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Throbgoblin

@sebhar.bsky.social
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Han, 36, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1h
Me, about Camp Miasma: every single frame felt like they pulled it directly from my psyche Friend: you know what other movie you say that about, right? Me: ...Deadpool. Friend: Deadpool. Anyway this is how I'm describing my gender from now on.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 5h
Lunch Update: tidied the hell strip mulch, got a start on the west side of the path - cleared so much creeping charlie, laid cardboard, mulch started - and a spider encouraged me to go in for some food
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 5h
The right to read and to information is universal. This should be uncontroversial. It is not. And those who disagree are increasingly violent towards us. Keep fighting. But take care.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 8h
Hiding for a little bit longer. Hoping to get the front yard stuff done during the Packer game to reduce the chance of people stopping to talk to me.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 9h
Mulch Madness continues today 🟥 mulch between path and driveway 🟥 mulch dogwood 🟥 mulch east front yard plants 🟥 mulch around lilac bush 🟥 mulch around clothesline 🟥 mulch around east back yard plants 🟥 move any remaining mulch out of driveway
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Jordan Hansen @jordyhansen.bsky.social · 21h
you’re a loser if you consume Barstool content and there’s no quarter from me there.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 14h
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Lovey-Dovey Couple
Alt: Gif from Fullmetal Alchemist of Izumi Curtis being carried by her husband Sig as she says, "ever since then, we've been a lovey-dovey couple"
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 14h
Rape, mostly
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday Mulchday ✅ mow front yard ✅ lay cardboard in hell strip ✅ mulch hell strip 🟥 mulch between path and driveway 🟥 mulch dogwood 🟥 mulch east front yard plants ✅ mow back yard 🟥 mulch around lilac bush 🟥 mulch around clothesline 🟥 mulch around east back yard plants 🟥 move mulch out of driveway
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hydration break check-in: Mowed in the back until the mower battery died. Realized I hadn't prepped the cardboard. But hey. The rocks are dumped, I drilled drainage holes in some more pots, the cardboard is now prepped and some of it is even LAID DOWN imagine
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is no football in Ba Sing Se
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breakfast for me (protein waffles with Dubai spread) and the cats: sorted. I have a batch of eggs hard cooking. Then meds, getting dressed, and channeling my football nerves into lawn mowing.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
✅ fold laundry ✅ put away laundry ✅ laundry baskets downstairs ✅ scoop poops ✅ empty vacuum ✅ empty living room trash ✅ new trash bag ✅ medicate Heather
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heather got his stool softener but I'm gonna do fluids later. Trash is out. I put away the pet gate and a box fan and generally tidied the living room. I put away the dishes from the drying rack and hand washed dishes I've been avoiding (except one that needs to soak). The egg cooker is soaking, too
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
✅ fold laundry ✅ put away laundry ✅ laundry baskets downstairs ✅ scoop poops ✅ empty vacuum ✅ empty living room trash ✅ new trash bag 🟥 medicate Heather NEW STRETCH GOAL: 🟥 clean toilet
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
✅ take meds ✅ clean cat pukes ✅ vacuum living room floor ✅ put away cat litter ✅ stow paper bags ✅ fold laundry 🟥 put away laundry 🟥 laundry baskets downstairs ✅ scoop poops ✅ empty vacuum ✅ empty living room trash ✅ new trash bag 🟥 medicate Heather
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
✅ take meds ✅ clean cat pukes ✅ vacuum living room floor ✅ put away cat litter ✅ stow paper bags ✅ fold laundry 🟥 put away laundry 🟥 laundry baskets downstairs 🟥 scoop poops ✅ empty vacuum 🟥 empty living room trash 🟥 new trash bag 🟥 medicate Heather
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm off work until Tuesday. Obviously the mulch pile needs to be moved, but my body is betraying me today (pain, coughing) so I'm getting started with some inside chores that, once done, I can't use as an excuse to avoid Mulch Madness any longer.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My folks made a point to take me with them to give blood and to vote and I appreciate both of those things so much
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What food is your pet? Heather is a potato sausage ham Vincent is a creamsicle cotton candy
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Help me take my mind off the horrors. If you see a Venmo or, say, a check, with "Welcome to the family!" in the note/memo, what do you think that note means? What happened to make someone send money with that memo attached?
