brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 9hWest coast baseball is a hate crime against me, a very tired person. Hoping to wake up to good news. 2140
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 20hOne point in favor of cats over dogs: I never had to tell my cats to stop digging through the trash. 370
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m rooting for Atlanta to beat the Dodgers because a) boo Dodgers, and b) I’d much rather have away games being played in EDT than PDT. 2160
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Your Milwaukee friends could use your thoughts & prayers today because it’s a west coast baseball night. 3130
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Motion to ban ads for violent/horror shows/movies from televised sporting events. 4180
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026got some NLCS game 1 tickets let’s fucking gooooooo boys! 2180
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have watched the replay of Jackson Chourio’s walk off hit a truly ridiculous number of times. October really is the best month. 0190
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The American League has the day off? What in the world? 120
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My first time taking the Borealis, and my hot take is that there is too much leg room. I can’t reach the foot rest. 😭 140
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Spending my afternoon in Chicago the way any overwhelmed working mom would: lounging in my hotel room. 2321
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026After reporting two streetlights out on our family walk tonight, I said, “There’s not a DPW patrol that looks for these things. WE are the patrol” in case you were under the delusion that I was ever cool. 2120
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The New York Times cooking section is always hilarious when it features “kid friendly” items - the cover to their latest one clearly shows at least five different ingredients all mixed together. I can’t even get my kid to put sauce on her pasta, but I’m sure she’ll eat a casserole LOL. 250
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Had to go through some credit card transactions with today with the rep from USAA, which is based in Texas. Me: “Oh yeah that was us, that’s our neighborhood custard stand.” Rep: “What’s that?” Me: “It’s like ice cream but richer because we thought ice cream wasn’t rich enough.” Ah Wisconsin. 0200
Reposted by brooke bikes mkeU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/10/2026#Recall: Gazelle USA Recalls Urban Arrow Cargo Electric Bikes; The front bolt in the seat post clamping mechanism can break, causing the seat to become loose, posing a fall hazard. Get repair. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027... 9202126
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The game starts at 7:30 on Saturday, and I have tickets to The Chicks at 8:30. I am in shambles.milwaukeerecord.comMandatory Milwaukee: Planning your personal life around the Brewers postseason scheduleFile this in the “good problems to have” category. 070
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I learned about this from the radio broadcast of today’s White Sox/Astros game, and I’m obsessed.mlb.comMunetaka Murakami introducing White Sox teammates to bidets 2131
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There’s a reason there are bike racks outside all the places my kid goes or has gone for extracurricular activities (because I requested them frok the city so I can bike my kid to her stuff). 0358
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me, thinking through the reality of my Saturday plans. 1100
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: I don’t want the dog in our bed. The dog: 1140
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All playoff baseball should be on broadcast TV. 090
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A sitting senator publicly confusing the Atlanta Hawks NBA team with the Iowa Hawkeyes women’s basketball team feels like it was a discarded subplot from Veep. 33910
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watched someone absolutely rip the wrong way down the one way street in front of my kid’s school today when I was dropping her off late. Love this for us. 030
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My favorite salad place has closed. I appreciate your thoughts and prayers in my time of trial. 180
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My neighborhood is filled with one way streets. Twice in recent days, I have watched drivers back up down the street rather than go around the block. And people wonder why I don’t let my kid wander the neighborhood alone! 180
Reposted by brooke bikes mkeMelissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife.com · 28/09/2026When it comes to road safety, cities have two choices: Adapt kids to traffic: keep them indoors and drive them everywhere. Or adapt traffic to kids: make streets safe enough to move as autonomous members of society. The choice says a lot about the kind of city we want to build. youtu.be/O_WjWRmQwtg 311251
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Why don’t kids play outside?” Maybe because you fucking assholes keep driving the wrong way on one way streets!!! 0154
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You have to bring your own seating to outdoor soccer. This sucks! 170
Reposted by brooke bikes mkeMilwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE 100-WIN CLUB 113236
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Milwaukee Brewers. This is our year. 3210
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“That’s like a bicycle if a bicycle were a station wagon.” -the bar back at Boone & Crockett, accurately describing my Tern GSD 1180
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Girls just want two things: a good dog and home field advantage for the entire playoffs. 0200
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026TFW you thought you signed your kid up for indoor soccer and you discover you signed her up for outdoor soccer… 1100
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A fun thing about being 44 is that yesterday I walked 5 miles, biked 5 miles, worked 9 hours, fed everyone, fell into bed exhausted, and then slept all the way until…4:15am. 😭 090
Reposted by brooke bikes mkeJarrett Walker @humantransit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Know anyone in Milwaukee, Wisconsin? Please forward them this. We need their feedback on difficult choices facing the transit system. www.ridemcts.com/programs/mct...ridemcts.com MCTS Forward MCTS Forward is a collaborative effort to think about the future of public transit in Milwaukee County. 12425
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I thought I had seen a lot of bad AI slop flyers, and then I saw this. 260
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hell yeah transplant discourse let’s go babyyyyyy 140
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Does anyone in the Milwaukee area have recommendations for doggie training school? He’s a good boy, but we need to work on some things. Will default to the Humane Society unless I find something better/equally as convenient. 540
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When your new dad and sister leave to run errands that you weren’t allowed to go on. 2230
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m sorry if I’m mean for the next few days. I don’t get my traps dry needled until Wednesday afternoon, and I’m in a lot of pain. 050
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I heard gas was increasing in value these days. 2200
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We’ve only owned cats as adults, so this is the start of a whole new adventure. Meet Ace. (We obviously have to buy him a bike trailer.) 5300
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I like living in a walkable neighborhood so my kid and I can walk to a brewery after school and hang out with the neighborhood cat. 0180
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m sorry, does one of the Pirates have a Creed song for his walk up music? Wow. That’s A Choice. 030
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It will never get old that North Shore Adult Diapers is a radio sponsor for the Brewers. The ad reads really are incredible. 280
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I will vote for any political candidate who vows to ban these chairs. 1241
brooke bikes mke @brookebikesmke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Chicago people! More questions because I cannot stay out of your area apparently. I need a good place for dinner between Union Station and the Auditorium Theater and a good breakfast place near Willis Tower that is open on Sundays (must be open early-ish, my train is at 11). 360
