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mrs. hat man

@bluedayschild.bsky.social
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please stop taking benadryl I miss my husband

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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's so important to ask your kids what they think or know about things. For example, today I found out my 6yo believes ASMR stands for Amber Stole a Man's Robot and that the aforementioned Amber is responsible for making every ASMR sound ever, using her stolen robot.
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this performance and Hexxus were a real one-two punch to the elder millennial brain
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For millennial men, I feel like this was Fight Club -- way too many missed the critique of male anxiety. I think the director even said to beware any guy who said this was his fave movie.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My favorite Tim Curry role is always gonna be the sexy anthropomorphized pollution goo monster from the children's movie about environmentalism. WHY was he so sexy. Why was his chin so square.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sorry, just saw "pursey grens" content on tiktok. Need a minute.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"a third Blippi"
The "a second plane" meme of some guy whispering to George W at a children's event
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Both the bear and the man can be dangerous, but the man can simultaneously try to convince you, and himself, that he is a "nice guy," while completely disregarding your desires/safety/life. What bear lies about his own nature this way?
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Curry Barker's Obsession is actually a retelling of the "would you rather be in a forest alone with a man or a bear" meme from a few years ago.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Beautiful, and especially noticing the freckles!!
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The "he's about at his limit" guy from The Chair Company.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good time to highly recommend the short story "Why won't women say what they want" by Danielle Evans (from The Office of Historical Corrections).
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm paraphrasing something I saw on mastadon: if, as Arthur C Clarke says, advanced technology can be indistinguishable from magic, then a difficult bug or bad technology can be considered a curse.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A "pristine" record of not assaulting people is the lowest fucking bar.
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
wint @dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh honey, you bet your life.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Also, for many businesses, this fee is never refunded, so even if the business wins the dispute, they lose money. In the restaurant industry, a common processor charges $15 per chargeback, which can wipe out several orders worth of profit.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Women don't like the ferments.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh nothing, just thinking about these posters for a production of Macbeth in South Korea again.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I am sorry if it is inconvenient for Democrats that I feel this isn't good enough, and that I'd need to see substantial changes in terms of increased worker, renter, environmental, and consumer protections for me to even remotely feel optimistic about this country's future.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🗣️ we love and defend our trans and nonbinary siblings!!
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bartleby running around, knocking over every pile of skulls.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I literally keep buying the kinda wrong lip shade for myself because the best shades for me have the word "mauve" in the description and my brain says "eeew no thanks let's try a pink again"
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The point around ppl making money off of peptide sales - ok, but we also pay doctors and for prescriptions. Maybe only free* healthcare solves this, then paying for supplements would feel scammier. (*Free at the point of care, funded through taxes, i know nothing is free, etc)
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I googled "statin" and the first result was a mayo clinic article that would confirm this patient's suspicions about her side effects. Isn't the mayo clinic considered good info? Our information environment just sucks for everything it seems.
A Google search result for "statin" from the Mayo clinic with the sub description listing side effects  as muscle pain and mental fog
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Only a few minutes in and already wheezing at "Ralph Laurén" 😭😭😭 like he is Sophia Loren's nepo baby 😭😭😭
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I have never been more scared of a Dr. Strangelove situation actually happening, but instead of an unhinged general, it's AI, just hallucinating towards Bethlehem.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ACAB includes the guards from Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
As a NJ->MA girlie, I thought the biggest issue here was having Wheel of Fortune come on before Jeopardy, but it's actually what people in Boston refer to as "milkshakes." It's just.... flavored milk. Imagine ordering a milkshake and getting a glass of Nesquik.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Tom Servo: Crow. Crow: Tom Servo. Tom Servo: What do you know about Birdemic?
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is pretty much the premise of the If Books Could Kill podcast, they've covered Brooks, Friedman, Gladwell (2x), Steven Pinker, Yasha Mounk, Bari Weiss, Caitlyn Flannigan.... all perfect Dumbest-but-Reputationally-Smart-Guy candidates.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"A *quart* of ice cream every hour" is gonna stay with me.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Writing a book a day via AI because I need more paper/fiber for the sauce bsky.app/profile/megh...
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"those are a lot of boos for them"
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Alex McLevy @alexm247.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
There was a second shooting last night at the corner of Park and Whitfield, the police think it could be connected (just houses hit, no one hurt)
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I have once again made The Mistake (going to a social event with no clear exit plan).
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
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Jeff Betten @jeffbetten.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This came to me in a dream
30 Rock meme but with Counting Crows
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Mancini’s Scarf @mancinisscarf.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.eurosky.social · 19/10/2025
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr:

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

#IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 15/10/2025
A common pattern I hear again and again, is "Most people in the USA want [good thing]!" Sure! That would be great! If we hadn't intentionally designed a system of government to give outsized political power to the subset of US white voters that consistently and repeatedly want "[bad thing]." Oops!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2025
My problem with everything is that I know For A Fact that the purpose of life is frivolity. It is to fool around & pursue joy.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 15/09/2025
You said that’s what you like so I got it for you.
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Grapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It's not that I didn't tell you, Im actually just testing discoverability.
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
star trek is horror to me because the teleporters definitely kill you and make someone else
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mrs. hat man @bluedayschild.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Do you think Nathan Fielder is in the sky flying a plane right now?
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