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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25m
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1h
Joyce Carol Oates: you know Oates: i have a take Barker: oh shit Barker: oh shit this is gonna be good Poe: how do you figure? Barker: edgar Barker: it's a joyce carol oates take Barker: they're always good Poe: i don't know about that Barker: they're good to me, edgar
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 30/09/2026
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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White Female Mamdani🏳️‍🌈 @legamunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Sir Spooksalot \💤💤💤💤💤/ @sirhoopsalot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
she is 2kb tall #hoopsart
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Yoshitura Yamamoto @yoshiyamamoto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ralsword. Request word: Temptation
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
are you a honk/shuu or honk/mimimi kinda critter? 😴
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(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you like Mass Effect? Once More into the Void is basically the rules light, Mass Effect style RPG that plays in 1-3 sessions. The physical copies are $20 and whatever doesn't sell is going to be pulped bc it's too expensive to send them back up into Canada for storage.
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my sense of humor is so fucking shot that this image has been forcing me to stifle my laughter all day
A dark knight sitting on a throne, with the text:

"[Dark Souls] IS A DISH BEST SERVED [2]"
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It’s Olive Time @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rae the Doe - Creative Process Read the comic on Comics Kingdom: comicskingdom.com/rae-the-doe Support the comic on Patreon: patreon.com/raethedoe
ASK RAE
HOW DO YOU WRITE YOUR COMICS? WHAT IS YOUR CREATIVE PROCESS?

Rae explains with a neutral expression. 
RAE: HONESTLY, I NEVER PLAN THEM OUT IN ADVANCE. WHEN IT'S TIME TO DRAW COMICS I CLOSE MY EYES AND THEN.... I DON'T KNOW. I KINDA JUST BLACKOUT, SOMETIMES I WAKE UP A FEW MINUTES LATER, SOMETIMES IT HOURS. AND THERE IT IS: A FINISHED COMIC, AND NO MEMORIES OF WHAT HAPPENED DURING THAT TIME.

We see a green fish in a suit behind a desk. He’s a news anchor. 
NEWS ANCHOR: ...THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER BANK ROBBERY TODAY, WITH WITNESSES PERPLEXED AT THE ROBBER- WHO SEEMED TO BE SLEEP-WALKING- WAS MUTTERING SOMETHING ABOUT
"INDIANA JONES AND THE ESTRADIOL OF DESTINY.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
...
just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oil Crisis! Unpopular wars galvanizing student movements! Loss of trust in the office of the President! It's the Turbo 70s baby. Hopefully this will precipitate a return of dogshit Blues Rock that I love so very much.
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Cube Seal 🧊🦭 @cubeseal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leon E. Coyote #wilerunner
Resident Evil x Wile E Coyote parody
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VH commissions open @vhorgeus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
damn
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Doe @doekis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
buneary varients! <3 which one would you pick?
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yeah you can tell me the story as many times as u want, the tortoise was cooked bro
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
"You There! What Year Is It? What's Today's Headlines?"
[Chrono Trigger's Lucca adjusting her glasses.]
"What Quirky Way Are The People Referring To Dogs And Cats On The Internet? Can They Haz Cheezburger? Heckin Cattos? Thank God, There's Still Time...Listen, There's This Gorilla"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
incomingalbatross on tumblr: "There's a post somewhere out there about Smaug being a one-hobbit problem and the War of the Ring being a four-hobbit problem, and it is a very good and funny post but I would like to refine it further. No single event in the War of the Ring was so cataclysmic as to require four hobbits. It's just that they had several hobbit-level problems simultaneously, and even the best hobbit can't be everywhere at once.

