Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Here's a life hack for my fellow, she's, they's, and girly boys; you can use your train case as a weapon. Just ask @magicode.bsky.social, he has permanent brain damage. 🥰 020
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I hope that there are willing rent boys wherever Lindsay Graham ends up, and hopefully, way less HPV. 010
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I remember the "Betty Crocker eyes" jokes, and I will have you know that I hold grudges of a sexual nature. Do not test me. I will get married and punish you by not using Betty Crocker products you sick fuck. 010
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I have outgrown Utah in every way. I'm a New Yorker now. Pizza Rat and I are very hot and heavy. ✨static.klipy.comMidnight Cowboy: Dustin Hoffman's 'I'm Walkin Here!'ALT: Midnight Cowboy: Dustin Hoffman's 'I'm Walkin Here!' 120
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I'm what happens when a handful of loose glitter and a dictionary start throwing hands in a Taco Bell parking lot. ✨ 021
Reposted by Write or Die 🦕Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026You better come inside and kiss me. 101
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We have come full circle. Blue Sky saved my life. Thank you for being the best. John Mulaney, yes, I will marry you. 120
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I made it to The Road Home.static.klipy.comDora and Boots Ride Azul The Blue TrainALT: Dora and Boots Ride Azul The Blue Train 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026First of all, I’m the real Slim Shady. Please take several seats. 💅 110
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Love Island? More like “Thirsty Gay Tossers.” 💅static.klipy.comThat Don't Impress Me MuchALT: That Don't Impress Me Much 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’m at the University of Utah hospital Starbucks and I’m starving. Help. 110
Reposted by Write or Die 🦕Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 12/07/2026some of the loudest white supremacists and white nationalists i've had the displeasure of knowing had melanin you have got to be white asf 262
Reposted by Write or Die 🦕Agnes of Caerbanogg 🐇🐹🦜🐈⬛ @agnes-bunnypants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Judged and found guilty of a serious lack of treatage 😆 152
Reposted by Write or Die 🦕Childless Cat Lady 🐈 🇦🇺 💙 @buryevidence.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Where are my fellow weirdos at? 💙🤪☺️💙 2729158
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Where in the world is Anne Shirley?static.klipy.comMatty Matheson: Pouring Syrup on WafflesALT: Matty Matheson: Pouring Syrup on Waffles 020
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yearning is such exquisite torture. ✨ youtu.be/EVdXsA_2OXI?...youtu.beKeasbey NightsYouTube video by Streetlight Manifesto - Topic 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Oh help. It’s little old me. The damsel in distress. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley? 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026In trouble in the bushes again. Where in the world is Anne Shirley? 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This brothel needs some updating. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley? 020
Reposted by Write or Die 🦕Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Mitch McConnell is in my backyard right now - he’s sleeping on our patio couch enjoying the sun. 2262
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Jack, the Neopolitan ice cream is melting in the sun 010
Reposted by Write or Die 🦕Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026She anne on my widde til i combe 5183
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Petition to forcibly take “Spiderman,” away from Donavan Mitchell and give it to the obvious heir apparent, Tyrese Haliburton. He’s the geeky Spidey we need ✨ 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Every single time I even THINK about tequila, I gag. 😭 010
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Petition for Michael Che’ and Colin Jost to let me write their adversarial Weekend Update jokes for SNL. I will ruin their careers with so much joy. ✨static.klipy.comAdventure Time Princess BubblegumALT: Adventure Time Princess Bubblegum 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Everyone, Colon is bricked.static.klipy.comColin Jost: For Shizzle on SNLALT: Colin Jost: For Shizzle on SNL 000
Reposted by Write or Die 🦕Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 11/07/2026If your name is Sarah and you’re not telling people it’s short for Triceratops, what are you even doing with your life? 68817
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Guess who Jack stranded again? This bitch. 💅🤡 100
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Luka are you gonna leave your girl here! The Lakers can save me. LeBron I’ll be nice. 😘 Austin flip your hair to me. Walker please. 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ryan, I bought your gin. I’m so poor. I drank all of it. I liked it a lot. Save me. I’m too pretty for the gutter. 000
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Josh I need comedy and other Josh, I’m glad we can’t make more gingers. 000