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Blake Messina

@bmessina.bsky.social
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Making memories with Rip City. Past:⚡️& 🐻. Helped with @sheaserrano.bsky.social first NYTBS at 3 AM. I’ve wined & dined with queens & kings, and slept in alleys, dining off pork & beans. He/Him/BROTHER

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
jason benetti you are my GOAT
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just said to my wife that RedZone is basically NFL TikTok. She immediately understood the appeal.
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also this gorgeous boi has come around the last month or so
Anna’s Hummingbird aka Ruby-Throated Hummingbird
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s been fascinating watching the birds mature - the young male has really had the green back + ruby throat come in lately, and with the added fuchsia and impatiens on our balcony there’s been more activity!
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whatcha thinkin?
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
KHIMmeth Walker Is this anything @jbbrisco.com @realmnchiefsfan.bsky.social @bynatetaylor.bsky.social
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No thank you, no, no thanks, I’m good
Colin Cowherd and Sophie Cunningham
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not even 12 hours back in Kansas and my uncle and I are going back and forth on “The Muslims” hell yeah we’re so back
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/09/2026
(threateningly) I’m gonna yum your yuck
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 28/08/2026
Portlanders, if you like things like “accountability for police,” some businesses you might consider avoiding: Mother’s Bistro Le Pigeon Pink Martini Kachka Flor Wines Phuket Cafe Canard Langbaan Allora Hat Yai Papa Haydn Khao Soi Eem OK Chicken PaaDee Yaowarat Freeland Spirits Fields B&G Wilf’s
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Come on man not Tim Curry too 😭
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My niece/goddaughter was a direct beneficiary of the Imagination Library - an incredible project that would be the defining legacy alone of someone’s life, and yet it was a side passion project for Dolly.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton 😭 took the wrong 80 year old
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why stop there? How about we outfit the drones with guns to stop the shooters? In addition to arming the teachers (as a backup in case the drones run out of battery) of course.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can we please make this the new Tony Snell meme
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Edward Hopper had such a way of making everyday life feel like something sinister was always lurking.
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I wish I had gotten to experience my childhood here but better late than never
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Few better compliments out there than when a tattoo artist commends you on how still you sat during the tattoo.
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mama has had chicks and it pretty much confirms they are nesting right outside our apartment - I will kill for them
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me watching that Trail Blazers schedule release
static.klipy.com
Spongebob: He's Back
ALT: Spongebob: He's Back
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Man, this guy really does have the juice
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Have the day you voted for
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Big Fire dub, great performance for my first WNBA game which was sorely overdue. My one takeaway? Carla Leite has the JUICE
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
so many people think Portland Oregon is a burned-down radical antifa wasteland when it’s mostly just stuff like this
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A far-right Republican mouthpiece using “little girls belong!” for their side in 2026 is….a choice
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Taco Bell forgot to put any hot sauce in with my order so if this is the last y’all hear from me, you understand why
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You say “crude” I say “effectiveness in legislative action”
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Brings me joy knowing I ruined a few transphobes days after all this Sophie Cunningham bullshit. Wooo boy that’s a special type of hatred, like shooting fish in a barrel.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The big lesson of the Caitlin Clark story is that you do not want the stupids to care about you too much
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Brings me great joy to report that Piroshky Piroshky at T Mobile Park is just as good as the Pike’s Place location
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have no mouth and I must scream
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ok this would rip actually
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ok, I'm a fan of Haaland now after that smack he gives the 2nd kid
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
HOLY MOLY
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LASER BEAM HOLY SMOKES
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This should be considered for a Pulitzer
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s nice to live in a state where senators are doing something for the people.
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
House minority leader announces contempt for democracy
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The female seems to be dropping by more frequently, wonder if it’s nearing egg/chick time. Of course now my mental health will be inordinately reliant on their wellbeing if that’s true.
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BBC News went live to Cabo Verde and then Cabo Verde scored a goal. Absolute scenes.
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Blake Messina @bmessina.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is how to appeal to key demos!
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i like when people hold up kyrie irving as the preeminent woke NBA player like he wasn’t insanely an anti vax guy in 2021
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
this is for cleanthony early and ron baker
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