Reposted by Breton GoersThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 03/04/2025CNN: Stock market plummets MSNBC: Stock market craters Highlights for Children: Stock market down big FOX News: 763127022941
Reposted by Breton GoersJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/04/2025when will @merriam-webster.com accept "lol" and "lmao" as valid punctuation lmao 3163635
Reposted by Breton GoersJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/04/2025I see more people flying with their pets these days and I have to wonder who are these people and who are these pets, all my pets are chaos demons and if I put any of them on a plane they would chew straight through the fuselage in order to escape 4848249314
Reposted by Breton Goersvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/04/2025if i was an bears lions or vikings fan i think i would post this photo literally one million times 22945154
Reposted by Breton GoersJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/03/2025potatoes are "apples of the earth" in french. but maybe apples are potatoes of the tree 2684349330
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 14/03/2025Unironically the IRS might not have enough staff for repercussions to this now 🤔 000
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 14/03/2025Honestly just have to shout this out. Had my wisdom teeth out, needed Amicar with my hemophilia for bleeding. Was quoted $3800 copay by @expressscripts.bsky.social and it’s on @costplusdrugs.com for like $50 lol 220
Reposted by Breton Goers🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 12/03/2025 78173244790
Reposted by Breton GoersDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Strangely grieving the loss of Nick Mullens to the Jags. Nick Mullens is like Jameis Winston without the Jameis Winston 61002
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 08/03/2025Only one way to build and subsequently destroy your clout 000
Reposted by Breton GoersNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025If a state or foreign country had a lot of foresight, they’d spend a fairly small amount of money to recruit some of the best academic talent in the world and instantly become a global leader in higher ed overnight. 9886
Reposted by Breton GoersOh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO 4150471167
Reposted by Breton Goersactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount. 201351066136
Reposted by Breton GoersMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 14/02/2025If Cooper Dejean and Reed Blankenship do the fusion dance they become prime Harrison Smith 21163
Reposted by Breton GoersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/02/2025That sounds you hear is a long-retired COBOL programmer being asked by a broccoli headed 19 year old failson dork to come back as a consultant to fix something they ignorantly smashed, and him asking for your yearly salary per hour. 573533651
Reposted by Breton Goerspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time 1595833666
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 28/01/2025The broadcast called it a “lip sweater” and I’m enthralled 020
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 28/01/2025Damn, gutted, tough loss for the Ballfrogs tonight #ballfrogs #bostoncommon 010
Reposted by Breton GoersMinnesota Vikings @vikings.bsky.social · 18/12/2024KOach of the Year. #Skol 723112
Reposted by Breton GoersKevin Van Valkenburg @kvanvalkenburg.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Scottie Scheffler being totally disinterested in crypto and suspecting it might be some sort of blasphemous bullshit only elevates him in my eyes. 111439
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 16/12/2024Still gotta make the stop, have to feel you have more chances with a longer field right? 010
Reposted by Breton GoersEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/12/2024The Rams are the perfect NFL franchise. They never quite look good or bad, and always seem mere minutes from a complete collapse or miraculous turnaround, making beating them unsatisfying and losing to them annoying 48161073
Reposted by Breton GoersDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I feel like the Vikings slayed some sort of karmic dragon today and trust me I know how idiotic that sounds 243716
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 07/12/2024media.tenor.coma man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photoALT: a man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photo 110
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 07/12/2024You don’t happen to be a global brand with thousands of tech employees and multiple organizations though :) 110
Reposted by Breton GoerstheGlenn @theglenn.me · 06/12/2024No, please make the prod dns change at 5:30 PM on a Friday. I promise it’ll be fine. 4552
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 04/12/2024And I will be suspending my taxes this year for conduct detrimental to my wallet 020
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 04/12/2024I've never saved a draft of one of these tweets / skeets. I write it out and discard it immediately like a true degenerate. 010
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 03/12/2024I would 100% pay for a character breakfast with Stephen A 250
Reposted by Breton GoersAdam Patrick @adampatricknfl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I will never understand when a team calls a 20-yard pass play on 4th-and-short 0112
Reposted by Breton GoersJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/11/2024thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event 685550778
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 25/11/2024Should the Vikings use Nick Mullens as a 3rd-down specialist 020
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 24/11/2024Who amongst us isn’t devastated to not be favorites for a 3-peat 🥲 010
Reposted by Breton GoersAdam Hoge @adamhoge.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Wait. Can we stop the game and go back to what Mike Pereira just said? There's a "boundary cam" (AN ANGLE STRAIGHT DOWN THE SIDELINE) that CAN'T be used for coaches challenges, but CAN be used for automatic scoring challenges? What?!?! 2322719
Breton Goers @bretongoers.com · 24/11/2024Enjoy the ride while it lasts! Still due for some major heartbreak 010
