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mrs. hat man

@bluedayschild.bsky.social
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please stop taking benadryl I miss my husband

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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My favorite Tim Curry role is always gonna be the sexy anthropomorphized pollution goo monster from the children's movie about environmentalism. WHY was he so sexy. Why was his chin so square.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sorry, just saw "pursey grens" content on tiktok. Need a minute.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Curry Barker's Obsession is actually a retelling of the "would you rather be in a forest alone with a man or a bear" meme from a few years ago.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good time to highly recommend the short story "Why won't women say what they want" by Danielle Evans (from The Office of Historical Corrections).
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A "pristine" record of not assaulting people is the lowest fucking bar.
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh honey, you bet your life.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh nothing, just thinking about these posters for a production of Macbeth in South Korea again.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I am sorry if it is inconvenient for Democrats that I feel this isn't good enough, and that I'd need to see substantial changes in terms of increased worker, renter, environmental, and consumer protections for me to even remotely feel optimistic about this country's future.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🗣️ we love and defend our trans and nonbinary siblings!!
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I googled "statin" and the first result was a mayo clinic article that would confirm this patient's suspicions about her side effects. Isn't the mayo clinic considered good info? Our information environment just sucks for everything it seems.
A Google search result for "statin" from the Mayo clinic with the sub description listing side effects  as muscle pain and mental fog
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Only a few minutes in and already wheezing at "Ralph Laurén" 😭😭😭 like he is Sophia Loren's nepo baby 😭😭😭
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I have never been more scared of a Dr. Strangelove situation actually happening, but instead of an unhinged general, it's AI, just hallucinating towards Bethlehem.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ACAB includes the guards from Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
As a NJ->MA girlie, I thought the biggest issue here was having Wheel of Fortune come on before Jeopardy, but it's actually what people in Boston refer to as "milkshakes." It's just.... flavored milk. Imagine ordering a milkshake and getting a glass of Nesquik.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"A *quart* of ice cream every hour" is gonna stay with me.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"those are a lot of boos for them"
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Alex McLevy @alexm247.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I have once again made The Mistake (going to a social event with no clear exit plan).
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
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Jeff Betten @jeffbetten.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This came to me in a dream
30 Rock meme but with Counting Crows
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Mancini’s Scarf @mancinisscarf.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.eurosky.social · 19/10/2025
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr:

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

#IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 15/10/2025
A common pattern I hear again and again, is "Most people in the USA want [good thing]!" Sure! That would be great! If we hadn't intentionally designed a system of government to give outsized political power to the subset of US white voters that consistently and repeatedly want "[bad thing]." Oops!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2025
My problem with everything is that I know For A Fact that the purpose of life is frivolity. It is to fool around & pursue joy.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 15/09/2025
You said that’s what you like so I got it for you.
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Grapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It's not that I didn't tell you, Im actually just testing discoverability.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
star trek is horror to me because the teleporters definitely kill you and make someone else
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Do you think Nathan Fielder is in the sky flying a plane right now?
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
A white guy in a jeep just pulled up outside my house and started harassing us about our LGBTQIA+ flag. He seemed really unhinged, be aware #dorchester #dot
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Just realized that my favorite book is probably my favorite book because the antagonists are: the main character's mother, then a church, and then god.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
hello my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals”
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
me (overalls) and who
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/01/2025
Who up wandering around like Théoden King muttering hauntedly "how did it come to this"?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
There's an Oscar Wilde quote that hit me like a ton of bricks today. "Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary."
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Yes, this is what I've been trying to explain to the Trump voter in my fam, with whom I have low contact - it's not the vote, it's that the vote highlights the things I already struggled with, e.g. their love of punishment, control and intolerance.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/12/2024
To my trans 🏳️‍⚧️ kin: You are important. You count. Your presence in this world matters. Your identity and medical needs are valid. Stay with us ♥️ www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Stay With Us — Assigned
Assigned Media wants you to live! And, what keeps us steadfast and ready to meet the moment is the example of other members of our community who refuse to let fear or hopelessness keep them from their...
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
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Defector @defector.com · 06/11/2024
This place is all fucked up: defector.com/this-place-i...
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This Place Is All Fucked Up | Defector
It doesn’t appear to have been close. Georgia flipped for Trump. Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, too. The Blue Wall crumbled like Jericho’s. Just about everywhere voted redder than in 2020. Young people w...
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY
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Tall Rob @grandrobert.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
The way this Tressie McMillan Cottom reply blew my hair back…
Image from NYTimes.

Healy: If Harris wins, are there steps she could take to unify the country? Or do you think unity will be out of reach?

Cottom: Why would a President Harris be expected to unify a country that was never unified before? I want her to expand the court, make care work part of American infrastructure and use the bully pulpit responsibly. I don't care about unity.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 01/10/2024
I am grateful for TNC many many reasons, among them because he is one of those people whose devotion to truth and decency makes me feel like maybe I'm not completely fucking insane
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
This post from a teacher at Apalachee HS. Every politician should be required to read it and explain their plan for preventing this from ever happening again.
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­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­  ­ hamgod . ­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­­ skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin · 24/08/2024
i told my mom about trying testosterone and she was just like “just do not take so much that the audacity sets in” which was really funny to me
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