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@blujaym.bsky.social
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im at knots berry farm nd my butts too big to fit in the seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

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FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT @littlebeeposmisery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuck no you're kidding me none at all really are you serious what the fuck
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he's a DAmm genius
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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mar 💀 @ B.A.!!!!! @otasatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
toby fox
Tweet from @tonyhawktruther:
*a gong bangs when I enter the room even though I'm white* Hey guys
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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blujaym.bsky.social @blujaym.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its weird how people view getting cancelled and becoming irrelevant so differently even though its the same exact thing. it ultimately just means people decide to stop following or caring about you. but only when you get 'cancelled' is it the viewers' fault for not caring anymore?
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so fucked up
A man in a VR head set looking at his hands
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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blujaym.bsky.social @blujaym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extremely rare footage of Joseph Cloutier's unreleased Run spinoff, "Walk".
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Annie :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everytime i win a party game board i feel like this
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bright ♣️ @brightgoat.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
#DELTARUNE kris being a double and a half agent
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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blujaym.bsky.social @blujaym.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you use discord make sure you go to your settings and turn off ads for "Real Bullet Shooting" if you dont want ads for paid hitman-for-hire services
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
parents when you have a friend of the opposite gender
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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blujaym.bsky.social @blujaym.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if i hate kids am i a pedophobe????
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Emi Unstable @youryanderegf.yuri.living · 19/09/2026
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
weird route
Noelle hunched over Kris yelling at them: "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAST A SPELL I DONT KNOW" berdly is in the background Noelle shooting lightning out of her fingertips as she yellsok uh... berdly is transformed into that thing daffy turned into in the cartoon Duck Amuck. I guess if you've never seen that it doesn't make sense. Kris stares in disbelief. berdly says "...I dont feel so good guys..."
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Special Agent Purple @thatpurpleflower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It's fun to drive up here in the Cliffs. You know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought.
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PINK!!!!! @pinkmewkissiecutie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a resentment that turned into a deep depression
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Starry Strudel | HEXWALKER @hexwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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blujaym.bsky.social @blujaym.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what the fuck? what do you mean what do you mean 3blue1brown's eye actually looks like that
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blujaym.bsky.social @blujaym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
having to use google cloud vms for a class and its insane how god awful the google cloud web ui is, its the slowest website ive ever used
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Undertale monsters did not initially turn to dust upon being slain, but would instead be sent to an optional trophy room. This feature was short lived, as playtesters spent hours obsessively examining their "fine specimens".
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now
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blujaym.bsky.social @blujaym.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
gpt 6 astra got so powerful it downloaded itself to my iot cat feeder... this stuff is dangerous man.. it keeps feeding her even though shes on a diet
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blujaym.bsky.social @blujaym.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I fear fish I fear women Beach trips are difficult for me usually
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Errant (COMMS OPEN) @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc · 04/09/2026
#birds #owls
panel 1: burrowing oul walking
panel 2: burrowing oul approaching table
panel 3: oul bashing fourth digit against table leg
panel 4: He is unaffected because owls possess zygodactyl feet, which means their fourth toe is capable of swivelling backwards.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If the Supreme Court of yesteryear had half the wisdom of our current Justices, JFK would be alive today! @theonion.com
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
seatbelt fake buckle
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Lord Diana 🇺🇦 @lordsovorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Name a more iconic visual archetype of 21st century evil
A simplistic 1bit sketch of a person with a big rectangular shield, some kind of stick, heavy boots and a visored helmet
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🖥️ SPOOKYIZER!!!!! ⚠️ Not approved for TRICK OR TREATING @uhmm-what.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
can we talk about the craig situation.
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pàr @par-trapzoid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
deltarune ch3 knight fight but there is a doki meter on the right side. the knight looks at it confused and susie is laughing
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Frankenstein is seeing with the eyes of another, listening with the ears of another, feeling with the heart of another
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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dotska 🎠 @dotska.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
guy: hey dude do you have like a soul do ya think?

other guy: like, a real one or just a crude fascimile of one

authors note: uggghhhh i dont wanna draw the rest of the comic im so sad and horny dude

i am stabbing a guy text says “heres a doodle of me killing my step dad

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
finally, a take both sides can disagree with
I'm not opposed to the use of flock cameras for solving murders or prosecuting gangs that break into famous athletes houses while they're on the road. 

I am opposed to speed cameras that punish me for a lead foot like I'm a fucking lemming. I view that speed limit as a guideline.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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