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Write or Die 🦕

@write-or-die.bsky.social
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Writer, basketball freak Here to fuck shit up and to resist the freefall of fascism “Good Trouble” Devout Misandrist 💍🦞✨📎

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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We have come a long, long, way baby. ✨
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Here's a life hack for my fellow, she's, they's, and girly boys; you can use your train case as a weapon. Just ask @magicode.bsky.social, he has permanent brain damage. 🥰
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hope that there are willing rent boys wherever Lindsay Graham ends up, and hopefully, way less HPV.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I remember the "Betty Crocker eyes" jokes, and I will have you know that I hold grudges of a sexual nature. Do not test me. I will get married and punish you by not using Betty Crocker products you sick fuck.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have outgrown Utah in every way. I'm a New Yorker now. Pizza Rat and I are very hot and heavy. ✨
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Midnight Cowboy: Dustin Hoffman's 'I'm Walkin Here!'
ALT: Midnight Cowboy: Dustin Hoffman's 'I'm Walkin Here!'
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm what happens when a handful of loose glitter and a dictionary start throwing hands in a Taco Bell parking lot. ✨
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You better come inside and kiss me.
Victory day kiss
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We have come full circle. Blue Sky saved my life. Thank you for being the best. John Mulaney, yes, I will marry you.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I made it to The Road Home.
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Dora and Boots Ride Azul The Blue Train
ALT: Dora and Boots Ride Azul The Blue Train
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love him so much.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
First of all, I’m the real Slim Shady. Please take several seats. 💅
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Love Island? More like “Thirsty Gay Tossers.” 💅
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That Don't Impress Me Much
ALT: That Don't Impress Me Much
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m at the University of Utah hospital Starbucks and I’m starving. Help.
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 12/07/2026
some of the loudest white supremacists and white nationalists i've had the displeasure of knowing had melanin you have got to be white asf
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✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
jimmy pimento: BITE EACH OTHERS DICKS OFF!
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Agnes of Caerbanogg 🐇🐹🦜🐈‍⬛ @agnes-bunnypants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Judged and found guilty of a serious lack of treatage 😆
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Childless Cat Lady 🐈 🇦🇺 💙 @buryevidence.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Where are my fellow weirdos at? 💙🤪☺️💙
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Beauty wants the Beast.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Matty Matheson: Pouring Syrup on Waffles
ALT: Matty Matheson: Pouring Syrup on Waffles
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Where in the world is Anne Shirley? ✨
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yearning is such exquisite torture. ✨ youtu.be/EVdXsA_2OXI?...
youtu.be
Keasbey Nights
YouTube video by Streetlight Manifesto - Topic
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh help. It’s little old me. The damsel in distress. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In trouble in the bushes again. Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Go fetch!
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This brothel needs some updating. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Marco!
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is in my backyard right now - he’s sleeping on our patio couch enjoying the sun.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jack, the Neopolitan ice cream is melting in the sun
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She anne on my widde til i combe
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Petition to forcibly take “Spiderman,” away from Donavan Mitchell and give it to the obvious heir apparent, Tyrese Haliburton. He’s the geeky Spidey we need ✨
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Miss Lizzy @misslizzy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Alchemy
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every single time I even THINK about tequila, I gag. 😭
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Petition for Michael Che’ and Colin Jost to let me write their adversarial Weekend Update jokes for SNL. I will ruin their careers with so much joy. ✨
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Adventure Time Princess Bubblegum
ALT: Adventure Time Princess Bubblegum
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Everyone, Colon is bricked.
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Colin Jost: For Shizzle on SNL
ALT: Colin Jost: For Shizzle on SNL
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I got nothing. He’s my lobster. 🦞
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If your name is Sarah and you’re not telling people it’s short for Triceratops, what are you even doing with your life?
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Guess who Jack stranded again? This bitch. 💅🤡
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Guardian, for real, I may need a doctor.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Luka are you gonna leave your girl here! The Lakers can save me. LeBron I’ll be nice. 😘 Austin flip your hair to me. Walker please.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Key, please help. I can’t keep my head up.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Silly goose Ryan’, take me to PEI.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ryan, I bought your gin. I’m so poor. I drank all of it. I liked it a lot. Save me. I’m too pretty for the gutter.
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Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Josh I need comedy and other Josh, I’m glad we can’t make more gingers.
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