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"water turns black at night" - DJ Khaled If you hate vtubers I'm sorry but you must have your heart torn out and sacrificed to God, I don't make the rules. It's gamers gaming that ain't never gamed before. person: magic isnt real me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

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Sylessae @sylessae.bsky.social · 3h
I love drawing with goofy pens
Multiple pen sketches of stylized heads and busts showing varied ages, hairstyles, and expressions arranged across a sheet of paper, with a giraffe-pattern pencil resting at the top.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 5h
Jade Apple jar to lubricate postage stamps. St. Petersburg, 1899-1904.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wreck it ralph looking at negative comments with the caption: "when yo girl finally post you and it's not one positive comment"
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 5h
Even Ready Player One had a less depressing viewpoint about the possibility of a customizable future for video games, and the main character of that lived in the future equivalent of a trailer park.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 6h
The future of personalized media
Multiple John Malkovich from Being John Malkovich
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 5h
I was asked what I've been working on a bunch yesterday and it's been awhile since I did a Project List. Here's what's already come out this year: From good ol' DC Comics, there was the 1-2-3 punch of JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERGALACTIC, GALAXY:AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN and JUSTICE LEAGUE DREAM GIRLS 1-4.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 6h
whenever i read stuff like this what i actually hear is "i crave annihilation, i find having consciousness to be burdensome"
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Billy🚫🧠 | Baku Vtuber @bakubillych.bsky.social · 5h
🎞️Master of Unlocking Galaxy Brain 🧠 there is no braincells where we're going we're solving puzzles based of vibes vro 🔗View the whole Youtube Video: youtu.be/RXGSPg38XJo #vtuber #bakucringe
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Master of Unlocking Galaxy Brain | Control 【BakuBillyCh】
YouTube video by Baestard Billy Ch. Baku Vtuber
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lmao
 P425, Polytopia - In 2021, Elon convinced Grimes to play this video game with him. In one game, Elon and Grimes agreed to be allies to attack other tribes, but Grimes decided to "surprise attack" him with a flame ball. This resulted in a huge fight between them, with Elon accusing Grimes of deep betrayal, Grime replying "it's only a video game" and Elon yelling back "it's a huge fucking deal". Grimes says that Elon was so angry that he didn't speak to her for the rest of the day.

The video game story is interesting context for Grimes' song "Player of Games":

I'm in love

With the greatest gamer

But he'll always love the game

More than he loves me
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a new hand narwhals the bacon @blaithmaic.bsky.social · 7h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtd...
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Grimes - Vanessa (Gets Chopped Up & Screwed by Jaunts)
YouTube video by Anthony Nolan
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 8h
Y'all denied her tenure
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a new hand narwhals the bacon @blaithmaic.bsky.social · 7h
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The Secret Sisters - "Kathy's Song" [Audio Only]
YouTube video by New West Records
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Cheddar Biscuit @realcheddarbiscuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“People” - these are robots themselves
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Toussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 13h
I just learned that in Star Wars Galactic Racers you can play as Sebulba and relive his past podracing glories in the years before he infamously gets slimed out by a 12 year old
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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is there aught you require in the seafood section, Arisen?
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ScrapKingKeita @scrapkingkeita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Pawn in the home and hardware section) Look Arisen, a ladder!
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D W the Gutless @dwoboyle.com · 06/10/2026
"Master, methinks digital coupons would be useful here."
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Zé Burnay @zeburnay.bsky.social · 8h
The Conduit. Prints available
A statue in a lonely hill
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a new hand narwhals the bacon @blaithmaic.bsky.social · 8h
actually gained even more weight after adding more jumprope and kettlebell work...
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Tim Prow-Diehard Miniatures @diehardminiatures.bsky.social · 9h
This fine chap was inspired by one of my favourite models from the mid 80's (you may recognise him), i've given him a few more 'Chaos' touches but otherwise he's close to the original. The Chaos Knights will look very cool painted up, I can't wait to get castings of these! diehardminiatures.com
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 8h
Paul Chadwick @paulchadwick.bsky.social
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 8h
Cosey
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 8h
Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social
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a new hand narwhals the bacon @blaithmaic.bsky.social · 10h
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Carly Rae Jepsen - Yes (Official Audio)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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a new hand narwhals the bacon @blaithmaic.bsky.social · 13h
everyone waiting to see who'll be the first to post in the nsfw channel
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Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach Intense Look
ALT: Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach Intense Look
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13h
guy cries, looking at smart tv and saying: "I cant see the movie I want because Netflix removed it." nostalgic critic appears, looking somewhat joyful, saying: "Worry not, my child. You can still watch my review of that movie."
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21h
strong guy from bill and mandy talks to nerdy black kid he's giving a ride to. strong guy opens car sun shade to see message saying: "Ishowspeed flashed his penis Live on stream. sorry if this Is how you found out."
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Billy🚫🧠 | Baku Vtuber @bakubillych.bsky.social · 20h
🎞️Getting the heebie jeebies 🧠 ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension 🔗Youtube Short: youtube.com/shorts/QKbQe... #vtuber #endacopia #bakucringe
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21h
matthew graphics posts a samsung branded android phone and a black kid known for the famous "9+10" meme. the text on the post says: "my favorite DragonBall FighterZ character is."

