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⚽️ Tottenham ‘til they kill me 🏈 Go Pack Go 📍Wisconsin, USA 💬 Signal: @theGlenn.24 We don’t do that here. Anyone asks if you’ve seen me say no.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 5h
I am going to wait until I see these guards play before deciding the dumpster Brian Gutekunst is digging through is filled with gold. I guess at least they won’t be trotting out the same trash as last time.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 6h
Did they pay us to help them cheat? I can’t say, as they paid for our silence.
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 12h
Wednesday
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/09/2026
Dipping a toe back into collecting sports trading cards, something I was obsessed with as a youngster.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 27/09/2026
A colonoscopy may find cancer. Rewatching this game will cause cancer.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/09/2026
TV boxes should state which makes and models of vehicles they fit inside.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/09/2026
Had a brief second of panic before I remembered the international break and that Spurs men can’t hurt me today.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 25/09/2026
Made the correct decision to go to bed at halftime last night. Going to parlay that into announcing that football season is officially over, and it’s now apple orchard and pumpkin patch season.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 25/09/2026
Lambeau ought to boo these jamokes off the field.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 24/09/2026
Why are jobs?
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026
This is one of the main tenets of Eastern Horseodoxy, right @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social?
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 22/09/2026
Me and @theunpackpod.bsky.social
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 21/09/2026
Oh yeah? Try saying that in Prague, buddy.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 21/09/2026
I have the exact wrong amount of time until I have to leave for an appointment. Can’t get anything productive done, can’t unwind enough to relax.
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Jake @jake.hashtag.biz · 20/09/2026
Brady just saying “oh shit” live on air lmao
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026
More of this shit? More of this shit!
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026
Take Jordan Love out of this game of I’ll fire you myself, Matt.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026
I like this better.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026
Instead of making the game safer, they’ve made everything unsafe against the rules, despite the fact that things like physics exist, and now we’re basically watching football Judge Judy and beer commercials on split screen.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026
Penalties. Injuries. No celebrations allowed. Really questioning why I’m doing this to myself?
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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cart and an air cast for Zach Bako-Bewele
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026
Well that’s not what you want. #GoPackGo
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 17/09/2026
Miss Frizzle is teaching my kid about DNS.
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David🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s never too early to start thinking about the next Toyotathon
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 14/09/2026
Told ya.
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ACAB includes refs
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 13/09/2026
Wausau almost got Tom Tiffany, eh?
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Bo Melton salary maneuvering by the Packers is looking pretty petty and annoying right about now.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 13/09/2026
It is time to free ourselves from the burden of expectation, @theunpackpod.bsky.social.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 13/09/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 12/09/2026
I think I like Omar Marmoush.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 12/09/2026
#coys
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 12/09/2026
theonion.com/brewers-players-shower…
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Brewers Players Showering Themselves In Beer Unaware They Clinched Playoff Spot
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 12/09/2026
Someone got to sit in a meeting and say “Okay thanks everyone for joining. We’re all here to talk about the twelve foot tall disco scrotum that will be suspended from the ceiling. Any questions before we begin?”
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 09/09/2026
Glad that’s sorted.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 06/09/2026
New local bookstore haul.
Three books posed around a brown craft paper bag with a sticker showing the name of a new local bookshop, The Reading Nest. Pictured beside the bag are a paperback copy of The Book of Eels by Patrik Svensson, a hardcover copy of A World Full of Nature Stories by Angela McAllister, and a hardcover copy of The Gales of November by John U. Bacon.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/09/2026
Well, off to the farmer’s market.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/09/2026
Not excited about cheering for Mudryk. #coys
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/09/2026
Live by the bullshit, die by the bullshit. #COYS
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/09/2026
That feels right.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 31/08/2026
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Spooky23 @dearmrlevy.com · 29/08/2026
Biggest club reset in over 30 years. Buckle up. Dig deep. We good. We gonna be great. Legacy of past few seasons isn’t fixable overnight. That home form. Proper curse. Heads up, we will put it to rest soon. Up the Spurs
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 29/08/2026
If I wasn’t a Tottenham fan, that would be a heartbreaker. Fortunately, my heart has been ground down to dust and carried away with the wind.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 29/08/2026
COYSing in from Green Bay, Wisconsin this morning.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 22/08/2026
Match is so boring the commentators are doing a geography lesson.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 22/08/2026
I know this isn’t even close to the Tottenham we’re going to see throughout the season, but as a vibe setter this is some bleak shit.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 22/08/2026
You know who I don’t need to hear from right now? Graeme fucking Le Saux.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 22/08/2026
I chose to do this to myself.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 22/08/2026
Ah shit, here we go again
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 21/08/2026
Introduce yourself: Tottenham Hotspur edition Favorite… - Player: Son Hueng Min - Current Player: undecided - Home kit: 21/22 - Away kit: 23/24 - Manager: Big Ange - Podcast: @thegameisaboutglory.co.uk First… - Hero: Dele - Stadium Match: nope #COYS
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