff7 raid? we already have a ff7 chronicles of a new era series it's called sorrow of werlyt. they even threw in some ff15 on top.
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yes
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
just finished ashita no joe with some friends and like, the WEIGHT of Some of those punches, the non fighting stuff aside is so timeless like the cross counter itself is just impossible not be amazing in that handrawn lower framerate
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is Definitely true, but does women's soccer being a thing in places like Cali and the south, esp at the collegiate level kind of save it from that fate ?
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it cannot be overstated that the Democratic Party at its absolute worst is still leagues better than the GOP Roy Moore harassed and assaulted multiple teenage girls and only lost by one percent
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yes Need (Gayly need even)
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
you simply cannot wave off a goal once the scoring team has donned the deal with it glasses. the rule of law is dead.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
despite Vanilla Ice’s clear desire to collaborate, he listened and stopped
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
as much as i don't like the excessive handwringing about the "future of the Democratic Party" i should be clear that the Chevalier lady is crazy and barring any radical changes i hope she is in office for as little time as possible lol
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Kagan points out in the dissent here that Alito is too much of a coward to even put Trump’s supposedly non-racist statements in his opinion.
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Them <3
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
once again a reminder that during the 2016 election, the news media made "bill clinton had a short conversation with the attorney general" a huge multiday anti-Hillary story on the logic that it was a threat to their beloved and sacred principle of DOJ independence.
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wild that “only the left has political agency in America, the right just does what it can’t help but do in the face of leftist bullying” goes back to at least 1850
"as a last resort." Above all, "upon a faithful execution of the Fugitive Slave Law... depends the preservation of our much beloved Union. "18
Southern unionism, in other words, was a perishable commodity. It would last only so long as the North remained on good behavior. This truth did much to neutralize the apparent triumph of southern Whiggery in these 1851 elections. For while
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Stop that your inspiring me to work out before I start HRT grrt
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
we're often too reverent in talking about athletes as gods when they are clearly talented-but-flawed men but he literally baptized this baby and blessed him with legendary soccer talent, feels like pretty solid evidence he's some sort of saint or perhaps a minor deity if polytheism is real
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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
These issues are not black and white. The Cold War produced a lot of bad things. The United States also produced the only largely cooperative and peaceful Europe that's ever existed and a Japan thats both an economic power and not a menace to its neighbors. -OS
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Not a Rake @briantalbotts.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy juneteenth!
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tama 🐥🩺🎶 @ pre-nursing era @yukianesa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
miss tama, the warrior of light, is a black woman 🥰🥰🥰🥰 despite the hardships she has been through, and will go through, she will always use her most powerful weapon... what is her most powerful weapon...? Hope and Love 🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Juneteenth has been a state holiday in Texas since 1980, largely due to the work of Al Edwards, Houston native & TX state representative for District 146. He spent 19 years building support for a Federal Juneteenth holiday & although he died in 2020, his dream became reality in 2021.
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EBONY Remembers the Late Texas Rep. Al Edwards—the Father of Juneteenth—on His Birthday
On what would have been his 85th birthday, EBONY celebrates Edwards' life efforts which led to how we know and celebrate Juneteenth today.
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