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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t blame me, I voted for Duras
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I was gonna write a love song about Steve Schirripa, who played Bobby Bacala, it would probably be to the tune of I’m In Love With A Stripper. That’s all I got for now. But if I was gonna do it it would take a lot more work than that, it’s just a starting point.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/09/2026
Imagining a lib president who spent all day worrying about something called "the Kennedy Center" (idk what that is) while hamburgers cost $93
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They couldn’t get Berkman instead of Caminiti and do some kind of Killer Bees theme to go with the Honey Nut Cheerios bee?
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Really glad Lindsay got to see it before he went
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We’re just working up to it. First Lindsay then Mitch then
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Dawn at the Alamo, by Henry Arthur McArdle, late 19th c, 📸 by @gwephoto
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Absolutely flabbergasted at this framing
Tweet from Jeremy Fowler at ESPN that reads:

Deshaun Watson holds no ill will toward Cleveland despite rocky tenure, believes Todd Monken’s offense can bring out his best. 

More from our story with @DanielOyefusi on why Browns giving Watson another QB1 shot
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Tiger Woods
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Listen technically NOBODY needs a three. Millions of humans go years without hitting one and they survive just fine.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hire @briancgrubb.bsky.social. He would do a good job.
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
the problem for Siena and High Point is that polling schools have to win by a margin of at least 3 points or it's technically too close to call
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 09/03/2026
5 Ways to celebrate International Women’s Day that aren’t having bodily autonomy
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5 Ways to celebrate International Women’s Day that aren’t having bodily autonomy
Treat yourself to a walk outside! Spring has sprung, and getting outside is great for your mental health, and in most places you can still do it without someone stopping you to demand your last menstr...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20/02/2026
We asked people who lived in homeless encampments that were cleared out in city “sweeps” to write about what object was the hardest for them to lose. “They took my baby pictures and my moms obituaries,” a man in California wrote. (Published Dec. 2024)
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“I Have Lost Everything”: The Toll of Cities’ Homeless Sweeps
Cities often take belongings — including important documents and irreplaceable mementos — when they conduct sweeps of homeless encampments. ProPublica gave notecards to people across the country so th...
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The Beastie Boys in the video for So What’Cha Want
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
@dankmccoy.bsky.social please take this movie on
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Husky guys in cargo shorts, welcome to the resistance
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The US has the highest maternal mortality of any developed country … and it’s about to get a lot worse. Why? Pregnant women are afraid to go to the hospital for care. They’re labouring at home alone because ICE will grab them as soon as they give birth. This is dystopian.
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Only Catholics believe it becomes the true Air Force One. Protestants consider it symbolic
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 05/01/2026
Has a single american or european politician said a word
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 13/12/2025
This is one hell of a Claire Danes impression www.instagram.com/reel/DSDXKlt...
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Who could have seen this coming
Nov 13
U.S. Officials Raise Concerns About Saudi Arabia's Bid for F-35 Jets
A Pentagon intelligence report says China could try to acquire advanced F-35 technology in Saudi Arabia if the Trump administration sells jets to the kingdom.Nov 15
Trump Organization Is Said to Be in Talks on a Saudi Government
Real Estate DealNov 17
Trump Administration Live Updates: U.S. Will Sell F-35
Jets to Saudi Arabia, President Says
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Let’s remember some birds
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
(To the tune of Volare) 🎶 Ro Laren 🎶
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Paris Hilton? The New York disc jockey?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Big ups to the Hork
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
John Roberts’ Constitution: The federal government protecting people’s right to vote or giving them health care violates the sacred principle of state sovereignty but if the deranged POTUS and his bloodthirsty advisers want to use the military to invade other states for being too liberal that’s fine
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Great time to be a fentanyl dealer because all the guys who are supposed to investigate and prosecute you are going after doordash drivers and moms instead
Despite Trump's promises to take a tougher approach to drug enforcement, even high-priority cases have stalled as a result, four officials familiar with the cases told Reuters. One prosecutor said a fentanyl investigation he supervised was at a standstill because the agents who were leading it had been ordered to focus on deportations instead. Another official said investigations of drug rings have been delayed.
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Bunninho @bunninho.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
these dudes out here gesturing at speed limits on fury road
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
It’s hard to convey the insanity of a thirty-something White House staffer getting an interim US Attorney appointment and marching into the grand jury room alone four days later to indict the former Deputy Attorney General and Director of the FBI
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Remind me why this is the greatest constitution in the world if you can blatantly violate it with no consequences?
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It's always pon farr in here
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
We need this graphic superimposed on Taylor Townsend
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
JJ Zoolander
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Everyone already knows the Department of Defense is really of war. The point of the euphemism was to pretend it serves a morally justified role. But the boors in charge now have no need for fig leaves. Killing people isn't enough; the fun is in the bragging. They get off only on triggering the libs.
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
He must be from Philly cause he came to roast pork
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
This submarine kills fascists
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Boolean Casablancas @booleancasablancas.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I would also like to know if @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will denounce this raccoon
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Alan Cumming on bathroom bills: "Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
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