So, the scale as I understand it:

* Smaug: one-hobbit problem
* The Witch-King: one-hobbit problem
* Denethor: one-hobbit problem
* Saruman: honestly could have been a one-hobbit problem but having two hobbits on it made them both less stressed
* The Ring: two-hobbit problem

(Although then of course there's the Scouring of the Shire, which, judging by hobbit involvement, is a whole new category of Problem.)"

sweetcardamom: "From @melliabee 's tags:

#Elrond: I'm sending you with four hobbits. use them wisely. #Gandalf (who only initially planned for one): this is gonna be bigger than I thought"

scleroticstatue: "I would like to point out that the Witch-King was actually a two-hobbit problem, because the Witch-King almost killed Merry and Pippin had to search for him to fix him up."

luminous-warrior: "I would also like to note that the One Ring actually turned out to be a three hobbit problem, considering the involvement of Gollum."

scleroticstatue: "Correct! Which means we have a spectrum!

* Regular kings of any size: 1 hobbit
* Supernatural kings of any size: 2 hobbits
* The devil himself: 3 hobbits"
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masha 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @esshemasha.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
laeffy
system of a clown. you ever think of that

elecmon
#WAKE UP #*honk*
#GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE
MAKEUP
#*bicycle horn*
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EvanSKVRL @evanskvrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important information for Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner shippers:
A photo of Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner nose-to-nose. Caption reads: "I don't know where the post is in question now since I saw it years ago, but to whoever did the post noting that greater roadrunner males do courtship races and then basically said 'which could mean nothing' with this picture of Wile E and Roadrunner...

... I hope you enjoyed Coyote vs Acme."Top caption: "It's actually even better than that"

There is a screenshot of a Wikipedia article that reads: "Until a mate is found, greater roadrunners typically live a solitary life. They are monogamous, forming long-term pair bonds. Breeding season begins from mid-March to early September. Courtship behaviors between greater roadrunners are a lengthy process including a combination of chasing, tail wagging, play-fighting, and acoustic signals."

The bottom caption reads: "No wonder he missed Wile E, they're practically engaged by roadrunner standards."A screenshot of a Google summary of roadrunner courtship rituals. Two sections are circled with arrows pointing to screenshots of Wile E. and Road Runner.

The first is "Food offerings" and points to an image of Road Runner in front of a pile of bird seed set out by Wile E. Coyote.

The second is "Foot chases" and points to an image of Wile E. chasing Road Runner, who is looking back at him with a smile.

A bottom caption reads: "Found it on Twitter but yeah, for someone so smart, Wile has no idea he proposed and Roadie said yes."
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 15/09/2026
Old concept I tried that I wanted to try again on. Print available here: mleelunsford-shop.fourthwall.com/products/whe...
A parody Scooby-Doo piece trying to look like a 1960's thriller movie poster
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Rick @combattlerrickv.exportaud.io · 25/03/2026
This is a video that should be on all platforms with video So here is Sugita Tomokazu + Nakamura Yuuichi + Sakurai Takahiro Playing the Yu Yu Hakusho video game all as Chu to do Norio Wakamoto impressions
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site
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HexNexusDan @hexnexusdan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's kind of funny how things can just happen like this
The domino meme, where on the bottom right is the text "Merchant character from Dragon Quest 4 gets a spin-off title where he gets treasure from a dungeon to provide for his family", referencing the first ever Mystery Dungeon game, Torneko's Great Adventure. On the top left at the big domino is the text "People want to turn into Pokemon", referencing how the creation of the Mystery Dungeon series led to the creation of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and its plot involving the main character being a human transformed into a Pokemon, causing a lot of people to recognize their love for Pokemon transformation as well as other related aspects.
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Miss Gender
@girldrawsghosts
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I love that every character in Star Wars is dressed in robes and tunics except for aunt beru who is dressed like she is force sensitive to newport 100s
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
victini
You can control white people by giving them cheese

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cheese is so good tho

victini
I got one
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
goatsandgangsters
vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 09/09/2026
See? AI is fine and Good. It's a Good thing. This is the kind of stuff that only Good things do
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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Bundist|Reconstruction 2|UltraDavid @ultradavid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Imo it's unironically wonderful to consider the bond we share with people removed from us by thousands of years & thousands of miles & who knows how many lifeway changes still joking about farts by using a word very similar to the one we still use today. It makes me feel very human, very connected
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