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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 29m

“Joe Biden executed order 66 on the 5G in my vaccines and made me drive my truck into the living room and made it look like alcoholism”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Elon musk: what if Twitter was pornhub for Nazis?

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

POTUS stands for princess of the United States

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there’s a plague coming out of Russia and the guy in charge of healthcare in the USA is an insane roadkill eating conspiracy theorist with a brain worm - but before we discuss that, use promo code newsblast for 10% off of our motel quality linens

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There were plenty of other firms doing the same thing, but none so ruthlessly greedy as Oracle, including Microsoft at the height of its monopoly.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Internet service providers were offered oracle servers, and once you bought one, you’d pay through the nose to certify training and proprietary software. Absolute basic bitch scamware.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I worked in tech in the 90s. Wanna know how Larry Ellison made his wealth? He captured the early network infrastructure market with proprietary hardware/software that he charged exorbitant prices for certification on. That’s it. Pay for play for three decades.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I always pronounce it Samhain

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you want to raise a decent skeleton army by Halloween, you’ve really got to get started in August.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Is there a Mr Bride of Frankenstein?

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I see pumpkins starting to pop up on everyone else’s porch, but no matter how often I water and fertilize my porch there’s never any pumpkins. I’m so frustrated.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*reporting from the smoking headless ruin of the Lincoln memorial” People think this all started with the reality tv show “the apprentice”, but I would argue it had just as much to do with the reality tv show “duck dynasty”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what do these greedy hoarders and brain poisoned perverts have in common? why do they have an alliance? because they’re loathsome dorks that are universally despised and nobody else will take them

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the boys are back in town. you’ve got to pick them up at the airport

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

conservative parties everywhere are an uneasy alliance between the greedy hoarders and brain poisoned perverts. if you ask them to give way even 1% of an inch, they will cry and cry and cry as they morph into rat-fucking fascists before your eyes.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

excuse me, but how does this aid the lemon exactly?

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

fiscal conservative is a fancy weasel-phrase for “greedy hoarder” social conservative is a fancy weasel-phrase for “brain poisoned pervert” voting would be a lot easier if this was more widely understood

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I saw a golf ball the size of a hailstone one time

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

going on the trails in the crazy rain

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

other platforms have more advertising, but this one fills the gap with dead pets

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the boys are back in town so often that I asked if they’d pick up something from costco on the way by

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

how it started vs how it’s going

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.

The Cliffhanger game on Price Is Right. A contestant had her hands on her head in excited stress as she watches the little mountain climber rise up the numbered ramp toward the edge based on how far off she was on a product's price. If there was audio, you'd be hearing yodeling right now.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

dressing up as a liminal space for halloween to scare gen Z

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

when nature calls it goes straight to voice mail

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s nice that OCTober, the eighth month of the year, follows SEPTember, the seventh month of the year. Before you know it, it’ll be DECember, the 10th month of the year.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I saw a shitty AI painting full of ridiculous errors and thought some gullible idiot had actually hung a framed print on his wall for everyone to see. turns out it was a foyer mirror

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I heard they used tropes in that movie

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

democrats: we’re going to bring back the establishment so we can drive down the cost of your insulin by at least 5.2% over the next three quarters republicans: the moon is a chinese hologram

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

getting to be a bit late in the season for my saturday morning slip n’ slide

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I didn’t know my posts were public

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i woke myself up with a wilhelm scream

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

you ever dance with guillermo by the pale moon light?

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I passed my dementia test with flying carpets

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

nobody knows that stupid has a b in it

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Realize it, and Ari will advertise it.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tech CEO: I just saw the odyssey and there’s this horse. Anyway, I think we can do something like that by making a cuter interface. ChatGPT: that’s a great idea! the Ancient Greek vibes are practically sizzling off of the page right now!

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

human creativity throughout the millennia is a forest - just like the Amazon. Unique, organic, impossible to engineer. Tech CEOs are clear cutting that forest and selling you the pulp.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Samurai: “we are the knights who say に!”

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Brad Collins @bradcollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I forgot to check my answering machine

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