iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 6h

I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 4h

Samurai: “we are the knights who say に!”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 5h

I forgot to check my answering machine

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 15h

professor xavier’s school for weird little guys

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 16h

ghosts to the left of me, mr chickens to the right

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 16h

Robin Leach: “join us for another exciting instalment of Goon Caves of the Rich and Famous”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 16h

wanna feel old? me neither. calling bullshit

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 19h

asking chat gpt if it’s normal for a fart to still be there the next day

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

mamas don’t let your Benjamins grow up backwards to be Buttons

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

These birds are made of plastic! Fake gnus!

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad idea: kellog’s froot loopus

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just my two cents, but I think someone should make a long running workplace dramedy about the mobile army surgical hospitals of the Korean War.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

vampires have specialized tooth brushes for their fangs just in case you were thinking of buying a normal toothbrush for a vampire

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

any room can be an emergency room if you try hard and believe in yourself

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sponk: live good and be nice 🤟

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m watching a show called Taiketsu Zubat and I’m weirdly frustrated by the fact that the hero is a badass gunslinging cowboy singer with a guitar who also transforms into a power ranger with a whip and a silly car.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

extremely David Bowie voice: “we could eat gyros”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

that’s an interesting coincidence

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

watching an old japanese sci fi show where a gang of space pirates want to take all of earth’s resources by filling the world with crime and making everyone hate each other. silly as it sounded, I had to admit it was a solid plan

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

openAI: we have labs full of roombas covered in chainsaws and one of the roombas with a chainsaw escaped by accidentally making a cat door. we demand billions in investment to get to the bottom of this or these chainsaw wielding roombas will take over the earth

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

our company didn’t just do a felony hack of a national healthcare system/bank/rival firm. no! it was a chat bot! instead of putting us in jail for the felony crime, how about you get on the hype train or get left behind loser! lmao

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

morning coffee on the last day of summer

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026

[11:59 pm] STEVE MILLER: almost time to toke

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

extra extra read all about it tech titans say sayonara to science

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m allowed to make fun of comedians. My comedian friend gave me a pass.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

imagine a sports team launching its own channel because they didn’t like the way they kept losing on espn

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

how is gen z supposed to respect a guy named claude debussy

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

trying to imagine visiting Paris knowing the Eiffel Tower was full of MAGA jarheads with sniper rifles

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

no city should have a monumental sniper fort. not even sniper city

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“hey man, whatever quacks your duck”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“It’s pronounced ‘blah blah blah’, not ‘blobbleblah’. you’re fired”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

they left a gap for applause in avengers doomsday for when doom brings out his scroll

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

wait. how many guys here are named “Spartacus”. that’s an insane coincidence

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“I don’t like what they’re saying about my big ass on tv. let’s change the subject and deport a gold star family”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it was later revealed that the scripture quoted by sec def Pete Hegseth was not from the Quran but a film called “Team America: World Police” a Bush era comedy starring vomiting puppets

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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026

when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia

image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

tech ceos: “we’ve all run out of money competing to turn autocorrect into ultron, so we’ve all agreed to take a break and regroup so nobody catches on”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The emergency isn’t that AI is a dangerous technology (it’s too mid for that) - it’s that the world’s most powerful people BELIEVE it will give them authoritarian control of the world, and they’ll destroy the climate and human society to achieve it (which they can’t because the tech is so mid)

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

grok told me to overdose on ivermectin to cure the woke mind virus it detected in my posts

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

YouTube: “we tried every chicken dinner hidden in the walls of Dracula’s castle. here’s what we found”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

aunt arctica implies the existence of an as yet undiscovered uncle arctica

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