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Brass Monkeys

@brassmonkeys.bsky.social
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Pro-Eu Lancastrian. Radical Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. Enemy of the people. This snowflake's an avalanche.

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PontsticInsect @keltikidea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nigel Farage will shit a pinecone.
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Andy Burnham: UK could ‘go all the way’ by rejoining EU
PM says he is looking at all options and ministers will examine ‘what is doable’ and the ‘pros and cons’
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting now on Trump TV.
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"How many times do I have to tell you, you do not land during diaper maintenance! Do you realize because of your blatant incompetence, Ms Harp is now a brunette?!" #DonaldTrump
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GoogeliArt 🦋💙PD @googeliart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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GeorgiaDeeMick @georgiadeemick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today Prince William is lecturing us about Climate Change. Yesterday he flew in a Private Jet, then a Helicopter, then travelled in a multi vehicle Land Rover Convoy. Early this year he went on holiday in this $450m Megayacht that uses as much fuel as 2000 cars. He is full of shit
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think it's a coincidence that Trump is banning news outlets the week before a court's deadline for Todd Blanche to release interview notes with underage girls Trump is alleged to have raped and threatened. He'd rather we talk about his censorship than his pedophilia.
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Hendrik Schäfer @hendrikschaefer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The UK doesn’t have a problem with immigrants , it’s problems are caused by too many billionaires not being taxed enough. #Radcliffe
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
65% of the Manchester United Premier League squad are immigrants. So Jim Radcliffe should shut his fucking mouth and pay his taxes like the rest of us. Cunt.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone heard from the owner of Brighton and Hove Albion this week? No?
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Keep an eye out for any of these musicians playing near you. Get along, show support - and buy their merch.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
£72million can’t fix this. Nothing can fix this. This is Reform. A bunch of raging liabilities who shouldn’t ever be anywhere near public office. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrest
Thomas said he has done nothing wrong as Gwent Police confirms arrest on suspicion of assault.
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melbuns43.bsky.social @melbuns43.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Duhhhh
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Melody Hamby Goss @melodygoss111.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alternet: Trump is spending a ridiculous amount of time consuming and reposting endless AI fan fiction portraying him as the biggest, strongest, and most important person alive. It feels like we're watching his brain rot in real time. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
£72m. Imagine how many people's lives that sort of investment could transform. But that vast sum gets used to buy control of the biggest bunch of grifting cunts ever to walk the corridors of Parliament - and it barely warrants a whisper. It's a bung. A bribe. Arrest the fucking lot of them. Crooks
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Stevie Rae Williams🍷🐈‍⬛ @stevie1666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Britain has fallen. Fascism sneaked in after all. 🫤
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sound the racist cunt klaxon 🚨
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got a race riot to go to? Don't want your boss to fire you for being a racist cunt?
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Woody Guthrie penned "This Land Is Your Land" 86 years ago in 1940, in response to Irving Berlin's "God Bless America." It was among the first songs to be chosen by the Library of Congress for inclusion in the National Recording Registry.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"It is reported that Richard Tice has avoided nearly £600,000 in UK corporation tax through what experts describe as aggressive tax planning. Tice’s property company Quidnet REIT Ltd paid zero corporation tax on multimillion‑pound profits ..." www.facebook.com/groups/31037... via William Havard
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If the White House told the truth for just one day.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Danny Thommo modelling the latest in Christian patriot wear, without his nonce bonnet. 🐢💨
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
dee_1961 45m The RNLI volunteer has told us that donations usually run at £20,000 per day. Currently running at £100,000 per day! Bloody brilliant!
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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If the White House told the truth for one day...
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bloke who sets fire to house horrified when house burns down. Spare me the condemnation, you race-baiting cunt.
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Mark O'Connell @oconnellmark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Kizmar @kizmar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every country should be kicking Trump's ambassadors out of their country. None of them are there in good faith.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Now, expel them.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NEXT CEO Simon Wolfson supported Brexit and now has used the courts to allow him to refuse to pay his shop staff a decent basic wage. He's a cunt. NEXT are cunts. Boycott NEXT
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Political Satirical @p0liticalsatirical.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Syrup.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I got quite excited when I heard that Trump had 'died' - then I realised they were talking about his fucking hair.
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sarah @kokeshimum These are the same cunts who screech about banning the burka.
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Dean Morrison #FBPE #Breturn @deanmorrison.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a law for these specific circumstances.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This spotted elsewhere on t'interweb. A sentient turd.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lots of reports lately mentioning how Donald Trump has 'shot himself in the foot'. Come back when he's shot himself in the head.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A cult? A typo, surely.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Farage was - once again - lying when he said counter terrorism police had delayed his speech because of threats. West Midlands police confirm they gave no such advice.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Within a week of his death, it will be rubble. Remember the Berlin Wall? That.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Dear Diary, Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bollocks"
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If she's the new press sec, kill me now. deadline.com/2026/09/mari...
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Maria Bartiromo Out At Fox After Over A Decade
"Effective today, Maria Bartiromo is no longer with FOX News Media," the Murdoch company said of the Fox Business host.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@stevesack.bsky.social 👩🏻‍🍳💋
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