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Brass Monkeys

@brassmonkeys.bsky.social
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Pro-Eu Lancastrian. Radical Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. Enemy of the people. This snowflake's an avalanche.

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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 10m
Reform are cunts. That is all.
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AJ 🦋 @andjamwar.uk · 1h
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 41m
Holy fuck!
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 18h
He's cuddly, popular, harks back to happier times, appeals to all ages, understands the concept of seeking a better life in a different country - and isn't a divisive, gap-toothed gobshite?
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
America has to accept that it created Trump. It established him, enriched him, enabled him, elevated him, ennobled him, enriched him and elected him. He is America's creation. They gave him to the world. Thanks a fucking heap.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let's go people. Hard rejoin - adopt the Euro, full monty.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's thicker than a Boxing Day turd - and as appealing
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
UK has: Housing crisis NHS in crisis Homelessness crisis Cost of living crisis Energy crisis Climate crisis Poverty crisis Failing infrastructure Youth employment/training crisis Skills shortages Anti-social behaviour crisis Shit in our water Badenoch: Yeah, fuck all that...
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
USA withdraws bombers from Fairford.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thicker than a space shuttle window.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All that fantastic work, and left the word 'goats' in there. Doh!
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Fozzie Bear's Classic Facepalm
ALT: Fozzie Bear's Classic Facepalm
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PontsticInsect @keltikidea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nigel Farage will shit a pinecone.
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Andy Burnham: UK could ‘go all the way’ by rejoining EU
PM says he is looking at all options and ministers will examine ‘what is doable’ and the ‘pros and cons’
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting now on Trump TV.
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"How many times do I have to tell you, you do not land during diaper maintenance! Do you realize because of your blatant incompetence, Ms Harp is now a brunette?!" #DonaldTrump
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's clearly sitting on a commode waiting to be changed.
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GoogeliArt 🦋💙PD @googeliart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A typo, surely?
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GeorgiaDeeMick @georgiadeemick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today Prince William is lecturing us about Climate Change. Yesterday he flew in a Private Jet, then a Helicopter, then travelled in a multi vehicle Land Rover Convoy. Early this year he went on holiday in this $450m Megayacht that uses as much fuel as 2000 cars. He is full of shit
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think it's a coincidence that Trump is banning news outlets the week before a court's deadline for Todd Blanche to release interview notes with underage girls Trump is alleged to have raped and threatened. He'd rather we talk about his censorship than his pedophilia.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump is thicker than a Boxing Day turd.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If the US were pro-life, it would ban guns. Pro-life advocates are very keen to 'save the lives of children' when they're in the womb, but once they're in school, it's open season. America as a concept is fucked.
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Hendrik Schäfer @hendrikschaefer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The UK doesn’t have a problem with immigrants , it’s problems are caused by too many billionaires not being taxed enough. #Radcliffe
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
65% of the Manchester United Premier League squad are immigrants. So Jim Radcliffe should shut his fucking mouth and pay his taxes like the rest of us. Cunt.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone heard from the owner of Brighton and Hove Albion this week? No?
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Its not as if Ed Sheeran has no negotiating leverage. If he'd've stood his ground and used his platform to discuss it in public, he would have gained a great deal of support. But he listened to the money.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Keep an eye out for any of these musicians playing near you. Get along, show support - and buy their merch.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sheeran caved to the billionaires because he's much closer to them than he is to you and me. He could tell US promotors to fuck off and be lauded worldwide, but he allowed his support - who he claims is his friend - to get bullied off the bill. Kudos to all the other musicians for walking out.
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Tory, then UKIP, then Tory (again), then Independent, then Brexit Party, then Abolish the Welsh Assembly (his own job), then Independent (again) and then Reform' If only there were an adjective to describe Mark's behaviour 🤔
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lie down with twats, get up a twat.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
£72million can’t fix this. Nothing can fix this. This is Reform. A bunch of raging liabilities who shouldn’t ever be anywhere near public office. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrest
Thomas said he has done nothing wrong as Gwent Police confirms arrest on suspicion of assault.
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melbuns43.bsky.social @melbuns43.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Duhhhh
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Melody Hamby Goss @melodygoss111.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How much longer until his vile heart explodes?
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alternet: Trump is spending a ridiculous amount of time consuming and reposting endless AI fan fiction portraying him as the biggest, strongest, and most important person alive. It feels like we're watching his brain rot in real time. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
£72m. Imagine how many people's lives that sort of investment could transform. But that vast sum gets used to buy control of the biggest bunch of grifting cunts ever to walk the corridors of Parliament - and it barely warrants a whisper. It's a bung. A bribe. Arrest the fucking lot of them. Crooks
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Stevie Rae Williams🍷🐈‍⬛ @stevie1666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Britain has fallen. Fascism sneaked in after all. 🫤
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sound the racist cunt klaxon 🚨
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got a race riot to go to? Don't want your boss to fire you for being a racist cunt?
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Woody Guthrie penned "This Land Is Your Land" 86 years ago in 1940, in response to Irving Berlin's "God Bless America." It was among the first songs to be chosen by the Library of Congress for inclusion in the National Recording Registry.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"It is reported that Richard Tice has avoided nearly £600,000 in UK corporation tax through what experts describe as aggressive tax planning. Tice’s property company Quidnet REIT Ltd paid zero corporation tax on multimillion‑pound profits ..." www.facebook.com/groups/31037... via William Havard
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Brass Monkeys @brassmonkeys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If the White House told the truth for just one day.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Danny Thommo modelling the latest in Christian patriot wear, without his nonce bonnet. 🐢💨
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
dee_1961 45m The RNLI volunteer has told us that donations usually run at £20,000 per day. Currently running at £100,000 per day! Bloody brilliant!
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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