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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We're so lucky to have John Mulaney. What a talent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGU...

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John Mulaney Presents at the 78th Emmys

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

kobe, kd, lillard, tatum, halli…and now you something has to be done about all these achilles injuries (get better soon)

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/07/2026

Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”

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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 16/07/2026

Sorry about all that smoke and consequences, America.

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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

never fucking forget that our tomato of a premier slashed tens of millions from our forest firefighting and emergency preparedness budget so now yea we’re surrounded by toxic air and whole communities are burning down

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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 07/07/2026

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

the seed pool wasn’t strong, but the level of improvement has been massive — gave morocco a good run for their money, even without 3 of our top players

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Canada’s on that list too

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

tonight new york burns in victory

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 13/06/2026

My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/06/2026

To think, he would trade it all in for a banger tweet.

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

didn’t think the knicks’ kryptonite would be orange but there ya go

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I’ll never get over trading OG

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

yes and also he’s sleeping now bsky.app/profile/fact...

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

it is difficult to argue truths with people whose diet consists of lies

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

scanning for wokeness

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

thinking of putting together a resume for the position of Guy Who’s Job It Is To Remind Wemby He’s 7’6”

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

first bocce games of the year, first bocce wins of the year

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

wife: “you can’t shoot on art!” me: “this jumper is art”

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

posting a screenshot of our no no email is against tos, which multiplies your goof count by 3.84 your account now has 15.36 goofs, which exceeds the allowable amount of goofs by 12.93 goofs

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/04/2026

service so bad I’m only tipping 18%

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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Where is the protest music, they asked. Whoa.

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

great, great weekend for teams ending in -tors

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i gotta apologize to every bad sci fi/video game writer out there. reality is stupider than anything you've ever written

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

great stuff, as always “(Nothing in this paragraph advanced our narrative. Deal with it.)” made me laugh out loud

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

it’s so hard not to reply this to this

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

currently trying to convince myself that men’s curling is all that really matters

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

deciding this game with 3 on 3 is completely stupid, and making it 20mins is the stupid icing on the stupid cake

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

up and at em, it’s hockey o’clockey

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

ever wonder what a mashup of tetris and snake would like like? wonder no more: TETRASNAKE.COM

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

telling people not to get a record player is exactly how people end up with record players “is he gatekeeping?”

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

instead we have that annoying dude scream-singing about jesus and what a rockstar he is one of the people in line standing on the corner had earplugs in, and that is the very definition of planning ahead

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Bretton @bretton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

eat your heart out, brandy melville

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