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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If you have have an “irrational” fear of flying, but you do some CBT and finally pluck up the courage to go on a plane… and the plane crashes, your fear of flying is now rational, right?
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me countless times, I’m clearly a Nigel Farage supporter.
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“You can get a flight from London to Alicante cheaper than you can get a train from London to Newcastle” I could but the people at my meeting in Newcastle will be wondering why the f**k I’m in Alicante.
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Max Colbert @mc00.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Taylor Swift Fans Are Leaving X for Bluesky After Trump’s Election Swifties say they’re leaving X over Elon Musk’s support of Donald Trump—and the rhetoric that has erupted on the platform following Trump’s win. www.wired.com/story/taylor...
wired.com
Taylor Swift Fans Are Leaving X for Bluesky After Trump’s Election
Swifties say they’re leaving X over Elon Musk’s support of Donald Trump—and the rhetoric that has erupted on the platform following Trump’s win.
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Welcome Swifties.
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Just hit 10 Followers. That makes me kind of a big deal on BlueSky.
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
I’m cheating on BlueSky with Threads.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
If you listen closely the guy in the movie actually says "force," not "fourth." 🛸
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 25/04/2024
The skies just got a little more blue... you can now post GIFs! We're starting with a set list of GIFs from Tenor. You can turn off auto-play in your settings. Custom uploaded GIFs and video coming soon! 🔜 Share Bluesky with a friend: bsky.app/download 💙
media.tenor.com
Blue Fly GIF
ALT: Blue Fly GIF
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Watched Baby Giraffe, it contains a disturbing scenes, but none as shocking as when the comedy competition promoter lets Donny Dunn run well over his five minutes in the final. I bet the acts were fuming 😡
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
the only constantinople is changeinople
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
Thank you Elon 👌🏻
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
The absolute best thing about a self driving car is that it’s a time saver. Instead of leaving early to sit in your car crying, because you have an unproductive dead end job you hate, you can sob into your hands on the drive in. Capitalism has the problems AND solutions.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
"I do not dream of labour" Sticker spotted in Jesmond, Newcastle upon Tyne
Sticker on a wall of a person lying down and the words "I do not dream of labour"
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Tanya @tanya.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
i also felt the earthquake, because i'm an empath
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Mika McKinnon @mikamckinnon.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Alright, Northeasterners, youhad an earthquake!! It’s your time to shine for geos! We rarely have felt reports from your area, and they’re so important for understanding the impact of surficial geology & buildings on real lived experience. Go on, fill it out. Null reports also help!
earthquake.usgs.gov
The Earthquake Event Page application supports most recent browsers, view supported browsers. Or, try our Real-time Notifications, Feeds, and Web Services.
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tim coe @shakespeherian.myatproto.social · 03/04/2024
This algorithm thing isn't as complicated as they make it out to be
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🧠 PeopleDied2Vote @peopledied2vote.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
The Three Buddy Problem
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
I’d love for BlueSky to take off but I fear it’s going to lose the format wars. It’s currently the Betamax of social media.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Working on a theory that both King Charles and Princess Kate are dead. And so are Prince William, Harry, Andrew etc, all from the same incident. I call this the “King Ralph Theory”
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
this doesn't necessarily disprove the "she's dead" theory
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
RT if you’d fucking kill yourself if the Honey Nut Cheerios bee went woke
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
This is good Bluesky
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Are the frogs still murmuring, Clarice?
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 28/02/2024
want to point out that NO ONE in the source material had a great time at Willy Wonka’s either. so this is the most ON POINT Willy Wonka experience i have ever seen. well done. 10/10
theguardian.com
Glasgow Willy Wonka experience called a ‘farce’ as tickets refunded
Event billed as immersive ‘celebration of chocolate’ cancelled after children left in tears at sparsely decorated warehouse
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Daughter tells me she heard today that if you wear a band T-shirt (especially as a young woman) and a man says to you “name five of their songs”, the correct response is “name five women who trust you”, so I pass this on in case any of you need it
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Trader Joe
Biden is a trader
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/01/2024
“It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the Sunshine State.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis
theonion.com
Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital
TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “I...
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Did they mean to attack a different baby?
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Michelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
Hello! In case no one told you, Harper Collins is demanding that their staff train AI with their authors' works without author consent. But guess what? They aren't the only publisher doing this. I know of at least two more!
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
I grew up in a time where it was boldly declared that it had been a good day, simply because you didn't even have to use your AK
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Hi! Covid does not last five days! This is another incredible mishmash of bad information the government has made as murky as possible! I keep having friends and family be shocked they’re still positive and very symptomatic 7-10 days in. You’ve got it til you don’t, isolate and mask til then!
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 23/12/2023
The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
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Icewind Dale Gribble @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
welcome to Bluesky, we got
ENDLESS BOTTOMS
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חמת תמיד @suzwoehrle.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
New apple just dropped
Pile of apples in plastic crayes at an outdoor market with a plastic sign saying Ludacrisp in black magic marker. $4.40/lb
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
If you could only eat one vegetable for the rest of your life, what would it be? If you don’t say potatoes you’re mental. Chips and salad goes with everything so anything else other than potato is the wrong answer.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
nailed it
Google info box for cause of the great London fire

The answer is: fire
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Why do armed police always holler “GET ON THE GROUND” etc at the perps? A gun up the hooter is convincing enough lads, no need to shout.
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
PG Tips lied to us about pyramid bags being better and for 27 years, they’ve gone back to square. But what about all that pseudo scientific stuff about flows demonstrated by chimps wearing white coats in a lab? Was all that fake? If i can’t trust brand marketing then I don’t know who you to trust
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 15/12/2023
every so often I open youtube's front page without signing in, just to kill my soul a little
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Brendon Hope @brendonhope.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Bsky is really nice to use now. Seems ready for prime time. Let the people in.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Someone about to say the most racist thing you've ever heard:
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 12/12/2023
📢 1.58 is rolling out now with some bugfixes • Links in profiles should be clickable again • The keyboard no longer obscures the "Who can reply" interface • The reply prompt no longer shows if you are not able to reply • The "add user to lists" interface no longer shows lists you don't control 1/n
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 13/12/2023
Never knew there were coyotes around here...
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