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Brian C. Baer

@briancbaer.bsky.social
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Part-time He-Man movie historian. (40, he/him)

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John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes i see something on Tubi that looks so bad I have to look down at my arms and legs to make sure I haven’t transmogrified into a cartoon body in a cartoon world.
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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 53rd Anniversary to #StarTrek, the legendary animated series which premiered on NBC the morning of Saturday, September 8th, 1973. I've heard they also did a live-action version of the show with these same characters. #StarTrekDay
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
one of our more hilarious American misconceptions is that a guy can't have a lot of money AND be stupid
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I thought the collapse of civilization would be a lot more sudden, this is taking forever.
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Adam Lance Garcia @adamlancegarcia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This November, THE LEGACY OF ZORRO will be released from @bigfinish.bsky.social. Continuing the story that began in THE MASK OF ZORRO and THE LEGEND OF ZORRO, writing this audio drama was quite literally a dream come true. www.bigfinish.com/news/v/the-r...
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The Return of Zorro! | Big Finish Productions
Originally created by Johnston McCulley in 1919, the swashbuckling swordsman Zorro defends the people of nineteenth-century California against corrupt authori
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ensign Ro Laren, from “Star Trek: The Next Generation”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I know it gave Krusty a heart attack but I want this pork so bad
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think the world is ready for a BEASTMASTER reboot, one where Dar says things like “Doggo” and “Him’s a good boy”.
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Beastmaster Sword
Alt: Beastmaster Sword-swinging gif
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Garth Marenghi: I Hope You're Sitting Uncomfortably
Alt: Garth Marenghi: I Hope You're Sitting Uncomfortably
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👻 Jeff 👻 @deadairjeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Last Action Hero (1993)
purple-tinted wide shot of Arnold Schwarzenegger in a cemetery sitting down staring at a skull (ostensibly meditating on poor Yorick). caption reads "ANNOUNCER: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark," purple-tinted closeup on pensive Arnie in Hamlet costume, caption reads "and Hamlet is taking out the trash"
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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Our buddy @bjcolangelo.bsky.social needs a little help from her friends (and I'm a bully). BJ needs what is, essentially, a full mouth replacement thanks to cancer radiation. We can't eliminate the dental trauma, but we can help with the life-altering debt. www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...
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Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing
If you're reading this, you're not new to the fact that eventually the "pass … Amelia Emberwing needs your support for BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin')
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
why Do they only make gritty reboots of IP aimed at boys. Where is the evil care bear film
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#TheLastDriveIn
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AJ: A Mario Bava Film @ajmacready.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
33 years later, let's all just admit that opening the World Wide Web to the public was a mistake
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Jack Phoenix (a comics librarian) @comicslibrarian.com · 03/07/2026
One of my favorite days of the year! Maybe this time I’ll make my husband watch
JULY 3, 1984
5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Years ago, I had to play loud movies to distract the pets from fireworks. Now they’re not bothered by loud noises, and I have trauma. Any LOUD movie recommendations for the 4th?
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I still say if you must do a reboot of Escape from New York you flip it. Manhattan is fully a gated community for the rich now. Someone hires a mercenary to spirit away a relative from an abusive partner. And the chase is on to survive the night against several private security details.
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I somehow just learned that they filmed the new #MastersOfTheUniverse movie in the same town where Hot Fuzz was shot.
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Today, THE BURNING celebrates its 45th anniversary. Obviously the Weinstein connection sucks, but it’s a movie I like more and more every time I give it a rewatch and Savini’s work rules. from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/shear-terror... Shares and/or subs would be appreciated! Cheers!
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Shear Terror: 45 Years of The Burning
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
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Claudio Pozas — Commissions Open @claudiopozas.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Had yo try it.
Image of the text "I want to work on Masters of the Unuverse" in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo.
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I love seeing so many people celebrating May the 4th with fun, cheesy Star Wars knockoffs. I’d join in, but I just watched Battle Beyond the Stars the other day and I’m not sure anything could match that.
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a group of white aliens with three eyes are standing in a row .
Alt: a group of white aliens with three eyes are standing in a row . When one eats a hot dog, they all do.
