Reposted by Bramrat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i'm sorry that my homonculus tore your homonculus to shreds but really you should've probably made it out of a tougher material? 0132
Reposted by Bramrat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i am not responsible for the actions of my homonculus okay? it took a lot of effort to ensoul it just for you to say it doesn't have free will 016958
Reposted by Bramrat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 1hhas anyone seen my homonculus please. i left it outside the aldi, due to their ridiculous store policy, and have not seen it since. 241
Reposted by BramPublic Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 10hWe've completely lost the plot as a society when we're afraid of using fast and effective execution methods like a simple bullet to the brain--out of concern for cruelty!--but can't take the obvious next step to abolition if it's as cruel as conceded. 072
Reposted by Brampmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11hThe Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola 422125422
Reposted by BramWyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode 331822597
Reposted by Bramceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died 11495192814
Reposted by Bramjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet 121085191
Reposted by Bramjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/08/2026A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs 638967
Reposted by BramGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 294111804054
Reposted by BramBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes 782796511
Reposted by BramRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026SCENE FROM 2027: Fanduel Ad blasting on the TV: "IN TOO DEEP? UP TO 50K FORGIVEN IF YOU ENLIST NOW" as a man quietly sobs in the corner of the bar 416839
Reposted by Bram𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖑 @mudnblood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A Ventour who got most of her equipment in Pontz 234657
Reposted by BramAgnes @girllover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026unfriendly reminder that your “outdoor” homunculus devastates the environment by hunting endangered wisps and gnomes seemingly for fun. its literally an invasive species. and spreading disease. i bet you didnt get it neutered either so when it unavoidably turns feral itll start breeding like crazy 164
Reposted by BramAgnes @girllover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you know that it will live to see 60 to 180 moons less on average than indoor homunculi right? it’s literally animal cruelty to expose it to the diseases, traffic and heroes which a healthy indoor homunculus would safe from. you know that right?? 033
Reposted by BramAlice 🦷🫀🗡️【Horror Vtuber】 @alicesawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I miss Anomalocaris so fucking bad 1115322
Reposted by BramLumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my sense of humor is so fucking shot that this image has been forcing me to stifle my laughter all day 142158776
Reposted by BramUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How many minorities are you willing to throw under the bus to appeal to people who won't vote for you anyway? 23726164
Reposted by Bram✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026Honestly, this kinda sounds like what this whole September has felt like. 7442177
Bram @bramtheaegis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They should make the most chronologically confused take on Romeo and Juliet possible. They're speaking old english, they're in space, its the year 4000, the costumes are turn of the century, the actors are all precambrian 172
Reposted by Bramrat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026would you pick up some stuff at the general store for me, and please make sure they give you sundries, last time all i got were moonwets 064
Reposted by BramBAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME 28100503705
Reposted by BramJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals 7770112
Reposted by BramThe Necessary Evil - Vereor Nox @tne-vereornox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026thats the post 51397458
Reposted by Bram🌑 @fell.energy · 18/09/2026guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide 171637287
Reposted by Bramyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/09/2026the quickest way to earn respect at your local game store is to bring a commander deck where youve altered every single character on every single card to have a twirly mustache 3414
Reposted by Bram[sentiment inexpressible] @goresorcerer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have actually joined the Ed Sheeran tour as an unkillable, 'stalker' type enemy that will relentlessly hunt Ed through the nightmarish decaying corridors of his dimming career 4678151
Bram @bramtheaegis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The causes of the Aipocalypse are the following: - Dependence on fossil fuels - Lack of media literacy - Sinophobia - The concept of the american executive/businessman 120
Reposted by Bramyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15/09/2026stop telling me about how you top and bottom for your vampire boyfriend, we get it, youre a dead man's switch 16918270
Bram @bramtheaegis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Your internet is down? Okay, please use our online portal to submit a ticket 020
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