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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 7h
Same. One of the most confusing trailers I've ever seen
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 9h
Wednesday
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very weird!
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I usually go to the office on Tuesdays, but today I didn't and three people asked where I was and whether I'd still like to get lunch together. What if people enjoy my company???
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Part of Alien's beauty lies in the fact that it emerged in the wake of a bunch of films that were all about the limitless wonder of outer space. And then there's this one, which details what happens when you get lost in a claustrophobic nightmare pocket of the universe.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What.
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Young Frankenstein
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 04/10/2026
In reflection, these leaves fallen across a puddle, have found a way back into their parents’ arms.
A photo of a puddle in the woods, with leaves across the surface and reflections of the trees they fell from.
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Read 80k words of miscommunication instead of doing any chores I planned for today
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not using twitter. Maybe someone will gif it and post to tumblr
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The video won't load for me which might be for the best
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nobody's going to believe that I didn't get back into hockey because of HR. (I got back into hockey because of the Olympics)
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little bit
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Noooo, not you too 😭
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Jessie🦇 @atropius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I caught the cutest thing ever on the Katmai bear cams
A photo of a large brown bear, taken from behind, laying on the ground with her back legs splayed out. Her two cubs are laying against her right side, both using her butt as a pillow. They're laying next to a river
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you do want to see this
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope they get to double digits soon
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty!
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
5 on my laptop, 40 on my phone
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love to feel so dizzy that I need to call in sick and can barely stand up
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a carpeted floor and I'm struggling
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hiroshi Yoshida (Japanese, 1876–1950) "Sailing Boats in the Morning, Inland Sea", 1926. Color Woodcut, 54.5 × 40 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#PSA
FOR THE LAST TIME…

Abyss = for staring into
Void = for screaming into

𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘴𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are they trying to acquire sebastian ahos?
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Daily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily red panda
Nofuu-chan, a wonderful 17 year old red panda happily puts on a cheeryface for their caretaker to take a photo of. Say hi to Nofuu-chan everyone!
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This should not be allowed
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't care what the weather's actually like, it's golden leaves and cream pumpkin soup time
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember when you could call a business and someone would answer the phone and you could ask a question and then you could hang up and have the answer to your question
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The first part of this book about Thomas Mann and his children reads like a queer soap opera and I'm here for it
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm so sorry
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There was so much family drama today and I drank so much alcohol about it
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jinx is about to unionize
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That was the only good thing about the heatwave this summer
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Went to an expressionism exhibit and am now spending the evening paralyzed by existential dread, so good job, expressionism exhibit!
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verit @asverit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
💫 FIGURE SKATING CALENDARS 2027 💫 • choose your own photos or get a special one with new options! 👀 • first preorders open till 30 Sep, second till 30 Nov • big goals: Shomarin @ Sectionals and Ikuko @ NHK — can get there with your support! ko-fi.com/veritphoto/s...
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pretty much
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, hate the assumption that long words would be difficult for an ESL character (and specifically Ilya) to understand
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boringpear @boringpear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Interesting! It's the second Monday in September or something like that in my part of Germany
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