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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I want ice cream and candy, but I'm lazy today.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Had a splendidly magical day here in this tiny town❤️

Pictured is the roofline of an old train depot for King City, CA. The depot sign reads, "San Francisco 143 9/10 mi." and "Elevation 332 ft."The building is painted yellow with dark brown trim lines.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I'm bringing sexy back (as a frazzled, middle-aged broad who is dyeing her hair and washing dishes). [No DMs, please].

Pictured is a middle-aged woman wearing a blue, white, and green striped apron over a red, strappy tank top. She has black-framed reading glasses on with plastic sandwich bags wrapped around the ear pieces. She is also wearing a disposable clear plastic shower cap over her hair, while the dye is processing. It is quite a sight to behold!

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

why do happy and witches only get an hour

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Rest now, bitch face, we have much work yet to do

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Bluesky is no longer stuck in The Straight of Hormuz.

A woman is wearing a gray sweatshirt and black framed reading glasses. Her hair is brown and gray and pulled up in to a bun.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

You ever hear somebody describe you in like really glowing terms and think "omg what kind of manic episode was I having when I met this person" like please take it down a notch I promise you I cannot cash that check

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

View from my short hike in the big winds of this afternoon. Lake del Valle, CA.

Pictured are the rolling golden hills that surround Lake del Valle in Livermore, CA. There are bushy green oak trees along the lake's edge and in between the hills. Lake del Valle is deep blue in the afternoon sunlight.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I need some Viagra for my stupid fun money stash, so it can last longer than 4 hours.

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AmiyaJLO @amiyajlo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

ngl these weekends are starting to feel like a 30 mins lunch break

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Vegetative coma nap. I think I can pass as a human life form again.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Don't forget to wish the seahorse dads a happy Mother's Day.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Two old bitches are going out for a walk.

Pictured is a woman holding a scruffy tan-colored dog. The woman has her brown hair up in a Ness bun, held by her sunglasses. She's wearing a navy blue tank top and a denim shirt. The dog is looking at her with an annoyed expression.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

It's that time of the school year when I'm tempted to quit working, chuck a bag of clothes, snacks, and beer in my car and go live down by the river.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Looking at Friday this week like this👅💋

A black and white close-up photo of a woman's mouth. Her tongue is curled up at the side of her mouth.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

May the Swartz be with you today (it's powered by snacks)!

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

*makes out with you under the full moon as a friend*

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Happy Beltane☀️🌷, good May Day vibes💪, Flower Full Moon, and TGIF!

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Me and my frizzy hair are having a little battle this morning.

Pictured is a middle-aged woman with dark brown hair, most of which is jutting out at odd angles around her head.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I like my booze and snacks. Ain't nobody's business except my pants that I can't zip up anymore.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I'm trying desperately to drink my coffee, eat a nice breakfast, and watch some tv. Meanwhile my kid is on the couch and just blew his nose on my blanket.

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brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Do I Hate My Entire House or Am I Perimenopausal? Tales From My 40s.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Tired as hell, but Friday is here! Hope y'all have a good weekend doing something that makes you happy😎

A woman with wavy, shoulder-length brown hair is standing outside with tortoise shell sunglasses propped up on the top of her head. She is wearing a gray hoodie sweatshirt and the sun is shining above her.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Meetings after work are ok with me if I have some pretty scenery and some tiny critters to enjoy❤️

Pictured are two tent moth caterpillars. Their chrysalis is triangular and resembles the form of a tent. They were very active today!

You're peeking through the branches of oak and pine trees to see the rippled surface of blue lake water and golden rolling hills, dotted with green oak trees.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Not letting the anxiety and heartburn get in the way. I'm still a sexy thang.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Why am I so damn hungry this morning?? I ate a huge breakfast like 2 hours ago.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I'm no conflict resolution expert, but a glass of prosecco and a few pieces of garlic bread is a pretty excellent way to take the edge off.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Apparently asking my 12 year old to put on pants and brush his teeth during Spring Break is "oppressive."

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Me: Why is my suitcase so damn heavy? Wine and Champagne Bottles Inside: We have no idea

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

By the time I get used to how old I am, I'm ten years older than that

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

We should gift men the experience of wearing underwire bras with straps that are too narrow.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

music.youtube.com/watch?v=wM6y... Working to end this week in a positive direction ❤️

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Love Is Alive

YouTube video by Gary Wright - Topic

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Skulls MacKenzie 💀 @disposablehero.com · 25/03/2026

Today’s another one of those days where my brain is just circus music and static

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Tonight's deep thought: What is mid-life but to be hungry, horny, and tired all at once?

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Sangria slushies, also like the good Lord intended on this hot day🍷

Pictured is a tall and wide wine glass filled with a deep purple-ish red sangria slushie. On the counter are the ingredients: one small grape flavored Buzz Ball, a bottle of Pinot Noir wine, and a bottle of apple juice.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

On this day of rest, I'm picking popcorn out of my sweaty sports bra, like the good Lord intended.

Pictured from above is a woman holding a bowl of popcorn. She's sitting in a gray slipcovered chair and wearing gray leggings and a black tank top. The woman has short gray socks and black-gray athletic shoes on her feet. There is a small tan-colored dog and a candy corn dog toy at her feet.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Update from California: The Summer Equinox will now be observed on March 20. We're not sure what happened to Spring, but we might have had that for a few weeks in February. Who knows what crazy weather and seasonal combinations we can come up with next?

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Sizzling myself out in the sun like a slice of thick cut bacon.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

4:15pm - eating See's candy in last night's pajamas. Send me $400 for my book of inspirational wisdom because I'm basically your life coach right now.

There is an open box of See's candy in the writer's lap. Nothing is left inside the box, except brown, ruffled candy panties. The person holding the box is wearing a gray sweatshirt, blue pajama bottoms with a gold star pattern, and pink socks with red toes. A portion of the phrase, "I love you s'more," is visible across the front of the sock.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Meal prep in the tiny chaos kitchen: *Slow-cooked pork roast. -->Might become tacos or go in some fried rice? *Lentil soup w/ sweet potato & spinach. -->Getting scooped up with a warm hunk of bread. *BEC breakfast burritos, with green onion, spinach, and a splash of hot sauce.

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Erin Swartz (she/her) @bouzannesnaques.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Woke myself up with my own snoring this morning. Rude.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Mainly note to self

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