lean_973 replies with samsung and the n word, followed by a few question marks.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21h
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a new hand narwhals the bacon @blaithmaic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
messing around in video editing software is actually very fun but only for horizontal videos...
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Andi @menschy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Among us babies
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In theory there may be people who obsess over “Zionists” controlling American politics who aren’t anti-Semites but at this point I pretty much assume anyone speaking this way is one step away at best from going full ZOG.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
studio ghilbi dude in greyscale photo while list with title says: "What to say to an Animator:" the contents follows:

-I could do this faster with A.l.
- Why are you not using sixty (60) frames per second?
- Animation meme? I didn't find it funny.
- Animate me a rare fish.
- Sit up straight when I'm talking to you.
- I prefer the live action remakes.
- Sell me this drawing tablet.
- Can you make Bad Apple?
- Think of the money.
- Do you accept discord nitro?
- My uncle draws better.
- I'll let you take the day off.
- Replace each frame with "get money."
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Billy🚫🧠 | Baku Vtuber @bakubillych.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎞️Silent Hill welcomes you 🧠 the maturity of a school kid 🔗Youtube Short: youtube.com/shorts/s-8qu... #vtuber #silenthill2remake #bakucringe
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
submitted by discord user
Meme showing an infographic titled "Most Used Currencies in world payments in July 2023." The infographic displays six currencies and their usage percentages in a grid. The top row includes the "United States dollar" at 46.46%, with a US flag and dollar sign, the "Euro" at, 24.42% with a blue flag with the yellow Euro symbol, and the "Pound sterling" at 7.63%, showing a Union Jack and pink pound symbol. symbol. The bottom row contains "Evil scary dillar" at 3.51% with a graphic of a skull on a ten-dollar bill, "Chinese renminbi" at 3.06% with a chinese flag with the biggest star replaced with the yellow character '元', and "Canadian dollar 2.26%" with a red and white peru flag graphic with a red dollar sign at the middle.
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Something my dad told me when I was maybe a year or two out of college, and feeling disrespected about something or other at work: everyone thinks their job is hard and everyone else’s jobs are easy
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☀aaaaasneakattack☀ @aaaaaasneakattack.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
My brother and I quote this one all the time:
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Atomic? @mightbeatomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And hobby space web hosting was EXPENSIVE back then but we’re not talking about that much money comparatively. I feel like we lost a lot of fun “just for the heck of it” online activities to the whole “make it a revenue stream” attitude
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The collapse of NaNoWriMo is really interesting to me. They said they were financially insolvent and… this thing used to just literally be a message board to discuss producing a first draft in November. Then it got gussied up, got too big (I suspect financial shenanigans) and died of AI indigestion
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Katharine Ada @temporary.ca · 12/04/2024
did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Reznor The Downwardly Spiraling? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you
Trent Reznor dressed as a Sith lord in the pages of GQ magazine, for some reason
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a new hand narwhals the bacon @blaithmaic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bought the xcrawl bundle before remembering I don't even like dcc
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Stephanie Lamy @stephlamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Repression in France’s overseas territories gets little attention. But protests are also happening and kids are detained. In Guadeloupe, 21 schools were blocked on the 6th of October. In Le Moule, gendarmes were choking, kicking and pinning a teenager to the ground during his arrest.
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