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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We're so lucky to have John Mulaney. What a talent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGU...

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John Mulaney Presents at the 78th Emmys

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/07/2026

Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”

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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 16/07/2026

Sorry about all that smoke and consequences, America.

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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

never fucking forget that our tomato of a premier slashed tens of millions from our forest firefighting and emergency preparedness budget so now yea we’re surrounded by toxic air and whole communities are burning down

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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 07/07/2026

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

tonight new york burns in victory

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 13/06/2026

My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/06/2026

To think, he would trade it all in for a banger tweet.

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

didn’t think the knicks’ kryptonite would be orange but there ya go

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I’ll never get over trading OG

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

it is difficult to argue truths with people whose diet consists of lies

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

scanning for wokeness

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

thinking of putting together a resume for the position of Guy Who’s Job It Is To Remind Wemby He’s 7’6”

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

first bocce games of the year, first bocce wins of the year

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/04/2026

service so bad I’m only tipping 18%

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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Where is the protest music, they asked. Whoa.

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

great, great weekend for teams ending in -tors

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i gotta apologize to every bad sci fi/video game writer out there. reality is stupider than anything you've ever written

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

currently trying to convince myself that men’s curling is all that really matters

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

deciding this game with 3 on 3 is completely stupid, and making it 20mins is the stupid icing on the stupid cake

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

up and at em, it’s hockey o’clockey

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

ever wonder what a mashup of tetris and snake would like like? wonder no more: TETRASNAKE.COM

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

there’s a merch popup happening for nirvana the band the show the movie today at noon, and the lineup is already wrapping around the block and up spadina

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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Buddy, a nuclear winter wouldn’t stop Canadians from playing hockey. We’d just have a very big rink.

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026

No Kings includes Draft Kings

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Any time I respond to a message with more than 5 sentences I feel the need to add a disclaimer saying “this was 100% off the dome, no LLM’s were involved”

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

there’s something very cyberpunk about eating by yourself at a noodle bar on a rainy night in vancouver

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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

When the guy we love the most meets the guy we hate the most, what can they do but shake hands and smile at this crazy world

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

chipotle has gotten so expensive they should ask what we’re celebrating tonight

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Sean Devine @seandevine9.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

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Ami @amidanruo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

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