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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay, you say you don't need a sandwich toaster, but if I could play Breville's advocate for a second...

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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 06/10/2026

Got a commercial flat top griddle to cheer myself up and I'm not gonna lie that actually worked. It's breakfast always now. I run a pretend diner. Mental illness who, how do you want your egg.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ever wanted an entire sound library of a man making and eating a series of crisp sandwiches? From opening the bag all the way to chewing? Well here you are! Maybe use it to have a real weird custom sound library for your next Worms game, or something.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I helped make something Very Serious

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have new followers! Presumably from a comedy pack! Here are Some Chuckles! First: A ten minute stand-up set where I tell two jokes, and explain to the audience why my jokes are funny in excruciating detail: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...

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My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.

YouTube video by Guy Kelly

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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This took me so ... long ... But when a pun comes to you, you have to do it justice.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Going to make my fortune by building a bespoke BDSM dungeon that looks like a stretch of California complete with train tracks, so people can indulge their fantasies of being a top hat-wearing villain tying their partner to them

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm a teal pumpkin house - food allergy friendly. I knew about the Teal Pumpkin Project, but didn't realize they had a map until last year. Dropped a pin for my address saying I'd have non-food treats, and families drove from *out of town*. One kid had never gotten to trick or treat before.

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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This man won his primary by 30 points.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The cobalt 60 "drop and run" warning would make for an incredibly powerful willy tattoo

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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Rough Draft vs Final Draft

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well, you know what they say. A stopped fridge is cold twice a day.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I love getting idioms wrong. I could do it till the cows cum gnomes

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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

“I know that millions are mourning and I want to say this – more than anyone I have ever known, Dolly will always be with us because she was so present, so powerful, so generous and playful that she is woven into all our lives and hearts forever,” Fonda said. “I never knew anyone like her.”

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Libra: A dark and terrible god hungers, slouching in the black of night. You are but a grain of sand sitting at the foot of mountain. It will not break you, it will consume you. On top of that, the sheet set you just purchased at full price will go on sale next week.

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Goddammit I wish I'd thought of this.

A man wearing a white t-shirt with an illustration of a muscular Rom from DS9 wearing leathers, labeled "Rom of Finland."

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This is what sold me.

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

YO this project is so close to funding for a Switch port and that's gonna make it so much more accessible to so many more people. I'd love for us to get there, please back if you can and share either way!

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 09/08/2026

lil man is plotmaxxing he's schemepilled in his "heh heh heh" era

an orange and white tabby cat, lying on his side on a grey sofa. he's got his green eyes in like a half squint, his head is positioned kinda forward, he's making like a :3 face, and his paws are drawn up and overlapping. it kinda looks like he's hunched forward, rubbing his paws together, and giving a smirk

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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

John Carpenter: Oh man, we got Roddy Piper. Let's have him kick the shit out of our good friend Keith David

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brucy & 🎃 @realbrucy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

New music genre dropped

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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Some favorite hard wired island characters I've seen or been told about: -the icelandic farmer/handyman who went to orbit to help build the place and never went back, drives a tuktuk -the water plant engineer with the snake drone used to inspect pipes -the entire cast of Leverage in cyber fits

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm gonna say music, movies, and books. Not that everything that's come out since 1986 is better than everything that came out before, but we've gotten so much cool shit in the last 40 years and I can't wait to see what comes next.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Aries: The cocoons in chamber 4 will hatch today. I wish we had more details for you.

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Potato bread, tbh

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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

really nice of @bransonreese.bsky.social to make a comic about me walking into a dark room where my cat is eating plastic

panel one: a person silhouetted in an open door says "sebby, sweetie, are you—"
panel two: just the speech bubble of her saying "SEBBY!"

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Strong Bad @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

At long last, Crime Scene Tamperer is ready to put all you slimeballs behind bars! 1-4 players at a time!! Pre-Order here: greaterthan.games/products/cri...

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I am simply not the person to try to convince "Israel is only trying to target Hamas". If you want to lie to someone, call your mother and tell her she did a good job raising you.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Capricorn: Stare directly into the sun for 3 minutes each day at noon, you are delusional enough to absorb its power.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

18) You'll never be able to justify alcohol being legal, but coke and heroin being illegal, to me in a way that's remotely coherent. We should legalize and legislate controls for all potentially dangerous recreational substances. They do more harm illegal than they would if they were legal.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

*banging clipboard on desk* Clipboard: You are terrible at giving people pet names you know

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Eight years ago I went to a Kesha gig and looked like a disco viking

White man, shoulder length hair, shaggy beard, rainbow glitter face stripes, white tank top, beer, nail varnish. Fit as fuck.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Of course I actually did the mime! On my own. At home. If I didn't do that, it would have been pointless! There would have been no *art* to it! *Actually doing the thing* cost me the most precious thing - my time on earth - and *that* is what gives it the juice! ...I have Opinions on this topic

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Esser-Z @esser-z.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

JRPG Leonard Cohen: I heard there was a secret sword That David used to slay the Lord

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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

On Tuesday, a New Jersey town pulled $91M out of Citizens Bank over its business with ICE prison contractors GEO Group and CoreCivic. Yesterday, Citizens announced it was ending its relationships with GEO and CoreCivic. Money managers should DIVEST from $GEO $CXW www.nj.com/essex/2026/0...

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This N.J. town just pulled $91M from Citizens Bank over ICE

Two N.J. municipalities have now pulled more than $330 million combined, according to the De-ICE Citizens Bank coalition.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A police officer is injured at work. His workplace pay for treatment.

Describe your favourite movie as boring as possible.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

From careful analysis of the people I follow, it appears that the ideal sex toy would be a steering wheel and headrest setup so a guy can look behind like he's reversing a car, but while being pegged.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/07/2026

What? An "AI" company violating the copyright and intellectual property rights of individual creators who neither licensed nor gave permission for the use of their work? That's so unusual and has never once happened before!

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I love opening a pdf in a vertical monitor, and having the left third be "here is a load of things adobe can do", the right third "do you want an ai summary of this" and the actual thing I wanted to read a slender strip in the middle. A Brazilian of useful information.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Great job 👏

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺

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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.

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