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, this was the day I requested a ChipDrop.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly the most accurate one of these has ever been, and that's saying something
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had to call out of work yesterday because I couldn't stop shaking
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had several folks tell me I was nuts for biking to work "in the rain" today (I was sweatier than I was wet). youtu.be/2STibAky02Y?...
youtu.be
Tom Waits - "A Little Rain"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still grappling with the fact that my PTSD absolutely kneecapped me yesterday (it has been 19! years since I decided not to report my own assault) So I ordered delivery and got the laundry in and once it's in the dryer I'm going the fuck to bed
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Conrad @conradswanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The city’s economic activity includes corn processing, pet-food production, and methamphetamines." Absolutely begging Legacy Media to stop sending Big City Reporters to the Midwest if they're just going to cover people there like addicts and stupid yokels
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had to check this quick to see who the other like was
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 30/09/2026
I love Jane and it absolutely sucks that she's having so much trouble paying her rent. She's a wonderful artist and an incredible human. I support her patreon and it's an endless source of tasty recipes and lovely art. I highly recommend signing up right away 💘💝💕
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Conrad @conradswanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad Girl RiRi with the words "Seattle Times Management Better Have My Money" on a banner over her mouth
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not to be extremely queer on main but I want to be at Camp Miasma
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Wapshkankwet @wapshkankwet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fck all these rape apologists.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
None of the food in my fridge or cupboard appeals to me in the slightest. I tried appetite enhancers, no dice. I am out of Emotional Support Rice. Bleak.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
None of the food in my fridge or cupboard appeals to me in the slightest. I tried appetite enhancers, no dice. I am out of Emotional Support Rice. Bleak.
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deciding what to have for dinner, call that souper intelligence
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Wapshkankwet @wapshkankwet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello, everyone! I’m sharing a friend’s Mutual Aid request. They’re desperately trying to move out of their abuser’s house for safety and survival purposes. This is a life changing event and they MUST get to safety ASAP. ANYTHING HELPS! chuffed.org/project/1512...
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Help me start over after abuse
A native and Latine member of the LGBTQIA2S community that is chronically ill and struggling with a mental health crisis is in urgent need of medical care, housing, transportation and resources for he...
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Anomalous Jen @anomalouslibrarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Substack is a platform for nazis by nazis, why are yall still on it and posting from it? Medium is free...
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weird day for the good folks of Atlantic, IA
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today: got up, showered, fed the cats, rode to work, libraried for 8 hours, biked home, Seed School, gave Heather his fluids, scooped poops, trash out, recycling out, gave Heather his meds, can I sleep yet
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey friends! Bianca didn't meet her goal to get back to school this semester, but next semester is in her sights. Help a trans legend out if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/help-bianc...
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Bianca Return to Mizzou, organized by Bianca Austin
My name is Bianca, and I am an autistic trans girl from Missouri. Unfortunately, t… Bianca Austin needs your support for Help Bianca Return to Mizzou
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're just really good parents okay
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Verklempt! about my parents
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This list is trash and not just because of the predatory "comedians" it includes. No Derry Girls?
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Mary Quinn: Give Me Strength (Derry Girls)
ALT: Mary Quinn: Give Me Strength (Derry Girls)
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
are sports improv
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Let 'er rip," I mutter on a Saturday night. I work in the morning. I'm loading another one and then maybe as a treat I'll do myself some more psychic damage on r/hawkeyes
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to be very clear that ChipDrop did exactly what I asked them to and I am very pleased with the experience. My car is blocked into the garage and it's been forcing me to bike to work, which I can't believe I wasn't already doing
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I may have added an inadvisable amount of my own homemade chili powder to my dinner but that's tomorrow me's problem
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was in high school I started putting on movies to fall asleep to and one of the all-time greats is Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was at work and then helping move my cousins' cats into their new home but damn that is an Iowa-ass football score
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