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Battle Armor Dad @battlearmordad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The real test of the new Masters of the Universe movie is how Kermit the Frog would look in He-Man's costume
1987 photo of "He-Frog and the Muppets of the Universe"
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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com · 30/04/2026
Mattel hated Masters of the Universe (1987) so much, they pulled the plug on a sequel. But since Cannon already had all of the sets, locations, and costumes ready to go, they had to do something. So they made Cyborg with Jean Claude Van Damme. The bad guy is even wearing Blade's chainmail shirt.
Blade from Masters of the Universe, a bald man in an eye patch wearing a chainmail outfit and blades on his metal shoulder pads.Fender Tremolo from Cyborg, wearing a chainmail shirt while holding up a jagged knife.
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Wow. And I thought I was the only person who still celebrated Masters of the Universe Day. Very cool to see Mattel and Amazon championing a good cause on this, our most sacred holiday.
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Help Kids Unleash Their Inner Power
Together, the Masters of the Universe film, Mattel and Amazon are partnering with Save the Children to unlock kids' potential in the hardest-to-reach places around t...
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
38 days until the new MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE movie! But more than that, today is officially "Masters of the Universe Day". It was declared in 1987 in Los Angeles to celebrate the Power Tour, an absolutely batshit live theatrical experience I wish I could've seen.
Photos of the live-action cast in costumes for the Power Tour - He-Man and She-Ra, Man-At-Arms and Teela, Snout Spout, Orko, Beast Man, Skeletor, Hordak, and another picture of He-Man.
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Reminder that WB sold this film to Ketchup Entertainment. Meaning if you go see it WB gets nothing and everyone wins except David Zaslav. 🫶https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43VeYGiPM&feature=youtu.be&themeRefresh=1
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Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme
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Property Brothearls @breakabone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
How Earth day 2026 feels
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a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them says go pollution .
Alt: a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them says go pollution .
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I thought this was a new Tim Robinson character.
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Fuck it. I'm going to start wearing a dumb sci-fi jumpsuit right now. Somebody's got to be the trendsetter.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15/04/2026
First Blood Second Chorus The Third Man The Fourth Protocol Fifth Element Sixth Sense The Seventh Seal Eighth Grade Nine The Tenth Man Ocean's Eleven Ocean's Twelve Ocean's Thirteen This series makes no fucking sense
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Post a song that shoulda been 10 minutes long but is instead, criminally short.
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Method Man, Redman - Da Rockwilder
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/04/2026
when we let them be, humans are so good it's so frustrating people everywhere don't all want to work together to just let humans be good because they can be so good
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just recorded my first podcast interview in ages. I'm so rusty at pretty much any type of human interaction...
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I get heavy in this.
"Superheroes are a very queer, very trans genre to begin with," Jadzia Axelrod, author of Galaxy: The Prettiest Starand The DC Book of Pride, tells me. "Everyone's hiding a more fulfilling, colourful life from their friends and family, bodies are transformed and reshaped as a matter of course."
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 06/04/2026
Josie and the Pussycats was released on this day 25 years ago 🥁
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depluralize a movie: Step Up 1: The Streets
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The new Masters of the Universe movie looks wild
K'Ehleyr is in a simulated battle on the holodeck. An alien with a head that looks like a fanged skull is approaching her from behind.
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Today is Easter, but it is also Roger Corman's 100th birthday! To mark the occasion, I tracked down where you can stream all of the films that Roger directed for free. So, if you're looking to celebrate Roger today, I've got you covered! from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/happy-100th-...
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Happy 100th Birthday, Roger Corman! Where to Stream Over 30 of His Movies for Free
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It’s a bummer they‘re probably so protective of the IP. You can’t tell me a View-Master horror movie wouldn’t fucking rock.
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AJ: A Mario Bava Film @ajmacready.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
One of the finest films of 2025 and no, I am not joking you don't just make this kind of thing on accident. it's art, dammit🔥
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
good morning, america
the more you know the more you hate it here
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 01/04/2026
(below an image of Pedro Pascal) “I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” - Pedro Pascal
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Brian C. Baer @briancbaer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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IGN @ign.com · 31/03/2026
Watch the trailer for Masters of The Universe, an upcoming live-action adventure movie based on Mattel’s classic 80’s toy brand.
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Joe Quinones @joequinones.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I've seen enough. Bring back AOL dial up
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
You should never listen to people who are wildly wealthy because they have lost all touch with the actual world if they ever even had it in the first place
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