biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just saw this outside a restaurant in Baltimore and holy fuck 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Same for the film industry. I worked on a film where the Key Grip got in a fist fight with the caterer. Me and actor Ron Eldard broke it up - but as I was holding back the caterer on the ground my boss, the key grip, got in a few extra punches. Lol The morale improved greatly with a new caterer. 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Look no further than trump "winning" golf tournaments. 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Remembering the dial-up notification "you've been disconnected " and getting mad at it all over again for being a little too fucking blunt about my personal life 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 4th, here's Alfie's first time with sprinkler. @darthbluesky.bsky.social 000
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/06/2026this should be on tv every single day 412223
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/06/2026hardening on the view that a history book from 2167 will simply say "the invention of the internet decoupled 30-40% of the human population from any concept of a shared reality, and everyone suffered enormously because of it" 122438
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The conservative movement explicitly, no-shit, no-other-explanation believes that an educated populace is directly opposed to their vision of a peasant class having 15 kids and building wealth for the Chosen Few Elites forever and want to repeal the 20th and the 19th century to achieve that goal 262224759
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialsquarely rooted @squarelyrooted.bsky.social · 22/05/2026we're popping out miracle drugs that address like basically every human ailment other than the inevitability of death, we're turbodeploying unlimited free energy from god, and the computers can do our homework, so obviously we are [checking notes] in the worst of all possible timelines. what a world 602320225
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialProf Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 18/05/2026🎧 My new thread: 20 of my fave rare groove tracks! AFAIK legendary UK DJ Norman Jay coined the term & had a show devoted to it It’s not one thing—it has multitudes!—but it referred to hard-to-find, under-the-radar, groovy funk/soul/R&B/jazz Here’s a defining tune 1/20 youtu.be/EBE2QeaeIXM?...youtu.beI Don’t Know What It Is, But It Sure Is FunkyYouTube video by Ripple - Topic 78616
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026They'll burn the world if they DON'T have their way either. 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Our dog just injured himself greeting the trainer at the door who was here to help train our dog how greet people at the door without freaking the fuck out. 110
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play "Guy Comes to Town, Then Leaves" @darthbluesky.bsky.social youtu.be/na0-pIpwRg8?...youtu.beThe Littlest Hobo TV Show TrailerYouTube video by The Littlest Hobo 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026youtu.be/-ROBNp7aMLE?...youtu.beNRBQ at the Paradise '82- #8- "Me and the Boys"YouTube video by wilburevans 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Fast. Good. Cheap. Pick any two. ai: Not those two Or those two, not those either 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026OK, I'll bite. Who's Taylor Swift? 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I wonder how they navigate the "3 on a red" for turning left in LA 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I only know 2 or 3 lads who will get this joke... 4 tops 110
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026But now we've got weapons of chemical dust If fire them we're forced to, then fire them we must One push of the button and they shot the world wide And you never ask questions when God's on your side youtu.be/BYU0mFtKvXw?...youtu.beBob Dylan - With God on Our Side [MTV Unplugged Rehearsal, 1994]YouTube video by Swingin’ Pig 000
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialGhoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 03/04/2026Happy Good Friday 832748
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 20/03/2026It’s just like the old saying goes: “do business with a pedo, you’re gonna regret-o” 0203
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney Oh shit, I just thought of it and it's now stuck in my head. 000
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialMaggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Deep respect for Tony Moore. 01163181
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit youtu.be/VwIIDzrVVdc?...youtu.beOldboy The Corridor Fight SceneYouTube video by Calengklik 000
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Finally gonna sit down and watch the hockey game I recor... AYKM? 000
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/03/2026good morning mr president heres that ai generated video of you hitting a home run in the world series that you asked for but i really need you to look over that readout of the war in iran i gave you a few days ago 344356
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/03/202638% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to 293354394
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialFibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Donald Trump slowly turning every Evangelical into an idolator and every liberal into a believer in Satan is a pretty good bit. 120733
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026If Trump had a bucket of water and could toss it on a little kid whose clothes are on fire or a 16 year old girl in a white t shirt, that first kid is not going to make it. 1285
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialTony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 06/02/2026who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice 3050911026
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026i just keep coming back to a major reason we’re in this mess is because men were convinced their dicks would fall off and theyd grow vaginas if they didnt vote trump or they were worried other dudes would think they wanted to suck dick or something 1958074
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Knuckleballer for the Seattle Pilots. 010
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 28/12/2025youtu.be/9fR2r8Qlyyk?...youtu.beArtists United Against Apartheid - Sun CityYouTube video by Little Steven 010
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Everyone, unbeknownst to each other, was on theme this year. 010
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Covid to Liam: ... but what i do have is a particular set of spike proteins. Spike proteins that make me a nightmare for people like you. 010
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Makin' some chairs. Improved a bit after first attempt. Using bailing wire instead of existing cork wire helped. 120
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 29/11/2025How much do i swear? @profanity.accountant 100
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 28/11/2025You know what they call The Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with cheese 020
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Pier Paolo Pasolini pitching Saloʻ today: It's a graphic retelling of The 120 Days of Sodom but with politicians, clergy, and titans of industry as the pedo sadists. It's a metaphor for what the fascists did to my country. Studio head: i don't think you know how metaphors work 000
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/11/2025ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus 321955239
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Be right back hon, just gotta run to the store. 010
biz-malarkey.bsky.social @biz-malarkey.bsky.social · 19/10/2025youtu.be/IcoqeNdMAfA?...youtu.beStroszek: the Dancing ChickenYouTube video by Ransomriggs 010
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialRevan @revan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2025Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say? Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter... Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible. 735438
Reposted by @biz-malarkey.bsky.socialSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Pam Bondi opening her notes and looking at "More like Weldon Shitehouse, am I right?" 51197
![An old text exchange between me and @cadaverformosus.bsky.social
ME:
Second: what I *almost* tweeted on Friday but did not was something about how I just learned that it can take DAYS to die from crucifixion, whereas Our Lord and Savior JC tapped out after only a few hours? Which is to say, sure, He suffered for our sins but didn't really suffer *that much*, did he?
ELIZABETH:
COLIN
ME:
Just feels half-assed!
Wasn't really willing to go the distance, was he?
ELIZABETH:
you need a priest go write your book
COLIN
[JC after, like, a couple hours]:
Dear Father why have you forsaken me?
[Other guys who've been up on that hill for three days]: Check out the new guy](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kqqqm4rtbbwi4pnoptlgxqoe/bafkreieev6ocievsctlduvpmd3yhcjscz6yi6htdu7s6xckjfqaiulo7ye)
