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simone de bolivar

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Brett Taylor @brett-taylor.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
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The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
joining my first discord server as a millennial
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
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You mean look up the questions.
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
my cat’s birthday is tomorrow and he doesn’t know it yet but i’m giving him a rotisserie chicken at midnight 😋
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
from a young age i always knew i wanted to watch my favorite artworks get vulgarized by complete schmucks
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
the thing about ghibli films, at least to me, is that the aesthetics are often secondary to the moving stories of unlikely companionship and wistful meditations on the passage of time, which ai cannot reproduce
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
idk why but the rachel zegler thing feels the most "red scare 3" of them all. she's 23 and barely did anything, and very likely isn't even all that radical, but has nonetheless incited mass bourgeois psychosis
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The strategy of “concede a small point to win the greater point” should be replaced by the “Lol, no” offensive. More effective AND more fun and easy to learn. Resonates across demographics. I am avail to give a seminar on this
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
For Throne Of Blood’s climax, Mifune wore boards under his costume for the arrows that hit him & had to hit his marks precisely as 20 professional archers shot arrows to the right & left of him. He said he didn’t have to act terrified for the scene. He was. He got riotously drunk the night before.
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CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
That’s… certainly an art choice
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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In conclusion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @suedonym.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"did you hear they're gonna make transgender illegal?" "yes, yes, it's terrible, terrible...but at least it'll solve the egg shortage!"
statler & waldorf, the elderly curmudgeon muppets
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
DEI failed which is why republicans are frothing at the mouth over it every three seconds
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Josie Duffy Rice @jduffyrice.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"the only things dems need to cave on are race, gender, policing, and immigration" what kind of victory would this be
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
almost like the point was tourism to win awards
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
When I cook hot dogs I like to say "I'm giving the dogs a bath." My wife & I are separated
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
jd vance got a team america puppet face
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I don’t think people in other countries know about pep rallies or how deranged they are. At my school they had one where cheerleaders pretended they were going to kiss football players and then blindfolded them and their moms kissed them instead. The idea was that they got horny for their mom
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
the maoist standard english leaving my body when someone uses it unironically
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
not pictured: two guys screaming at the top of their lungs over a parking spot
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
apply for this job on Poopy. stream now on Peepee. it’s all happening on Pussy
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
why is this on goodreads lol
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
rip to a real one
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
a museum with ties to the prison-industrial complex posting this is crazy
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Big Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
No one knows how many clowns can fit in a cybertruck because they all have too much dignity to be seen in one.
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
it’s 1 am. my girlfriend and cat are asleep in my bed. i am in the kitchen. i just tried to put my nintendo switch in the fridge
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
me and my friends in middle school selling our old pokemon cards:
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
no need to light cop cars on fire anymore — this one does it all on its own!
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
introducing hundreds of anti-trans bills while simultaneously erasing the epstein files, call coming from inside the house!!!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
PrEP might be the single greatest medical advancement of my lifetime (AIDS was literally a death sentence when I was a teenager) and HIV affects every single one of us. Madness if they tank it.
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
i’m built like this btw
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/08/2024
Pretty much
Tweet by soul nate: 

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for neopets.com on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 22/02/2025
companies listening to what people say they want instead of making art and just giving them something has been ruinous for games, movies and more for the last 10-15 years
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Fake George Julian @smhten.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My kid lives in Siddall Hall and sent me these yesterday. First is what was put up by the school, second is the students’ alteration of the administrations’ cowardice.
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
going to this with a friend. let me know if you are too 🩵
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simone de bolivar @bitchsword.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
transphobes think and talk about dick more than all of my gay friends who, i should add, think and talk about dick A LOT
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
forgot i did this like five months after they laid us all off
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS
Screenshot from a tweet. In the first tweet, a transcript of the Hannity Musk interview is played. Hannity says “you’re going to help rescue two astronauts” and Musk says “they were left up there for political reasons”

Astronaut Andreas Mogensen says “What a lie. And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media.”Elon replies “You are fully retarded. 

SpaceX could have brought them back several months ago. 

I OFFERED THIS DIRECTLY to the Biden administration and they refused. 

Return WAS pushed back for political reasons. 

Idiot.”

Andreas Mogensen replies “Elon, I have long admired you and what you have accomplished, especially at SpaceX and Tesla. 

You know as well as I do, that Butch and Suni are returning with Crew-9, as has been the plan since last September. Even now, you are not sending up a rescue ship to bring them home. They are returning on the Dragon capsule that has been on ISS since last September.”A tweet from Elon Musk. It reads “It is time to begin preparations for deorbiting the @Space_Station. 

It has served its purpose. There is very little incremental utility. 

Let’s go to Mars.”
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