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Booniss Everdrunk

@bookiesnacksize.bsky.social
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Hobbit. Bookworm. Geek. Grotbomb. Voracious tea drinker. Murder Basement owner. Trash horror fan. Hot HR takes on old tv shows.

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
saw someone say fiscal drag would be the name of Margaret Thatcher's fashion line and I can't stop thinking about it
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh I'm so sorry for your loss. Massive love and hugs from both of us x
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was NOT prepared
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha the way I recoiled
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So did I!!
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Omg lol
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
True but I did find it being covered in crusty grave dirt to be a bit of a turn off tbh lol
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Love You! You're Welcome Heart Gesture
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I literally did a small scream. Girlfriend is in a graveyard, she can't even so much as pee after
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just watched the True Blood episode where Bill crawls out the ground and just rams his grave dirt encrusted dick up Sookie's vag
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Wtf
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Downvoting a skincare ad on reddit for using the word "beautymaxing"
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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#threadofbooks2026
The House of my Mother by Shari Franke.
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh that's a lovely bit of lore, thank you for sharing!
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ha yeah I know what you mean, I do need the incentive sometimes
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
VICTORY💪
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Shrek's Gingerbread Man Jumps for Joy
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mate I DREAM of a Free Lecky Day lol
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Free Lecky Hour in T-10 minutes, let's see if I can do laundry, hoover, shower, and get a cuppa in
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Spongebob is Ready!
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We just watched the first SUCKEH IS MAHN episode last night and I immediately thought of you haha
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
first Xmas present has arrived, look how cute!! (it's ok it's not a surprise, I had to tell the bloke to make sure he didn't also buy it for me lol)
Lego gingerbread AT AT
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All those joys are ahead of us lol
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Boobs
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
introducing the bloke to True Blood
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Knives Out It Makes No Damn Sense
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the Mega Collection? It's not in the bookcase as I'm reading it atm :)
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Celebrating @2000ad.bsky.social's #DayofDredd with my lil collection
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot Julies 50 feet away! 40! 30! 20! 10! Hot Julies in the room with us!
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot Julies in your area!
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Adam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 03/10/2026
The Star Wars hero we need!
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can't believe Julie hasn't followed me yet. Maybe she's a James Joyce fan
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think that might be your brain protecting itself
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having read the synopsis for Ulysses and Finnegans Wake I am also now a proud James Joyce hater
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We then covered The Housemaid, It Ends With Us (plus sequel) and of course Flowers in the Attic
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE haha
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A COLD PUDDING
Vladimir Nabokov, who had also admired Ulysses, described Finnegans Wake as "nothing but a formless and dull mass of phony folklore, a cold pudding of a book, a persistent snore in the next room ... and only the infrequent snatches of heavenly intonations redeem it from utter insipidity."
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR YOUR BULLSHIT SIR
H. G. Wells, in a personal letter to Joyce, argued that "you have turned your back on common men, on their elementary needs and their restricted time and intelligence ... I ask: who the hell is this Joyce who demands so many waking hours of the few thousands I have still to live for a proper appreciation of his quirks and fancies and flashes of rendering?"
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
during our conversation it turns out the bloke is a James Joyce hater, which has led me to read the most gloriously savage reviews of Finnegans Wake, cackling at not even worth reading if it cured the clap
When Ezra Pound, a former champion of Joyce's and admirer of Joyce's Ulysses, was asked his opinion on the text, he wrote "nothing so far as I can make out, nothing short of divine vision, or a new cure for the clap can possibly be worth all the circumambient peripherization.
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a most enjoyable morning reading synopses of Colleen Hoover, Frieda McFadden, and Virginia Andrews novels to the bloke while he periodically does this
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What The
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
reading the wiki synopsis of the new Colleen Hoover adaptation to the bloke and HOLD UP is Colleen Hoover really just the new Virginia Andrews
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You did the right thing. Remember they created the uncomfortable environment not you. Let them sit with their discomfort and don't feel bad about it
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
logging off, all of this is now Future Boo's problem
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Homer Simpson Burns Bridge - So Long Stink Town
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stops it getting all stinky from being damp too long as well, honestly well worth it
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg seriously a game changer for laundry
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You there boy! What day is this? Today? Why sir, it's new Meaco Low Energy Dehumidifier/Air Purifier delivery day!
We will deliveryour Meaco parcel today between 11:30-12:30.
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clearly I am too old for fashion now lol
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
me to my cat
TEXTS BETWEEN ELIZABETH HOLMES AND BALWANI
What this reveals about their relationship

"You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger* Elizabeth Holmes

"Ok." Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Btw this abomination is £35.99. And apparently 6k people have liked it. You can't trust people Jeremy gif.
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