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Mike Ryan

@bitterfish.com
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Mission Designer @ Insomniac | prev. ZeniMax Online Studios, Bungie, Wideload, Day 1, Bethesda, Human Head | Personal account | he/him threewhiskeytrigger.com

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Steve S @sms1080.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
A very big lighthouse with a much smaller lighthouse in the distance
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 08/10/2026
The surveillance state has gone too far.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 04/10/2026
OK she gave me plenty of warning, but I am still crying over my coffee right now.
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the best stories out of this #wnba season is the WNBA art account. She’s an artist based in Chicago but her day job was in healthcare administration. At the beginning of the season she started posting sketches of funny or iconic moments from WNBA games on her instagram account.
Angel Reese does the too small sign to Dominique Malonga who is 2 inches taller than her.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 23/09/2026
This is an amazing thread about a thoroughly fucked up situation.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 20/09/2026
Elite was released 42 years ago. This space trading open world game is considered to be the forerunner of many modern games, as well as being an important milestone in the history of space sci-fi. Art by Philip Castle🔽
Box art by Philip Castle.

The image is dominated by the game's title, "ELITE," rendered in a bold, golden 3D font with large, stylized wings, resembling a prestigious pilot's insignia. The scene depicts key elements from the game:

    The Cobra Mk III: The sleek, saucer-shaped ship in the foreground is the player's starting vessel, the legendary Cobra Mk III.

    Coriolis Station: The massive, geometric structure is a Coriolis space station, the rotating hubs of trade and commerce where players would dock.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 12/09/2026
Turns out to be the perfect reaction to checking in at halftime and seeing that Tottenham Hotspur Football Club still haven’t yet scored a single goal this season.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 10/09/2026
As a lifelong Seahawks fan, my reaction to Darnold going down in the first game of the season… youtu.be/wdYPxFMhEkE?...
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The Money Pit Bathtub Laugh Scene.wmv
YouTube video by Kurt Wettermann
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tom Cruise stars in The Mummy but he’s not the mummy, he’s just a guy who, probably, jumps over the mummy a bunch of times on an electric scooter and then also across the Grand Canyon, where for some reason, in one scene, the mummy is.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I feel like when people are being chased by a mummy not enough of them just try to kick the mummies ass. I wouldn’t try that shit on a Frankenstein but I feel like a mummy isn’t ready for that.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
4 for 25 and i thought i was going to have a clean 0/25 sweep until i got to the ones you fuckers never shut up about
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bigots may have tried to hijack the WNBA but you know YOU don't have to discuss them all the time, right? Plenty of good stuff happening on and off the court.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't need to know why this recipe means so much to you. I just need to know if it's 350 or 375.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me to all meeting requests on a friday
paige telling caitlin clark to relax.  paige is in a blue dallas wings uniform and has her arm outstretched with her hand up towards clark.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 22/08/2026
Well Spurs look at least as bad as they did last season, so I do at least appreciate the dedication to consistency here.
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Anngelica Renea @anngelicarenea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I desperately need non-games industry people to understand that your regular average game dev does not make millions of dollars off of these AAA/AA titles. istg comment sections make me want to poke out my eyeballs with a stick sometimes.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolutely no one needs to hear a man’s opinion about AOC freezing her eggs.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 17/08/2026
I remain disappointed that no one has yet made t-shirts/hoodies prominently displaying the Seattle monorail route map.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 16/08/2026
I’m not specifically a Minnesota Lynx fan and I don’t typically say things like this about anything, but the vibe surrounding this team are absolutely impeccable.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 14/08/2026
One week, just one. Can we go one single week without #gamedev layoffs? Please and thank you.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 08/08/2026
When the rejection email hits at 5:30pm on a Friday... I suppose at least it didn't fuck up what was otherwise an absurdly productive day? #gamedev
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collie.bsky.social @collie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’d rather be dead in Seattle than alive in cleveland
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 07/08/2026
OK yeah, actually these Duck Duck Go sunglasses are pretty damn nice.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 04/08/2026
Election day is fun for me because when I finally got my enhanced WA state ID a few years back, I fucked up my own signature so badly on their little digital screen that I now have to practice matching this abomination like 100 times before signing the ballot or it will be contested.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026
if there's a sunday chore you hate doing i encourage you to avoid it. yes you've painlessly knock it out every other week and yes it only actually ever takes 15 minutes, but what if this time it kills you? best to avoid it
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Matthew Pfab @matthewpfabwx.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Heads up, #Seattle...smoke from massive fires in Eastern Washington and Southern British Columbia will move into Western Washington starting early Monday, getting denser through Tuesday and Wednesday. Prepare for an extended period of degraded air quality. #wawx
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 21/07/2026
Thank you, LinkedIn, for recommending a “great fit” job opportunity to me. An opportunity I was rejected from months ago. Most useless web site in existence.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 19/07/2026
Grant me the strength to survive American football broadcasters and sticking with full-screen, slow-motion replay footage while the ball is in play.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 19/07/2026
Bsky feed still a little iffy for me, but Jimothy absolutely saved and restored all of my other social feeds. Cutest little cryptid ever.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 14/07/2026
It me. If only the meteor part was accurate.
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Leeman Kessler @leemankessler.com · 14/07/2026
PBS has 1983's Reilly:Ace of Spies with Sam Neill and John Rhys-Davies
John Rhys-Davies menacing Sam Neill
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 13/07/2026
I am so sad to hear about Sam Neill's passing. He was always one of my favorites and he will very much be missed. First time I ever saw him was in Reilly Ace of Spies (1983), which my father introduced to me way back when. www.pbs.org/show/reilly-...
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Reilly Ace of Spies
The true story of Sidney Reilly, the legendary super-spy who inspired James Bond.
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Elizabeth @kitabet.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
statements that are ambiguous if you live in western washington
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
imagine if they fired every band member every time an album came out
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Check your timeline to see if the people you follow are of the “we fucking told you so” variety or of the “well, how could we possibly know?” variety and correct course if necessary.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 06/07/2026
I feel like this has simply become my normal everyday experience
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 05/07/2026
I hate what the 4th does to our dog, but I have to say the morning walk when she's still coming out of the haze of the relaxing meds and we get to meet all the other still-high-af dogs in the neighborhood was pretty hilarious.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 04/07/2026
Last year on a whim I watched Gettysburg on the 4th in an attempt to drown out big booms outside with big booms on the TV to manage my dog’s extreme stress over fireworks. It worked pretty well! And I’ll happily watch it again, but if anyone has any big booms movie recs for me, I’d appreciate it.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 02/07/2026
It's almost as if having a few mega corporations own all the game dev studios and then let stock values drive all decisions about creative projects and the people making them was somehow a bad idea.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 27/06/2026
This is absolutely the greatest thing I've seen or even heard of in a long time.
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 20/06/2026
I think one of the worst parts of the state of the gaming industry right now is how common and almost automatic it is to press the 'submit' button for a job application and just instantly know as a certainty that you will not even get as much as a recruiter screening for it.
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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Mike Ryan @bitterfish.com · 16/06/2026
New candidate for best alt text just dropped.
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/06/2026
Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.
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