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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫

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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
begging people under 20 to actually watch the shows they are a fan of instead of just clips on tiktok
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i never feel more betrayed by a video game than when a JRPG boss heals itself
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
don't ask me why i know this but the hungarian version of 2ba master has a really good cover of viridian city
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Pokémon - Viridian City (Hungarian) - Tengerzöld város
YouTube video by Kristóf Muzsik
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the US economy in 2026 is just gambling and mechanical turks
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ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ @camson88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy 25th anniversary to the first season DVD set! 📀 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever @mikepriceinla.bsky.social
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Justin Rawlins @justinrawlins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Spooky Season to all who celebrate
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i want to tell my younger self that it's 2026, inexplicably there is a new episode of Futurama and perhaps more inexplicably i don't feel very excited to watch it
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are collectively like 1 bad event away from people starting up Analogue TV stations again. The people crave authenticity. Something's gotta give.
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David the Gnomie @davidthegnomie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who’s your favorite alcoholic sitcom character?
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Pint Of Wine Red Dwarf
ALT: Pint Of Wine Red Dwarf
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Experts fear that a superintelligent AI would be capable of stealing all of humanity’s basketball talent. The AI could wad humanity into a ball and dribble us down the court for a slam dunk
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
104 years ago today, Charles Montgomery Burns was born. Go to hell, you old bastard! #TheSimpsons
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is astounding to me that the industry has completely forgotten how to make television since streaming happened.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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“Spooky” Tom Guycott @thomasguycott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy birthday to a real champ.
A cartoon Sega Dreamcast with googly eyes sits on a table and is talking with its lid as a mouth:

“OH NO! MY CMOS BATTERY DIED! I CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE!”

“HA HA! JUST KIDDING! YO, WHAT TIME IS IT?”
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Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
'Sonic Adventure' was released on the SEGA Dreamcast 27 years ago today in the US.
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
People how long been confused about this theological conundrum, but hopefully this diagram can illustrate the idea better.
"The father is not the son" diagram meme but with Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
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mors @mors.games · 31/08/2026
fun sonic fact of the day: did you guys know that the official website for sonic adventure 2 is still up? sonic.sega.jp/sonicadv2/
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Three men walk into a bank. One of them leaves, but the others stay for a while.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This feels mildly like cheating because of how the scope expands.
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
forget any definition by lineage or legality, "family" is anyone you're still actively making fun of for something that happened 20 years ago
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
One time I had really awful insomnia. In my disturbed state of mind, I turned on Brickleberry and challenged it to make me laugh once.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i am BEGGING youtubers to stop treating lavaliere and shotgun mics like they're handheld. it looks ridiculous.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Wookiee Of The Year @wookieeoftheyear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my man did it twice
Bruce Campbell in the adventures of brisco county jrBruce Campbell in Jack of all trades
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 09/08/2026
“Jetsoooooooon! What do you think is at the center of a man? His heart? No; don’t be a child. His soul? No; are you a fool. The ticking core of all things, you know this Jetson, is its sprocket. The sprocket of man.”
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Two of the four films I've seen that were produced by Sega involve child murder.
Poster for "The End of Evangelion"Poster for "Sonic the Hedgehog 3"
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sometimes the past feels like an alien planet (spotted at a goodwill in north carolina)
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(me, watching something from the 30s) boy, everyone in this movie is dead. except possibly that baby.
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I had this as a kid and you better believe I just traced the finished Sonics and never once attempted to follow the instructions. I would also write "Sonic the Headchog" on the paper.
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Douglas, human to Mischief the Airedale @airedalesrule.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A graphic/voice-over reminding you the 2nd season of Sledge Hammer! takes place 5 years before that nuclear explosion.
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
realizing there is a genre of podcast i find exhausting, which are ones where the hosts constantly get distracted doing bits for minutes at a time when i just want to hear them discuss the subject of the episode
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Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 @emilylorange.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The robot devil, yelling at Fry, as they are standing on a stage "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/07/2026
fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/07/2026
The main way in which AI has negatively impacted games industry jobs is not through actual automation of those jobs or even untrue claims about automation. It's by making capital unavailable because it's tied up in AI investments while also destroying the consumer base for video game hardware.
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Got a customer today whose wallet contained multiple $2 bills and no other denominations and I think it might be the most unhinged thing I've ever seen working here.
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the "I'm the only person in my family who doesn't need glasses" to "I can't fucking read that" pipeline
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Erich von Stroheim's Greed (1924) was way ahead of its time on trying to make a ten hour movie. Nowadays that's every streaming show.
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
sure, ruin the only good social media site why don't you
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
THIS MAKES NO SENSE. GIVING GREAT STUFF AWAY IS NUTS. I want businesses to make money out of selling the products and services they make, passing the earnings from that on to the people who made the things. Whatever this brand-building bullshit is, it’s unhealthy. Surely?
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i would wager that above any level music in a video game i've played to death, i've probably heard the simpsons theme more than any other individual song in my life
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i still can't get over this fucking creepy avant-garde atmospheric synth track that borderline sounds like a györgy ligeti piece this game was punching so far above its weight on the soundtrack
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Ecco The Dolphin Defender Of The Future — Obscure Ways To Terminus
YouTube video by Zeltor
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𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 ♫ @blissfreak.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
sonic unleashed is like 70% "it's ok, i guess" and 30% the best thing you've ever played
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