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blastron

@blastron.bsky.social
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professional game developer, amateur artist, occasional musician. i might be a vtuber but nobody will know (he/him). h'kai uryuu in ffxiv

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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i really hate the new robot voice at the seattle light rail stations. it’s warm and casual to the point where it’s jarringly unprofessional, with little pauses and hums that make it sound like it was recorded in one take by someone grabbed out of the break room, not a public announcer
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dylan NO!! put down that sketchbook!! you're in a remedy game nothing good ever happens to artists
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a good smile better suits a hero
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
granted, “the possibility space can be reduced if you take good notes” is advice that could be given for literally any mildly complicated puzzle game
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you are correct: this is six puzzles with the same solution, not six puzzles stacked on top of each other, as indicated by how the top left dot can’t simultaneously be black and white this possibility space can, however, be reduced significantly, if you squint hard enough and take really good notes
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[in a dj set in an australian club] you, are the cat, the one i pet / i could never dream, of a cuter kitty cat / skritches on the head, and a stroke, upon the back / kibble in the bowl, i will make, you really fat
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is easily the best wright-like of 2025 (and will probably also be the best wright-like of 2026 come november) so definitely pick this up if you're into courtroom thrillers
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a tired sigh is all i'm allowing myself until the dust settles
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Based Glootie @basedglootie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@sphealposting.bsky.social
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a spheal labeled "A SPHEALLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the spheal and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the spheal.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think you mean no one’s buying them
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the fact that nearly everyone i’ve talked to about heroes of the storm is surprised to learn that the servers were not actually shut down might explain the dire state of the quick match queue
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it was on life support (they kept the servers on but nothing else) for years, then it abruptly started getting balance and bugfix patches, and then at blizzcon they abruptly announced a new hero. the team working on it is reportedly pretty small but HotS is back baybeee
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
quick play in HotS has been remarkably tame so far, which is yet another reason why it is the best moba on the market
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James Beckett @kickthebeckett.com · 29/09/2026
No, SungWon is absolutely correct here. The insistence on sticking with the Japanese title when there is already a perfectly acceptable English one is utterly asinine. Nobody does this in Japanese literature, or film, or any other art form. It's just the anime nerds who insist on being obtuse.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok
end of evangelion poster but it's a big spheal
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
launching control causes my monitor to restart and a message pops up saying “HDR ON” h d r o n h e d r o n i think i found a secret
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My gf got her almonds absolutely activated by this guy for some reason
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why can't you say you make games? when i do, they usually say "oh that's so cool", and then i respond with "eh, it's a living" followed immediately by "and what do _you_ do?"
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thank you doordash for popping up a suggestion for a place i know has their own delivery drivers and doesn’t mark up their online orders, you just saved me thirty bucks
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i should set up a mutelist for control resonant so i don't get spoiled, but blocking the words "control" or "dylan" seems like it would remove quite a few posts from my timeline
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[shortly after grabbing the moon pearl] the theeeme, tune from the cat worrrld / it's a meow place, with kitty-kys / and cats... (the theme from the cat world! the theme from the cat world!!)
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Ser Shotbuns, Lady Knight @shotbuns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know what, fuck you. All in existence bent to my will. *rotates you 90 degrees*
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
praying for the day we retvrn to chat apps being chat apps instead of monolithic community hubs that are impossible to leave
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1: a picture of the pokemon spheal rolling with the text "scrolling past this meme"
2: a spheal looking curious with the text "noticing the fact that this meme is too big"
3: an excited spheal with the text "opening the meme to see the rest of it
4: cropped text and image of spheal, the readable text says "it's actually" then the rest is cropped out
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dude ive been trying to find this image forever and i never realized i actually had it downloaded all along
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
nothing like showing up to a casual puzzle game tourney at a local arcade and getting demolished by one of the best players in the country who just happened to be passing through town that day
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
low effort post showing a picture of a spheal pokemon plush wearing sunglasses from the video yesterday with impact font "THAT FEELING WHEN WHEN IT'S FRIDAY"
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blastron @blastron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"what a weirdly specific thing to ask for" you might ask, having forgotten about one of the top 100 voyager episodes of all time
memory-alpha.fandom.com
Alice (episode)
Paris is manipulated by the intelligence on board a mysterious alien shuttle recently acquired from an interstellar junkyard. On the bridge of the USS Voyager, Tom Paris and Harry Kim tease Lieutenant...
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